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Nude Artist Paints With His Dick On France’s Got Talent

Here’s another reason why Europe is the coolest: award winning performance artist Brent Ray Fraser recently appeared on France’s Got Talent to showcase his artistry. So what’s his special talent? Painting with his dick, of course!

The hot, oiled up painter immediately ripped off his pants to the delight of the shocked and tickled audience and began painting his masterpiece on stage. He eagerly dipped his instrument in paint and got to work, thrusting at the canvas with his special paintbrush. In the middle of working, he even took time to flex his big muscles for his thirsty fans. Then—Voilà—he finished his work of art in a matter of minutes: a perfectly rendered portrait of the judge!

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Check out the video of a nude artist painting with his dick on France’s Got Talent: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/12/05/nude-artist-paints-a-portrait-of-frances-got-talent-judge-with-his-penis/

Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

Stephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset that the joke inadvertently attacked gay sexuality, and Trump supporters are mad that the President was accused of sucking dick!

During his opening monologue, Colbert made a joke implying Trump performs oral sex on Russian President Vladimir Putin. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert quipped. The joke suggests Trump giving head to Putin is somehow demeaning, because the punchline involves gay sex between two men, which many are calling homophobic. And Trump supporters don’t like the President being attacked through a gay sex joke. The hashtag #FireColbert has since been making the rounds on Twitter by both liberals and conservatives, leading his fans to wish that it was his character from the Colbert Report who made the joke, instead of him.

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Check out more about Colbert’s homophobic oral sex joke: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stephen-colbert-homophobic-joke/

Doctors Remove Wedding Ring From Man’s Dick

As it turns out, DIYing a cock ring is a very bad idea, as a 28-year-old man in South Africa can attest. He found this out the hard way (pun intended) when he squeezed his wedding ring around his dick for “erotic reasons.” Not surprisingly, it didn’t turn out well.

After using his wedding ring as a substitute for a cock ring, the ring caused the man’s dick to swell up so much that he was unable to remove it. He was admitted to the hospital and was diagnosed with a rare case of “penile strangulation.” Since his malady was so rare, doctors weren’t exactly sure how to remove the ring, and said in the South African Medical Journal that “No proper guidelines exist for the treatment of this condition, so the ‘best method’ is the one with a successful outcome.” Thankfully, the ring was eventually removed—and the man was strongly urged not to DIY his sex toys again!

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Check out more about doctors removing a wedding ring from a man’s dick: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wedding-ring-stuck-penis_us_582b5d4ae4b01d8a014ad720

You Can Still Have Good Sex With a Micropenis

For the 0.6 percent of the male population with a penis that’s less than 2.75 inches, their anatomy is often the cause of much emotional pain, anxiety, and depression. But sex therapist Elizabeth McGrath is giving these men hope by showing them and their partners how to get the most out of their sex life. For her clients with micropenises, she says the main thing to do is to shift the focus away from penetrative sex—because there’s so many other ways to find pleasure!

“There’s humping, there’s grinding, there’s rubbing the penis on the labia or on the side, and then it expands into ‘What kind of fun things can we do together?'” McGrath said. Oral sex can be the main event, and sex toys, rings, vibrators, and even “extenders” worn over the dick are all great options for couples. She emphasizes that trying new things and figuring out what gives people pleasure is the key. And for a person with a micropenis, or really anyone, it’s about finding what makes you feel good and, most importantly, having fun.

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Check out more about how you can still have good sex with a micropenis: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/micropenis-sex-guide/

There Are Only Five Dick Types In The World

While it’s true that every dick has its own unique set of characteristics, it’s also true that when it comes to “types” of dicks, there isn’t much range. Still, the saying “When you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all” isn’t totally accurate. Because there are five! Here are the five types of dicks that exist in the world:

Short and stubby
A woman with lots of dick experience (dick-perience) on Your Tango describes guys with short and stubby dicks as having big egos. Although “they’re often fun to toy with and can be fairly witty when they want to be,” these guys can be total dicks!
The curved-to-the-north cock
These guys tend to be optimistic and upbeat (like their dicks!). They’re also dog lovers!
The curved-to-the-south dick
The term “every man has his angle” comes to mind. To give you an idea of the type of guy with this cock shape: it’s a matter of public record that Bill Clinton has a curved dick…
Frightened turtle dick
“A guy has so much foreskin (generally uncut) that his penis barely shows its face, even when standing at full attention.” Turtles are adorable!
The gourd
Just like it sounds, a gourd shape is “narrow at the base and then wide at the top of the shaft, rounding out at the head.” Gourd’s are perfect for fall!

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Check out more about the five types of dicks that exist in the world here: https://www.yourtango.com/2016293898/there-are-only-five-penis-types-entire-world

Porn Star Kayden Kross Reveals Whether Dick Size Matters

Award-winning adult film star Kayden Kross recently sat down with NYLON to answer the million dollar question: does dick size really matter? Kayden has starred in 144 X-rated films—and once quipped that “30 million eyeballs have interacted with my butthole”—so she seems uniquely qualified to answer this hotly debated question. Her answer? Yes and no.

