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The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant Will Have You Rooting For the Underdick

The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant is an event that proves bigger isn’t necessarily always better. In a society that celebrates huge dicks as a benchmark of masculinity, the pageant hopes to show that beauty can come in all shapes and sizes—even bite size! And to ensure that the little guys will not be outdone by Average Joe, all of the contestants’ cocks are measured before they are allowed to enter the competition.

The contestants compete in an evening wear segment, swimsuit competition (aka a wet t-shirt contest called “Cocksplash”), and a talent portion to show off their charm and (small) packages for a crowd of rowdy, non-judgmental folks. The point of the event is to create a safe space where “if guys have something that people might traditionally make fun of or see it as a disadvantage, we want to show that they’re proud…” says a sponsor of the event. The winner receives $500, a crown, sash, and the honorary title of the guy with smallest dick but the biggest balls in town!

Want to have some rowdy fun with us? We love celebrating all shapes and sizes here!

Check out more about The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant.

Giant Glitter-Spraying Cock Spreads STD Awareness in the Best Possible Way

How would you react if while having a romantic picnic with your lover a giant cock and balls surprised you from behind by shooting gold glitter at you? Probably first with panic (“Am I asleep? Was I drugged?”), and then most likely with raucous laughter at the WTF moment that literally just climaxed all around you. This is Norway’s brilliant strategy to get young people to take notice of the importance of STD prevention.

The giant glitter-spraying cock is part of a campaign called Penis Can Surprise You aimed at raising awareness about STDs for Norway’s 16-25 demographic. It’s being described as “modern avant-garde creepy-as-fuck,” and while it’s definitely surreal, the rationale behind the ridiculousness is to get young people to pay attention to sexual health in a more, well, urgent way than they would with a billboard or with a traditional advertisement. And according to the giant glitter-spraying cock, aka 19 year old Philip van Eck, there’s nothing more effective than helping others just by “being a dick.”

Well, any giant dick would sure get our attention! Come have some “glitter-spraying” fun with us!

Check out the hilarious video of the stunt.

The New “Smart” Sex Toy That Will Transform Your Sex Life

Everybody knows about amazing modern devices that allow us to enhance and improve our lives in exciting new ways. But what if we told you that a new “smart” sex toy is aiming to transform people’s sex lives in equally exciting ways? Introducing the Lovely, the wearable that is basically like a Fitbit for your cock. You wear it during sex, and not only does it act like a vibrating cock ring—great for stimulating the clit as well as enlarging the penis—but it also can track your sexual activity!

This means that it can track the number of thrusts or calories burned, to the intensity of the sex. And, according to the device’s designers, it can help you to “have even better sex next time” by recommending different sex positions and personalized advice depending on your tastes, kinks, and how you like to get it on. But best of all: the device isn’t just for straight couples. One rep of the Lovely says, “You can put this wearable on a dildo, you can put it on your fingers, you can use it on a toy on yourself.” Well, how lovely!

Want to have some “personalized” fun with us? We are all about stimulating and innovative experiences!

Check out more about the Lovely here.

This Man Has Two Penises and He Knows How to Use Them

Recently a man with two fully functioning cocks sat down to answer some curious peoples’ questions on Reddit’s “Ask Me Anything” Q&A page. The man went by “DoubleDickDude,” or DDD for short, and explained that he has a rare congenital condition that causes him to have two sex organs. But while his condition is rare and definitely freaky, he enjoys having two dicks, which he says are both 6 inches long, with one that gets as large as 7 inches when he’s really turned on!

He’s a bisexual, and though women have had mixed reactions to his two cocks, he says that men love it. He’s currently in a relationship with both a man and a woman, and he’s allegedly been able to fit both of his dicks inside a woman at the same time! “[It went] very nicely. She complained later though… [But] she kept coming back for more at least for three months,” he said. While having two cocks has had its frustrations, like when he goes commando (which is almost always) the seam of his pants can get in the way of his two cocks each taking its own side, he’s happy with his two gifts!

We guess you could say he’s doubly blessed! Come get wild and freaky with us!

Check out Huffington Post‘s article and photo of his cocks (Disclaimer: what’s seen cannot be unseen!).

Gay Bob Was the World’s First Gay (and Anatomically Correct) Doll

Nearly 40 years ago, Gay Bob came out of the toy manufacturer closet as the world’s first gay doll. Gay Bob wasn’t a joke, even though releasing such a doll in earnest during the late ’70s was definitely controversial—especially considering Bob’s perfect, anatomically correct plastic cock! Gay Bob was created by inventor Harvey Rosenberg as a way for gay men to feel more empowered about their sexuality during a time when it was taboo to identify as gay, let alone be open about it.

