Tag: Cartoon

‘Powerpuff Girls’ X-Rated Reboot Leaked Online

A racy live-action Powerpuff Girls reboot is making waves after being leaked online. The basic concept is an edgy drama starring the Powerpuff Girls as horny millennials. A fan of the original cartoon tweeted, “They talk about sharing each others nudes…walk in on each other while they have sex…and…a lot more.”

When Blossom walks in on Buttercup having sex, Buttercup says, “It’s fine. (to Macy) We’re done, right?” Critics argue the over-the-top edginess is a far cry from the enjoyable absurdity of Riverdale, which rebooted Archie‘s wholesome vibes into a horny-yet-absurd soap opera. According to the CW’s chairman, the Powerpuff pilot “may have felt a little too campy and not rooted in reality”—writers are now back to the drawing board.

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Check out more about an X-rated Powerpuff Girls reboot: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/powerpuff-girls-script-leak/

Twitch Streamer Goes Viral For Celebrating Birthday By Looking At Porn

8579340785_3966b78661_kAh, the milestones of turning 18 years old: voting, buying cigarettes, and, most importantly, legally watching porn. One Twitch streamer went viral after making a video about celebrating his 18th birthday by watching cartoon porn. Users’ responses to the video ranged from amusement to finger-wagging to sympathy.

“Fucked up how this is exactly the first thing I did when I turned 18,” said one user called “they call me sugar pussy.” Lil Hentai tweeted, “this is the most pure thing I’ve ever seen. Welcome to the ‘legally allowed to watch porn’ team.” But as SaltyStuff aptly noted, “Congrats, you can now look at them titties. L E G A L L Y.” Oh the joys of young adulthood in the internet porn age!

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Check out more about the 18-year-old who celebrated his birthday by watching porn: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/streamer-porn-twitter-viral/

There’s Now a ‘Rick and Morty’ Porno

Image: Hulu.com, Adult Swim

Is it any surprise the hugely popular sci-fi comedy Rick and Morty got a porn parody? The show just wrapped up its third season on Adult Swim and is now getting the XXX treatment, thanks to porn parody site Wood Rocket. Yes, the site which brought you such classics as SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Strokémon, has now decided to make Dick and Morty.

The studio announced the project with an exciting new trailer and a pretty NSFW description: “When Morty Blows it again, Dick recruits ex-girlfriend Untitty to help him with his pickle,” the press release reads. “In the meantime, Beth eases the pain of her divorce with a little help from the genitals of Mr. Meesex and Birdperson.” As you’d expect, the trailer includes loads of sex puns and X-rated Rick and Morty cathphrases, such as such as “Pickle Dick,” “shlom-shlom,” “testicle-made Szechuan Sauce.” Out of this X-rated world!

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Check out more about Dick and Morty: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a3kbn4/of-course-theres-a-rick-and-morty-porn-now-vgtrn

These Are The Strangest Things People Masturbated To

It’s probably true that there’s nothing you can think of that someone hasn’t masturbated to. Whether it’s a sexy cartoon character or an inanimate object, sometimes really weird stuff can turn you on. Here are the strangest things Redditors jerked off to.

  1. A clean apartmentbest_phone_sex_niteflirt_disneyprinces
    “I laid in bed looking at it and got off on how organized and clean my space was.” A clean home is a happy home—especially when you orgasm in it!
  2. A biology book
    “I humped a drawing of a vagina.” Next best thing?
  3. Watching my boyfriend sleep
    “Is that creepy?” Maybe it’s kinky!
  4. Mommy kink
    Not on NiteFlirt you don’t!
  5. Malcolm in the Middle
    “Don’t ask why. I don’t know.” Sitcoms—the new porn?
  6. Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
    “Watching someone eat a seven-stack burger was honestly one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever watched. Also one of the best orgasms I’ve ever given myself.” Food porn, literally.
  7. Male Disney Characters
     “You know those oddly sexy drawings of male Disney characters? Yeah…those.” Let’s face it, cartoons are sexy!
  8. A tea set
    “I had a weird experience a few years back that whenever I was close I would visualize a tea set.” It does get all wet!

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Check out more of the strangest things people masturbated to: https://www.refinery29.com/hot-horny-masturbation-sexual-thoughts#slide-10

This Viral Cartoon Is Actually Fetish Porn

24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zAn image showing a big-breasted blonde in stripper heels and a neglige transforming into the girl-next-door after reading a book has been shared across social media recently. People have called out the erotic cartoon for offensively stereotyping women, but the artist behind the piece says it’s actually part of an erotic niche called “bimbo transformation” (check it out below). According to the artist, this fetish can take many forms, but usually involves “hyper-feminine, hyper-sexualized caricature.”

It can also involve men transforming into women with huge tits, big asses, and high stripper heels. The piece that went viral was commissioned for a fetishist who wanted to see the transformation in reverse—not expecting anyone outside of the transformation porn community to ever see it. While the cartoon was intended for a specific, kinky audience, the artist made a statement saying they strive to “create erotica that is both sexy and feminist.”

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Check out more about the fetish porn that went viral: https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/this-sexist-cartoon-everyone-is-freaking-out-about-is-actual

The Most Popular Porn Searches in Each State

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: posterboynycthough the US seems more divided than ever, there is one thing that perfectly unites red and blue states: a love of porn. It’s true. PornHub compiled its data to find out what porn searches are most popular in each state. And as it turns out, Americans in varying regions really aren’t all that different after all.

“Lesbian” is the most popular porn nation-wide. “Step-mom” and “step-sister” are also quite popular, especially in the naughty mid-west. (Just don’t ask any of our Flirt’s for step anything, we don’t allow it).  Even very culturally different places like the northeast and Alaska love them some step-MILFs! Finally, the more fringe searches are “ebony,” concentrated mainly in the south, and “cartoon” porn, which you can find all over because, honestly, who doesn’t love animated fucking?! So keep these important stats in mind on your next domestic vacation: “If there’s one thing Rhode Islanders love, for example, it’s the great seafood—and MILFs,” reports Gizmodo.

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Check out more about the most popular porn searches in each state: https://gizmodo.com/what-kind-of-porn-is-most-popular-in-every-state-1761551304