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Man Hospitalized With ‘3-Day Erection’ After Taking Bull Sex Stimulant

viagraA man didn’t want any bull when it came to fucking—unfortunately, that meant he had an erection that lasted three days. He was hospitalized in Mexico after taking a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls.” Sources report that the man took the drugs with the intention of having a “successful sexual encounter with a young woman of 30 years.”

According to the hospital, the man had purchased the pills in Veracruz, Mexico, where farmers used the pills to encourage mating between their cattle. The man underwent emergency surgery but there have been no updates on his health since the procedure. Hopefully the man learned a valuable lesson about being the punchline in a cock and bull story—literally.

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Check out more about a man being hospitalized with a 3-day erection after taking a sexual stimulant intended for bulls:https://nypost.com/2020/01/13/man-hospitalized-with-3-day-erection-after-taking-bull-sex-stimulant/

‘Hung Night’ Is Speed Dating For Men With Big Dicks

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zHung Night is speed dating that targets a very specific demographic: men with big dicks and the women who love them! “Size matters” at this event for well-endowed men—where the minimum cock size is 7 inches. “I think women come to Hung Night because they’re looking to be satisfied where they weren’t satisfied before,” says the event’s coordinator.

“Once I had a big dick, I couldn’t go back to average or anything else,” confesses one of the women looking for a Big D at Hung. The men are also looking for a woman who’s game for what they’re packing in their pants, since many women they’ve dated in the past just couldn’t handle their size. Another guy had this to say about why he came to Hung: “I don’t get nearly as much oral as I would, like, want, and usually that’s the reason.”

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Check out more about speed dating for guys with big dicks: https://nypost.com/video/hung-night-is-speed-dating-for-men-with-big-penises/

This Dominatrix Gets Off On Putting Men’s Dicks Under Lock and Key

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bdsm_chateauPenis cages are all the rage in the BDSM community, according to bondage professional Elise Graves. She really gets off on using various devices for restricting a man’s junk—from medieval-inspired chastity belts to modern penis cages that can only be opened with a lock and key. “For me…I typically like the idea of controlling a man’s kind of most prized possession,” she says.

“There is a cock cage, and there’s something called a ‘keyholder.’ A person cannot get out of their cage unless I choose to allow that,” she explains. Some of them are designed that even if a person could get a boner, there’s no way to relieve that. Graves explains that fetishists like the feeling of being owned, or the humiliation or punishment involved. For BDSM enthusiasts, as Grave says, “it’s a pretty versatile form of play.”

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Check out more about BDSM penis cages: https://nypost.com/video/this-babe-gets-off-putting-the-family-jewels-under-lock-and-key/

Biohacker Injects Himself With Stem Cells To Get A Bigger Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenisIt seems some men will do anything to improve their manhood. This includes biohackers, or people who are not content to wait for medical procedures to be approved for safety and made available to the public. Biohacker Ben Greenfield wanted a bigger dick, so he was willing to test out an experimental medical treatment to achieve his goal.

He told Gizmodo: “I wanted to go from good to great, and to get a bigger dick.” In a dangerous effort to enhance his cock, he had his own stem cells injected into his penis, despite the FDA’s concerns and warnings. Luckily for Greenfield, the experiment worked: “With penis injection … it took about 3 to 4 days to kick in and the main things I noticed were significant increase in erectile function, a significant increase in size in what we call ‘at rest,’ better orgasms, better blood flow—the anatomical manifestations cannot be denied,” he revealed in a statement. Honestly, we’re not sure of the “scientific validity”: when asked if he measured his dick, he admitted he has not “taken out a ruler.”

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Check out more about the biohacker who injected himself with stem cells to get a bigger cock: https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/biohacker-injects-himself-with-stem-cells-to-get-a-bigger-dick/

The Top Nicknames Men Call Their Cocks

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisWhile Mini Me might bring to mind the lovable character from Austin Powers, the name has more recently been used by men as a popular nickname—for their dick. A survey conducted by Lovehoney polled 660 men to find out their favorite pet names for their cocks. It seems while some men like to get creative when naming their “one-eyed monster,” real names like Peter, Jim, and Richard (Dick for short!) are the most popular.

