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The Secret Life of One Man’s Cock

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisHave you ever wondered if your dick has a secret life all its own? And, if so, what types of crazy shenanigans it gets into when you’re not paying attention? Well, one photographer from San Francisco wondered this very thing, and started a strange and wonderful Tumblr called “Things My Dick Does” to investigate (check out the images below). “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am,” the photographer writes in his Tumblr’s intro. “He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy.”

The man—who’s chosen to remain anonymous—told the Huffington Post that the pictures began as humorous sexts and progressed to a series that explored such things as what his “Little Dude” did for Halloween, or while baking a cake, and even making friends with a stuffed hedgehog! In the Halloween picture, his cock is dressed up as a mummy: “So we have been trying on some costumes and he wanted to start off with a classic! “Mummy! Can I go out and…” he jokes. Later, his cock makes a new friend with an adorable hedgehog: “He was a little skeptical at first. But then he warmed up to the idea of having a cuddle buddy. These two are so cute together! Dawwww.”

Is your little guy looking to make a new friend? We have the perfect companions for him right here!

And now: the photos of “Things My Dick Does.”

Sex Toy Company ‘Clone-A-Willy’ Wants to Clone Justin Bieber’s Willy

Justin Bieber’s been getting some good press lately: he’s got a new album that people seem to like, favorable media attention for his recent softer persona and, also, some buzz about his allegedly very nice cock! Yes, according to some reliable sources (who refer to his member as “OMG”), he is quite well-endowed. And now all that good press has attracted the attention of sex toy company Clone-A-Willy, who is eager to get Bieber’s cock in one of their notorious molds.

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The company that makes fully functional replicas of people’s sex organs is offering Bieber one million dollars to advertise the product. Clone-A-Willy thinks the business arrangement would be mutually beneficial: Bieber could promote his music, and the company could promote its sexy wares. Clone-A-Willy said in a letter to the star, “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his ‘dating’ life.” The company is assuring Bieber that they would not put the Bieber sex toy on the market (though they would have a mold of his dick…), but considering how upset he got when naked pictures of him were published, it’s doubtful that he’ll be cloning his willy anytime soon.

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Check out more about Clone-A-Willy’s offer to Justin Bieber.

Emojis That Mean Dirty Words

sexyemojisEver get a text with an emoji that seems to mean more than the image itself? A dude sends you an emoji of an eggplant (cock) and a chocolate chip cookie (pussy), for instance. Or simply an emoji of a full mailbox (fucking). Well, this handy guide will help you know for sure what those sexually-charged emojis really mean. Here are a few favorites (check out the complete guide from Buzzfeed below).

Cock Emojis

  1. Ear of corn
  2. Peeled banana
  3. Rocket ship
  4. Red lipstick

Balls Emojis

  1. Cluster of grapes
  2. Two mugs of beer
  3. Pig’s snout

Ass Emojis

  1. Peach
  2. Sprinkly donut

Tits Emojis

  1. Two cherries
  2. Camel humps

Pussy Emojis

  1. Strawberry
  2. Slice of cake
  3. Hard candy
  4. Coin purse

Fucking Emojis

  1. Rollercoaster
  2. Blowfish (?)
  3. A bowl of ramen noodles
  4. Slice of pizza

Cumming Emojis

  1. “The Scream”
  2. Fountain overflowing
  3. A whale blowing water out of its spout

In the mood for a little fireworks, shooting star, happy face, tango emoji? We are always down for some trumpet-blowing, factory-smoke fun!

As promised: Buzzfeed‘s full guide.

Glory Hole

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I want to take you to a glory hole. I want to take you into a private booth and have you strip down nude. I would push you to your knees and have you lick and suck on my tiny cunt cock while we have the short wait for a cock to come through the wall.

The first cock I want to see come through that wall is a big black monster. I am getting wetter thinking of your lips stretched around that thick shaft. I want to sit and watch your mouth move up and down that long hard cock. I want to watch the spit run from your lips as you choke trying to accommodate his demanding flesh.

I pull you off his cock and have you suck on his balls. Slurping and licking his heavy full nutsack. I would be rubbing my clit and fingering my pussy watching you be the amazing cocksucker I know you to be. The booth smelling of pre-cum and pussy as you remain on your knees ready to take your first load.

You can feel his cock thickening and swelling as he pushes in deep to shoot his hot load of cum down your throat. The fun we could have at the glory hole together. I would love to chat more about the hot loads I would feed you. Give me a call and I will tell you all about my plans for getting you all the cock you desire

8 Facts Every Dude Should Know About His Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberrySure, you know your dick intimately, but do you know why hot tubs are bad for your balls? Or that not getting enough sleep can make you lose your boner? As Buzzfeed says, these facts are sort of like “the owner’s manual you never knew you needed.” Here are 8 facts every dude needs to know about his cock.

  1. The penis is a good indicator of your overall health
    One doctor says, “It’s like the dipstick of the body’s health.” That’s why if there’s something wrong with the genitals, you should go see your doctor to make sure it’s not a symptom of something else. And similarly, if there’s something wrong with your health, your dick could be affected too.
  2. Premature ejaculation is a lot more common than you think
    Premature ejaculation is when you cum about one to two minutes after penetration and then feel distressed and anxious about it. Statistics show that it affects about 10%-30% of men at some point in their lives. But those who suffer from it every time should talk to their doctor—it can be overcome.
  3. Your testicle size is important
    Your testicles should be about the same size and each be about the size of a walnut. If they’re too big or too small, there could be a problem with your sperm, in which case go see your doctor.
  4. Hot tubs are really bad for your balls
    “It’s like dunking your testicles like teabags in hot water,” says a doctor. That’s because getting your balls too hot halts your sperm.
  5. Cumming a lot is very good for you
    Ejaculating often is good for you because it lowers your risk of prostate cancer. Not to mention all the health benefits, like lower stress and increased happiness.
  6. Sleep deprivation can mess with your boner
    Not getting enough sleep can make you lose your morning wood and decrease your sex drive.
  7. Wash your dick after sex
    Since bacteria can grow faster when cum dries out on the skin, washing after sex will help you avoid infection.
  8. Don’t get your dick pierced
    In case you were considering it, consider this: possible complications include “significant bleeding, chronic irritation, or even damage to the urethra—which could leave you peeing out of the new hole.”

