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The Internet Insists Avocado Tastes Like ‘Clean Dick’

Have you ever eaten avocado and had a feeling you’ve tasted it somewhere before—not on toast. Well, one tweet blew up the internet with the revelation that avocado tastes exactly like “clean penis.” The post is blowing people’s minds—and making them yearn for blow jobs.

Someone first tweeted, “avocado tastes like clean dick pass it on.” Soon, many others chimed in: “ever since I found out avocado tastes like dick I can’t stop eating it.” One person said, “avocado tastes like fresh dick I’m talking right out the shower,” while another summed up many peoples’ reactions: “one time I read a tweet saying ‘avocado tastes like clean dick’ and I haven’t known peace since.”

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Check out more tweets about how avocado tastes like clean dick: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

Pornhub’s ‘Dirtiest Porn Ever’ Wants To Help Clean Up Our Filthy Beaches

13945229459_f7c474edc0_zPornhub is offering the “Dirtiest Porn Ever” in hopes of helping clean up and raise awareness about plastic pollution on beaches. The site is offering an X-rated film featuring hot amateur couple Leolulu getting frisky on a beach that is loaded with plastic trash. Pornhub will mark each viewing with a donation to Ocean Polymers—a nonprofit organization working on sending a ship to sea that will pick up and recycle plastic from the world’s waters—and spread awareness about a pressing environmental issue.

While the “dirty” campaign might appeal to a narrow slice of fetishists, the larger point being made is that a trashy background can put a damper on our porn viewing. On screen, the couple’s fucking gets obscured by detritus until a cleanup crew—dressed in Pornhub hazmat suits—tidies the beach so the couple can finally get it on. The vice president of Pornhub says, “We’re dirty here at Pornhub but that doesn’t mean our beaches need to be.”

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Check out more about Pornhub’s “dirtiest porn ever”: https://nypost.com/2019/08/27/can-the-dirtiest-porn-ever-help-clean-up-our-filthy-beaches/