Gay Bob came on the scene complete with a plastic earring, fashionable man-purse, a closet for him to come out of, figuratively and literally, and a huge plastic cock. Described as “a cross between Paul Newman and Robert Redford,” he also had a manifesto explaining why he came with a closet: “…Gay people are no different than straight people… if everyone came “out of their closets” there wouldn’t be so many angry, frustrated, frightened people…” Not only that, but Gay Bob also came with cheeky packaging that explained to consumers how they could “play with [him].” Basically, since he’s so “well-built,” your boss, your folks, and your friends will all love him!

In the mood to play with us? We are all about empowering sexuality here!

Check out images of Gay Bob here!

Study Determines the Size of a “Normal” Dick

A urologist with 26 years of experience in the field just published the most comprehensive penis-size study that shows exactly what “normal” means when it comes to cock measurements. The doctor prefaced his findings with his observation that most men who he’s worked with tend to believe their cock is smaller than average. But with this study, he hopes to change men’s distorted perception of their perfectly fine dicks.

He measured over 15,000 cocks and combined another 17 dick-size studies to find that the average soft cock was 3.6 inches, and the average rock-hard cock was—wait for it—around 5 inches. Surprised? Well, the actual kicker is this: according to this study, most dicks are fairly similar in size. This means that even though most men worry that their dicks aren’t measuring up, so to speak, in actuality only 2% of the population has a below average sized cock!

Want to know if yours measures up? Rest assured that we can make your, ahem, confidence grow to new heights!

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NEWS: The 50 Best Full-Frontal Cocks in Film, Ranked

To soften the crushing disappointment of learning that Christian Grey will not be taking his clothes off in the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie, Jezebel compiled a thorough list of the 50 best male crotch-shots in film. These hot dudes baring it all on camera will surely brighten your day, and as Jezebel promises, “make your mood rise.” Here are some highlights from the list (see the full list below):

Michael Pitt, The Dreamers (ranked #7)

Here is an up close and personal shot of one very nice cock. In the still, a hot lady is admiring it on her knees (gee, wonder what’s gonna happen next?)
Joe Mangienello, Magic Mike (ranked #8)

Of course this list would not be complete (or credible) without some dick from the infamous male stripper film, Magic Mike. In this still, he is painted in golden, shimmery body paint, reminiscent of a greek god, with a fully hard cock poking out from his golden lycra thong.
Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain (ranked #12)

And again, if you’re going to have a list like this, you would need to include some sexy cowboy cock from this famous, formative gay film.
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jarhead (ranked #14)

Here, Gyllenhaal is dancing hard with just a Santa Claus hat covering his hard cock. Ho ho ho! Here’s one way to have a very merry holiday!
Sacha Baron Cohen, Bruno (ranked #18)

One of our personal favorites, in this epic scene from Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen and friends sport full lycra body suits complete with giant dildos!
Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike (ranked #21)

That’s right, this giant star went full frontal in a scene that has his chiseled body covered in bronzer with his massive, gorgeous cock standing out (and up!) in metallic paint.
Kevin Bacon, Wild Things (ranked #26)

In our humble opinion, this should be in the top 5.
Mark Wahlberg’s Prosthesis, Boogie Nights (ranked #33)

Who can forget the fake dick in Boogie Nights? You wait the whole movie for its unveiling, and when it happens, it does not disappoint (except for, you know, it’s not Mark Wahlberg’s).
Stephen Dorff, Innocent Lies (ranked #38)

In this scene, a hot naked sex pot is bent over a chair, looking very eager for Stephen Dorff to put his beautiful, big dick inside her from behind. Who could blame her?
Jason Biggs, American Reunion (ranked #45)

Here, Jason Biggs has his cock and balls pressed up against a glass pot lid in which he is trying to fuck.

Those were epic! All that hot cock on film really put us in the mood for some action—lights, camera, we’re ready when you are!

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NEWS: The man with the largest penis is a lyrical genius!

The famous Jonah Falcon has a lot going for him these days, for one he has a 13.5-inch schlong, as well as a newly released song about his one eyed monster. The track titled “It’s Too Big” had its debut on itunes and cdbaby.com April 16^th. Falcon and co- singer Adam Barta are spitting lyrics about Falcon’s record setting hog:

“I heard it from all the guys and every single freakin’ girl/They wanna try and take a ride on the biggest in the world/But in order to ride the beast it must be unfurled,” Falcon sings before the chorus, “Too damn big/It’s just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It’s too damn big.”