Want us to get to know you intimately? Your doctor will definitely approve!

Here are more facts every dude should know about his dick.

3-D Printed Penises Reveal That Women Want Normal Sized Cocks

Science has once again answered another of life’s important questions: what is the perfect penis size? A new study published in PLOS One sought this answer by having 100 women fondle 33 different types of 3-D printed cocks to see what their preferences were. And the results may surprise you.

It turns out that women want regular sized cocks on average for long-term relationships, but have different preferences when it comes to choosing a cock for a one night stand. Despite what porn would have you believe, the women preferred their long-term relationship dicks to be about 6.3 inches in length and 4.8 inches thick, and their one-night stand dicks to be 6.4 inches in length and 5 inches thick. The size of both dicks is only slightly larger than Average Joe’s, which proves that no matter what you got to work with, women are going to be okay with it.

Feel like finding out what women want yourself? Bring that perfect cock our way to find out!

Check out more about the perfect cock study here.

The New Surgical Procedure That Restores Sensation to the Cock

Image Source: .flickr.com/photos/jaunedeau/What was once thought of as impossible is now possible thanks to the miracle of modern medicine. For men who have lost feeling in their cocks because of spinal injuries—called spina bifida—a new procedure can actually treat the problem. It’s called the TOMAX procedure, and it works by rerouting a nerve that sends sensory information from the groin to the brain.

After the surgery, the men first feel touch on their cocks as occurring in their balls or inner thighs because that’s the place the nerve originally collects the signals. But after a year, they begin to actually feel those amazing, familiar feelings in their cocks again! At first the sensation is tickly, but then it becomes unmistakably erotic due to a shift inside the brain. Now, when their cocks are stroked or touched, their brains reinterpret the sensation in several different areas that signal pleasure. A miracle indeed!

Want to have an amazing sensory experience yourself? We can guarantee you unmistakably erotic feelings!

Here’s more about the procedure that restores sensation to the cock!

Sexting Is a New Name For an Old Activity

Image Source Flickr.com/photos/jonathanrolandeWhile most people think that sexting is a new phenomenon, history tells a very different story. Recently, a 17th century erotic portrait was put up for sale of one of Charles II’s long time mistress washing a string of sausages with her tits out! Its small, paper-sheet size shows that it was intended for an “intimate purpose in the court circle,” according to the Guardian. Although this seems shocking for the time, sending explicit photos and messages has actually been around for centuries.

Former president Warren Harding wrote to his mistress about “Jerry,” which was code name for his cock!—“if he [Jerry, his cock] could have but one wish, it would be to be held in your darling embrace and be thrilled by your pink lips that convey the surpassing rapture of human touch and the unspeakable joy of love’s surpassing embrace.” And James Joyce was famous for writing his wife filthy letters: “My sweet naughty little fuckbird,” he writes, “Buy whorish drawers, love, and be sure you sprinkle the legs of them with some nice scent and also discolour them just a little behind.” By the time of WWII, ladies were sending their men off with homemade pin-ups to keep them company. And by the time of polaroid film, the ladies were sending their soldiers off with “private pornographic photographs.” It just goes to show that desire never changes; it’s just the medium of expressing it that does.

Feel like having some naughty fun yourself? Let’s have some private, intimate good times right here!

Here’s more about the history of “sexting!”

Man Gets Eight-Inch Bionic Dick

A man who lost the use of his genitals as a child got compensated in full recently with a fully functioning eight-inch bionic dick! This bionic dick is the first of its kind, even though a different man had the first successful penis transplant last year. The bionic dick was created by skin grafts from his arm, which will now allow him to get hard, cum, and actually reproduce.

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After an 11-hour surgery, the man finally can achieve erections by using a button attached to his scrotum. “When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button,” the man said. “When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practicing.” The device works through an implant that uses fluids from his belly to inflate two tubes which allow him to use his dick whenever he likes. Science is amazing!

Feel like having some amazing experiences yourself? We are always down for “a bit of action” here!

IFL Science has more about the man with an eight-inch bionic dick.

Important: Women Don’t Notice the Details of Your Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eatingStudy after study has shown that men can seem self-conscious about how their dicks look to women. Is it too small, too thin, not shaped normally? Well, a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine proves that men can relax. As it turns out, women don’t really notice the details of your dick all that much. The study focused on men who had penile surgery due to a medical condition that misplaced their urethra on a different spot on the cock than the head. This small difference made many of these men feel embarrassed and unattractive.

But as the study showed, they didn’t need to worry. A group of heterosexual women were asked to rate a series of surgically repaired cocks as “normal or not normal.” They weren’t told that half the cocks were not surgically repaired cocks, but just regular, circumcised cocks. What the study found was that the women weren’t able to tell the difference between the surgically repaired dicks and the regular, circumcised dicks—both dicks looked normal to them. The main concern for the women was a neat looking cock, which thankfully the vast majority of men don’t need to worry about.

Feel like having some sexually validating experiences yourself? We love all shapes and sizes here!

You can learn more about the story from our friends at Gizmodo.