Tag: Comedians

2 Comedians Tried To Have a Conversation While Sitting On Vibrators

magicwandarthistoryComedian Nikki Glaser made a very exciting parody of Jerry Seinfeld’s popular webseries, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee—except her coffee excursion includes the use of sex toys! In the episode on Glaser’s Comedy Central Show, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, Glaser and her friend and fellow comedian Sara Shaefer sit on Magic Wand vibrators while attempting to have a conversation—appropriately about squirting! And to make matters even more interesting, they handed the controls of the vibrators to others offscreen (watch the video below).

It didn’t take long before Sara Shaefer yelled her safe word, “Theon Greyjoy! That means Winter is coming. I’m Winter.” Shaefer was in the middle of explaining how she prefers other terms besides squirting, like “SPLASH MOUNTAIN!” Once she collected herself, she explained that the first time she squirted, it was like a water balloon had popped between her legs. Then she asked a wide-eyed Glaser, “Okay, are you coming right now or are you shocked by the story?” In the end, they decided that the coffee was the best they ever had—and that they should really do this more often.

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This Is What Happens When Comedians Feed Porn Stars Their Lines

Image Source: Screen captures from YouTube via DistractifyEver wonder what the people are talking about during the part of the porno you always fast forward through? Well, in a new Comedy Central video, two comedians feed porn stars their lines in real time, while they are fucking, and the result is hilarious. Here are some of the most ridiculous lines they tell the adult entertainers to say during “the action” scenes (watch the video below).

When the guy enters the room he says, “This is the part of the porno everyone fast forwards through. So we can say whatever we want. Obama’s a Muslim.” Later, once the lady takes off her shirt, he decides it’s time to get this party started: “People are gonna start watching the porno now, so we should do sex.” Then he goes down on her, and she says, “You’re really lucky I’m not suede. Because my vagina would be ruined, like how suede gets ruined when it gets wet.” When they start fucking doggy style, the comedian has the guy put one leg up and say, “I’m just like Washington crossing the Delaware!” And when it’s time for the money-shot (on her tits), the guy yells, “Get out of here, sticky ghost babies!” Of course, she doesn’t miss a beat: “My tits are their graveyard!”

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Check out the video of comedians feeding porn stars their lines here:

And you can read more here:  https://distractify.com/humor/2016/02/26/mustafa-comedian-porn-narration