Tag: Christmas

Don’t Masturbate With X-Mas Ornaments, Doctor Says

A doctor in the UK is warning against a very stupid, XXX-mas trend: masturbating with ornaments. “It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo’s and don’ts of the scandalous Yuletide tradition, which sees people hospitalized after getting frisky with everything from glass baubles to candy canes.

“Christmas ornaments can have sharp aspects or pieces that can break during masturbation, which can cause soreness, the risk of trauma and are just generally unsuitable for your vagina,” warned Welsh. In other words, leave your elf on the shelf come Christmastime. Even Christmas confections pose a threat “due to the hygiene issues, concern about pieces breaking off, or the sugar content of items such as candy canes,” the gyno warned holiday pleasure hunters. 

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Check out more about a doctor’s warning about masturbating with X-mas ornaments: https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/dont-masturbate-with-christmas-ornaments-doctor-warns/

Couples Are Erecting Xmas Trees In The Bedroom To Perk Up Their Sex Lives

Frisky couples are finding multiple purposes for their Xmas trees this year. In a recent survey conducted by a gardening company, one in six customers put trees in their bedroom to get them in the mood. Experts say the sight of its green prickles and smell of pine is the ultimate turn-on.

One female customer said, “My boyfriend was dead against a tree in the bedroom but I said we could stay in bed all day on Christmas and that won him over.” The gardening company’s director explained: “It connects us with nature and reminds us of our earliest ancestors who slept and made love in the outdoors.” As a male respondent said, “This is my favorite—as they say happy wife, happy life.”

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Check out more about horny couples putting Xmas trees in the bedroom: https://nypost.com/2021/12/06/couples-are-erecting-christmas-trees-in-the-bedroom-to-perk-up-their-love-lives/

Study Finds Couples Forgo Sex On Christmas, But Fuck On New Years

A new study finds the run up to Christmas is not a popular window for sex—unlike New Years. Researchers looked at sex log data from half a million women worldwide, finding a lull in sexual activity leading up to Christmas Day. Christmas Day itself saw slightly elevated levels of sex on average across four countries.

Overall, sexual activity grew after Christmas and peaked in the New Year, suggesting champagne is the perfect inspiration for getting frisky. ‘One pattern consistent among countries was decreased sexual activity in the three days before Christmas, which was followed by elevated sexual activity on Christmas and the three days after,’ say the experts, who are from Stanford University in California and Columbia University in New York. ‘For all locations, New Year had the highest magnitude increase in sexual activity.’

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Check out more about a study showing couples skip sex on Christmas but fuck on New Years: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9082167/Sex-menu-couples-Christmas-study-finds.html

Belgian Mayor Apologizes For Town’s Phallic Christmas Decorations

A Belgian mayor made quite a boner this year (pun intended). Officials were originally thinking of candles, but then decided a flame at the top of the white column was a cliché and so they put in a blue ball instead. It was not long before residents realized the new festive decor looked more like a dick than anything to do with Christmas.

The mayor said that the decorations, consisting of a long shaft with a bulbous blue tip, did not appear quite so phallic until they were turned on. He said, “I only realized it myself when they were illuminated. But we have to see the humor in this.” The mayor added, “Let’s just say that we will have the country’s most talked-about Christmas lights this year.”

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Check out more about a Belgian town’s phallic Xmas decorations: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8965461/Mayor-apologises-Belgian-towns-phallic-Christmas-decorations.html

Weirdly Sexual X-Mas Donut Tweet Goes Viral

British Twitter is losing it over a weirdly sexual Christmas “Yumnut” donut tweet posted by a notoriously raunchy big-box department store. The tweet’s caption for the donut reads: “Who wants a bite of Santa’s Yumnut? Our yum yum-doughnut hybrids have been given a Christmassy makeover, with delicious flaky pastry layers and a sweet Santa’s belt topping.” Obviously, it was only a matter of time before the wildly suggestive Santa-themed donut went viral.

“I hear Santa’s Yumnut goes particularly well with Seamen’s Nutkum,” one person tweeted in response to the tweet, with an actual snack with that name. This isn’t the first time the store has used suggestive language—the brand is well-known for its sexualized product descriptions. Previous branding has included “Putting The D In Bread,” for bread with added vitamin D.

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Check out more about a sexual X-mas tweet going viral: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/yumnut-marks-spencer-sexual-donut-tweet-memes/

7 Sex Toys That’ll Make You Ho Ho Horny

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‘Tis the season of giving—orgasms, that is! If the holidays are making you randy, we have just the thing to get you on Santa’s “Naughty List.” The holidays may be over, but here are 7 sex toys that’ll definitely help keep you up the holiday spirit.

  1. Glass Candy Cane Dildo, Love Honey
    This stripped, candy cane-shaped dildo is sure to give you some very sweet orgasms!
  2. Waterproof Finger Vibe, Lyps
    With three speeds made for intense clitoral stimulation, you’ll be singing all the Christmas carols in the shower!
  3. Oral Sex Simulator, Love Honey
    This naughty sex toy has 10 tongues to replicate the real thing.
  4. Santa Vibe, Spencer’s
    Santa baby! This vibrator will have you ho ho ho-ing all night long.
  5. Penguin Clit Vibrator, Amazon
    This adorable yet powerful vibe is just the thing to keep you warm all winter.
  6. Candy Cane Vibe, Amazon
    You’ll definitely want to be on the nice list this year—especially if that means getting multiple orgasms.
  7. Nine-Inch Vibe
    This whopping dildo-vibe is for everyone who prefers length to girth this holiday season.