Obviously, men who give their dick a nickname don’t take themselves too seriously: names like Billy the Willy or Guacamole, for example. 3% of men use “Little Man,” “Little Mister,” “Wee Man,” “Mini Me,” or “Tiny,” while only 1% had the balls to use “Big Boy,” “Big Man,” or “Mister Big.” Serpents were also a common theme (one-eyed snake; Spitting Cobra). And not surprisingly, most guys treat their dick with the utmost respect, with 5% of those surveyed addressing their schlong with a “mister.”

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Check out more popular penis nicknames: https://nypost.com/video/men-loving-calling-their-penis-mister/

There’s Now An App To Track Your Boners

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisMorning Glory is the latest daily fitness tracker—except instead of logging your steps, it tracks your boners. Each morning, users are asked the same pressing question: “Did you wake up with morning wood?” While the app seems silly—in fact, the first entry on the site’s FAQ is “Are you kidding me with this?”—its aim is to get people to take erectile dysfunction seriously.

“Apparently, the first cock’s crow is a key indicator of a man’s overall health,” reports NY Post. In other words, waking up with a stiffie means everything’s normal with a guy’s hormone balance and blood flow. Morning Glory’s putting the “cock” in “cock-a-doodle-doo!”

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Check out more about the app that tracks morning wood: https://nypost.com/2018/02/06/this-app-tracks-your-erections/

Man With 1.5-Foot-Long Dick Claims Work Is Hard To Come By

inflatable-tubeA man with a 1.5-foot-long cock has registered for disabilities because his member is preventing him from penetrating the job market. He says it’s impossible to keep a job since he can’t kneel, or even wear a uniform. The man considers his giant dick his pride and joy, despite the difficulties with work and with finding romantic partners who would be game.

“I’m happy with my penis,” he said. “I know nobody has the size I have.” There’s one job the man thinks he can do, though—porn. He wants to get into the porn industry where he’d make “a lot of money.” He also thinks he’d be able to meet a girlfriend—you know, the right woman for the job.

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Check out more about the man with the 1.5-foot-long cock: https://nypost.com/2017/12/21/man-with-1-5-foot-long-member-claims-work-is-hard-to-come-by/

Navy Pilots Draw a Giant Penis In The Sky

inflatable-tubeLook up in the sky—it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…giant cock?! Some naval pilots recently took to the skies above Washington state’s Okanogan County to practice sky writing…a giant aerial dick! The people below immediately took to Twitter to express their delight at the celestial cock, while the U.S. Navy didn’t find the stunt quite as entertaining.

In a statement to KREM 2, officials said that: “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.” Professional standards aside, we’ve got to give props to those naughty pilots for their impressively well-formed dick! It’s clear the pilots are going to get a strong finger-wag from the Navy, but as one excited Twitter user said, “The most monumental thing to happen in Omak. A penis in the sky.”

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Check out more about navy pilots drawing a giant dick in the sky: https://jezebel.com/the-navy-is-aware-of-the-sky-penis-and-they-are-handli-1820551151

These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English. The waffle comes cream-filled or stuffed with sausage and cheese with a mayonnaise dipping sauce (which obviously makes for great food porn).

The dick-shaped snack aroused lots of attention when a video went viral on Facebook, garnering more than 19 million views. “Since then, it seems the world has beaten a path―or something else―to the eatery,” says HuffPo. While the Thai food stall didn’t invent the penis waffle—it’s actually a style of snack that’s popular in Taiwan—it’s definitely emphasized the “cock” in Bangkok.

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Check out more about the cream-filled dick waffles in Thailand: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-shaped-waffles_us_59ce6ba5e4b05f005d340385?section=us_weird-news

Norwegians Collect Money To Fix Penis-Shaped Rock Formation

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xIt seems Norwegians really value rocks and cocks (rock-hard cocks?). They’re raising money to restore a penis-shaped rock formation in Southern Norway that was recently vandalized. The popular tourist attraction, Trollpikken rock formation, was found castrated, which experts say was done deliberately.

So far, people have donated $10,600 to restore the cock-rock to its former virile splendor. Police are looking for the boner-killer culprits—who face a one-year prison sentence for this serious environmental crime. Norwegians sure take their natural phalli seriously! Norway, like your beloved boner-rock, we salute you!

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Check out more about the penis-shaped rock formation: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/norwegians-collect-money-to-fix-penis-shaped-rock-formation/2017/06/25/2fb09ef2-599c-11e7-aa69-3964a7d55207_story.html