Yes, it can make a difference when it comes to partner pairings. She says, “It matters to partners who find very large penises uncomfortable, or who are only looking for girth, or who feel that their cervixes are under constant attack, or who feel that nothing has been penetrated until their cervix has.” But besides finding a good dick match, no, dick size really doesn’t matter that much. In fact, she explains that since women’s nerve endings are mostly on the outside (the clit) and not as much inside the vaginal canal, “you could make her come with just the smallest tip of your finger and absolutely no penetration whatsoever.” You hear that, men? Learn how to make a woman cum with just the tip of your finger and you have nothing to worry about!

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Here’s more from porn star Kayden Kross about whether dick size matters: https://www.unilad.co.uk/nsfw/porn-star-reveals-whether-penis-size-ever-matters/

Anthony Weiner Can’t Stop Sending Pics Of His Dick

Why is that Anthony Weiner just can’t seem to keep his weiner out of headlines? The former Congressman—who resigned from office after news broke that he was sending women dick pics on Twitter—is in hot water again after getting caught in another sexting scandal. The New York Post reported that Weiner has been sexting another woman—and at one point posted a new raunchy selfie.

The Post published the selfie, which shows Weiner wearing only white boxer briefs, and visibly aroused by the 40-something divorcee. “You do realize you can see you[r] Weiner in that pic??” the woman wrote. The Post reported, “Moments after forwarding the photo, Weiner freaked out over the possibility he had accidentally posted it publicly—just as he did during the infamous episode that forced him to resign from Congress in 2011.” Weiner, who reluctantly admitted to texting naughty pictures of himself to multiple women during the first scandal, knew to fess up to his literal boner this time.

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Check out more about Anthony Weiner’s newest sexting scandal here: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/08/29/anthony-weiner-caught-another-sext-scandal/89526640/

200 Guys Posted Their Dick Pics To Protest NSA Spying

A thread on Reddit called “DickPics4Freedom” set off a storm of dudes posting their sexiest sexts. The thread was started as a way to protest NSA spying, inspired by Edward Snowden. And now, there’s over 200 hot, x-rated dick pics of protest for your viewing pleasure (check them out below)!

“The ‘penis pic’ protest was inspired by John Oliver’s sit-down interview with Edward Snowden, who shed light on the U.S. government’s secret surveillance program which is definitely spying on your private pictures, including all the dick pics you’ve been sending to people,” reports the Gaily Grind. Snowden said, “You shouldn’t change your behavior because of a government agency somewhere that’s doing the wrong thing. If you sacrifice your values because you’re afraid, you don’t care about those values very much.” Snowden urging people not to refrain from sexting is what gave “DickPics4Freedom” the, er, balls to Free the Cock on the internet. Snowden’s whistle-blowing sure let the (cock) out of the bag!

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Check out DickPics4Freedom here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/04/11/update-200-guys-have-now-posted-their-erect-penis-pics-online-to-protest-nsa-spying-nsfw/

You’ve Never Seen Anything Like This Artist’s Erotic, Surreal Tumblr

A Hamburg-based male artist, who chooses to remain anonymous, is behind the fantastical freakiness Girls Unawares, the Tumblr that remixes body parts into monstrous creations. The Tumblr is both an erotic celebration and a radical project in the name of self-love and acceptance. “Sure, masturbate or let someone you love choke you. Your body hair, stretch marks and freckles are beautiful!” says the artist.

He uses clay to make such works as an erect cock in a priest’s robe, arms wide open like Christ the Redeemer. You’ll also find bright, candy-striped toothpaste neatly being squeezed out of an anus and onto a toothbrush! Other uncanny creations include a pussy with cat whiskers, a cigarette-smoking vayjayjay, and a butthole serving up frozen yogurt! The artist takes cues from the generation of virtual activists and creatives he finds on Tumblr, who reject white-washed images of “artificially beautified bodies” and instead go for “radical acceptance”: “They use BDSM as their playground or just as a fashion statement. And most importantly, they want to decide for themselves about their bodies and their sexuality.” Nothing weird about that!

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Check out the erotic, surreal works of Girls Unawares: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/artist-will-turn-your-tumblr-profile-into-a-freaky-nsfw-surrealist-masterpiece_us_57588a79e4b00f97fba73231

‘Pokémon Go’ Nudes are the Newest (Adorable) Dick Pics

Pokémon Go had to see this coming, right? Since it makes use of your camera, and you can take a picture of whatever you’d like while playing, it was only a matter of time before users got, um, creative with their pics. And now, the hottest, raciest, and also cutest pics floating around the internet are indeed Pokémon Go nudes, with at least a couple of people taking pictures of themselves using Pokémon Go during or right before sex!

There are lots of hot nudes being shared on social media, including one very popular one you may have seen by now titled “WHEN YOU ABOUT TO SMASH BUT POKEMONGO IS LIFE,” which shows a woman bent over on a bed with Pokémonstrategically placed over her naked ass. There’s even an entire sub-Reddit dedicated to NSFW Pokémon Go pictures. But, of course, the most popular type of Pokémon Go nude is inevitably the dick pic. A quick search on Tumblr will bring up a massive amount of adorable, animated dicks! It seems innocent little Diglett has become the face of Pokémon dick pics (see images below). Oh, the internet—ruining everyone’s childhood with all these sexual Pokémon images!

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Check out more about the Pokémon Go nudes taking over the internet here: https://kotaku.com/pokemon-go-nudes-are-a-thing-now-1783460692