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Check out more sex toys perfect for the holidays: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ignaciafulcher/sex-toys-to-make-you-ho-ho-horny-2018

Americans Love Getting It On During The Holidays

sexyxmaswomanThe holiday season is officially heating up for frisky couples who love holiday sex. According to a new survey examining “holiday hanky-panky,” nearly three in four Americans (70 percent) have sex on Christmas Day. Not only that, nearly half the country (44 percent) already have sex scheduled in the planner this Christmas Day, according to the results.

The survey of 2,000 Americans reported nearly half of Americans in the survey (47 percent) say they’ve had sex in their old childhood bedroom while visiting their family and 39 percent have fucked in a partner’s childhood bedroom while visiting their family. It seems horny couples will also find creative ways to have some “Christmas Delight.” For example, one respondent ventured to an outdoor basketball court, another had sex behind the family Christmas tree, while someone else admitted to actually sneaking onto the roof of the house to have sex. Santa baby!

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Check out more about a survey showing Americans love to fuck during Christmas: https://nypost.com/2018/11/26/americans-love-getting-it-on-during-the-holidays/

4 Sex Positions Inspired By The Holidays

sexyxmaswomanWe have the perfect thing for you to de-stress during the holidays: sex! Sex is the best way to take a break from the partying, fighting with family, and overeating. Here are 4 sex positions that you can use to have some great holiday sex!

  1. Toy Soldiers (aka Spooning)
    This one gets you all lined up in a row, like toy soldiers—very horny toy soldiers! Here, you lay in the spooning position, back to front, and let whoever’s in back lead by playing with your nipples and clit. This one’s perfect for when you’ve had too much to eat and drink!
  2. Ties Up In a Bow 
    This tricky position uses the pretty bow as its inspiration. Lay on your back and cross your legs over your partner’s chest, either at the knee or ankles, while they fuck you. The deep penetration this position offers is the best gift of all!
  3. The Spinning Dreidel (aka Bouncing Reverse Cowgirl)
    Bustle explains it this way: “It’s like reverse cowgirl except your feet are flat (or close to flat on the bed), so there can be more bouncing involved. You can face forward, back, side — or spin! OK, maybe don’t spin.”
  4. Christmas Wreath (aka Lotus)
    Take a break from the holiday chaos with this intense yet calm position: your partner sits cross-legged and you lower yourself onto them, wrapping your legs and arms around them into a tight wreath. Happy holidays!

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Check out more holiday-themed sex positions here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197223-5-sex-positions-inspired-by-the-holidays

8 Sexy Stocking Stuffers For $20 and Under 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hannukahLooking for a budget-friendly way to add a little sex-positive spice to your holiday? We’ve got the perfect thing to get you into the holiday spirit: sexy stocking stuffers. Here are the best, affordable stocking stuffers for you and your naughty partner!

  1. Babeland Buzz Vibe, $12, Babeland
    This perfect little vibrator will keep you merry all year round!
  2. Sext Notes, $10, Unbound
    These emoji-themed sext cards are the perfect way to let Bae know you want to get some!
  3. Tenga Eggs, $8.50, Babeland
    As Bustle says, “One of the original sex toys for people with penises, this masturbation tool is always a pleaser.”
  4. Candy Nipple Tassels, $8, Unbound
    For that person in your life who loves candy and nipple play (everyone?).
  5. Bondage Boutique Advanced Leather Blindfold, $16.99, Lovehoney
    What can be sexier than the perfect little black leather blindfold?
  6. Babeland Arousal Balm, $6, Babeland
    This bad boy will add a little tingle to your sex play!
  7. Jawbreaker Gag, $16, Unbound
    Sweet and spicy—what better combo for your bondage party?
  8. Feather Nipple Clamps, $12, Unbound
    Light as a feather, stiff as Bae’s nipples!

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Check out more sexy stocking stuffers for under $20: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197531-13-sexy-stocking-stuffers-for-20-and-under

Sex Game’s Safe For Work Mode Dresses Characters In X-Mas Sweaters

womandominatingmanLadykiller in a Bind is a fun, erotic game that lets folks explore BDSM and consent. It’s full of naughty, dirty sex. And now, the game’s new update lets players keep things PG-13. And very merry.

Version 1.1.0 adds a few handy options for eager players who might want to play the game in a public setting. The first is to skip forward over any of the game’s racy sex scenes. But the best change is the “Safe For Work” option, which covers up all the nudity by giving the cast colorful Christmas sweaters. So, you know, if your boss sees you playing a game with a gagged and restrained character who’s tied to a chair, at least the character will be wearing a festive sweater!

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Check out more about the sex game’s new SFW option: https://kotaku.com/sex-game-s-safe-for-work-mode-dresses-characters-in-chr-1789489454