Those lyrics are deep, Falcon is a total songbird!

Unfortunately Falcon hasn’t commented on his new track, his publicist Gina Rodriquez (a former porn star) even stated, “There will be no interview.” I agree, let the giant cock speak for itself, I mean the SONG!

Bachelorette Party!

By Kittys Korner Kouch

Last Thursday my girlfriends and I had a bachelorette party for my friend Jamie. She’s getting married next month and we rented out the local hole in the wall, “Jack & Diane’s”.
Now, we didn’t have a live band, but we did load the jukebox full with dollars!

My bestie Carrie had hired 4 strippers, two guys and two girls, and one of the guys had the most gorgeous milk chocolate skin with locked hair past his ass! He laid Jamie on the floor and unzipped her pants with his teeth!

The blonde girl stripped Jamie of her bra without even taking her shirt off! So fun! At 11:00 p.m. they opened the bar to the public, because we only rented it till then, and other people started to come in.

There was this one guy wearing a black Harley shirt and tight jeans. He had long dark hair and the bluest eyes ever! Needless to say I asked him to dance! Since I am only 5’2″ I barely came up to his shoulders and I was even wearing my knee high boots with the thick 4 inch rubber heels! I swear, his jeans were so tight I could tell what his religion was! OMG! While we were dancing I could feel his hard cock pressed against my stomach!

Now, I am not going to ruin the rest of the night for you! If you want to know what happened after we closed the bar down, you will have to call me! I look forward to sharing the rest of the events with you!

NEWS: 3 Generations of Sex, Intimacy, & Relationships (Part I)

A 31-year-old woman, a 41-year-old woman, and a 50-year-old woman from 3 different continents answer some delicate and sensual questions about their libidos, what they won’t stand for in the sheets, and what their fairytale ending is.

Today we start with a seasoned sexual temptress, our 50-year-old Dame. She commands a powerful man with a sexual appetite. She’s kinky and willing to explore unknown territories. After reading what she had to say its clear 50 is the new 30 when it comes to sex! Stay tuned tomorrow for what our 40-year-old leading lady had to say.

Age: 50

Current level of sexual libido 1-5, 5 being can’t live without sex:
5.

Astrological Sign:
Virgo.

Does astrology play any effect on who you date, or have sex with?
Yes I believe in compatible signs.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you when you were first in love?
15.

What was the astrological sign of the man you were in love with?
Capricorn.

What did you love about sex with him?
Groping, youthful play.

What characteristics of a man are you looking for, be detailed and be honest. Also, what characteristics are you looking for in the sheets, and how has that changed since your first sexual experiences if at all?
I like a sensual adventurous man who takes control, who is uninhibited, experimental, like role-playing. Men that can fuck me hard but also make love gently. To be honest this has never really changed for me, I have always been a very sexual person.

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
Hairy men, small cocks, bad smells, funky tasting spunk, flabby untoned bodies, lack of experience, laziness.

Do you enjoy dirty talk?
YES

Do you contribute to the dirty talk?
Yes.

Is there a position that you just dread? Is there a position that you love but are too bashful to ask for?
I dread being upside down – especially if my face looks the same as it does upside down in yoga. Nope 

Would you change anything about yourself in the bedroom?
A more accommodating A-hole.

Are you open to sex with no attachments, have you ever had that type of relationship and was it a harmonious? (Be honest ladies)
Yes

Have you ever been cheated on, and if so, what can your next partner do to ease your fears about cheating?
Yes but I’ve cheated too so it’s a level playing field for me.

Do you feel that men have changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships?If so, why do you think this is the case?
My answer is yes in some ways but because of my geographic location. Currently I live in a culture where the attitude to relationships is very different to where I have experienced my first relationships.

Do you feel that you’ve changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
Yes because of the above…I’ve become more relaxed about commitment.

When you’ve been in a relationship what have you done to revive the sex life when you’ve hit a rut?
Role-playing, toys, and, experimenting.

Have you ever tried dating sites, if not are you open to it?
Yes but mainly out of curiosity, I have met 2 people from dating sites many years ago.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? marriage with kids? unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long term relationships with different men with or without kids?
No kids and married or unmarried, but in a committed relationship.

Tune in tomorrow for a visit from our 40-year old subject…