NEWS: The Bigger The Belly, The Better The Lover

Science has finally explained why sexy ladies adore the strange allure of a big-bellied lover. Think of all the gorgeous women Tony Soprano fucked, not to mention the legions of hot porn stars who’ve gotten x-rated with Ron Jeremy. Now a new study proves what we’ve always known all along: a big belly on a man makes for a better lover, at least when it comes to sexual stamina. 525497_337943076323590_1976492139_n

A year long study at Erciyes University in Turkey looked at the correlation between body mass index (BMI) and male sexual performance. They found that men with big bellies lasted an incredible five minutes (!) longer in bed than thinner men. Researchers determined that men with a higher BMI (i.e., men with big bellies) lasted an average of 7.3 minutes during sex, while slimmer men only lasted about 2 minutes. They also found that thin men were more likely to prematurely ejaculate—wah wah wah. The reason for the drastically higher sexual endurance has to do with estradiol, a hormone associated with more belly fat that helps to inhibit orgasm.

When it comes to good fucking, apparently fat is the new thin! Hankering for a prolonged fuck-fest? Fat or thin, we’re always in the mood!

 

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NEWS: 15 minutes is all it Takes for Better Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexhoursYou may have put a lot of effort into the romantic gestures that lead up to getting laid: flowers, a nice dinner, dim lighting and sexy music. And if you’re in a long term relationship, you’ve probably put a lot of effort into spicing up the actual sex, with trips to the adult store, role play, etc. But what if we told you that all it takes for better, more satisfying sex is 15 mins. of your time immediately after the fucking? Science shows that if you want to leave a lasting impression, the cool down period after sex may be the most important factor. That’s right, we’re talking about cuddling.

According to a few new studies in the Archives of Sexual Behavior journal, the “duration of post sex affection was associated with higher sexual satisfaction and, in turn, higher relationship satisfaction.” So, as it turns out, the post-fucking period is the most critical time for promoting satisfaction and intimacy with your partner. The studies show that couples who spent just a little time luxuriating in each other after love-making were happier, more satisfied with their relationship and with the sex, and more likely to want to go at again more often.

Big spoon or little spoon, take your pick! We are all about satisfying fucking—want to cuddle up with us? We are always down!

 

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NEWS: Swinging For Christ

A pair of devout Christians have found a rather unorthodox way of spreading God’s word—through swapping sex partners and Bible verses! The couple, Cristy and Dean Parave, explain that swinging started as a lifestyle, but became a way for them to marry their two passions: religion and fucking other couples. They strongly believe that this is “God’s plan,” and that swinging is the best way of converting (or seducing?) others swingers to Christianity. Holy promiscuity!

“The Bible says ‘Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.’ But what if your neighbor wants you to?” asks a fellow swinger and believer. The couple feels that the Bible doesn’t say anything about swinging, and as a married couple, if you both agree to it, then it’s okay. And if it’s not? “I guess we’ll find that out on Judgement Day,” Cristy says. But for now, they believe that through swinging and spreading the gospel, they we can do good instead of just have fun. “I’m getting to people who would probably never even visit a church,” Dean explains. They plan to keep going until God tells them to stop. But until that day comes, they’re going to keep “helping” as many people as they can—through making them cum!

Sinners getting to sinners through swinging. Amen to that! In the mood for some wild action? We know we can make you cry out to the good lord!

 

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NEWS: Hot Buns: Denmark Restaurant Combines Food and Sex

Remember the days of getting a toy inside your happy meal? Well, a Denmark restaurant just upped the ante with their special: burger, fries, and a sex toy! Hot Buns, a Danish Gastropub famous for their juicy burgers (or is it for their waitresses?), is the first ever restaurant to combine food and sex. Here’s the deets:best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eating

Hot Buns After Dark is a burger, fry, and sex shop joint! Seriously. You can chow down on gastropub fare while also shopping for dildos, vibrators, cock rings (don’t confuse that with your onion rings—could get dangerous!), and whips. The owner explains, “On Friday and Saturday nights, there are only two things most people want: sex and food. We’re combining them both.” For a restaurant that boasts “Boobs of the Day” on their instagram page (basically, guess which hot server these tits belong to), a burger/sex shop does seem the logical next step. Hooters, take note!

This is either the best or worst idea ever; jury’s still out. In the meantime, if you’re hungry for some of our hot buns, we’ve got the juiciest, most mouthwatering ones you’ll ever sink your teeth into! Give ours a try!

 

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NEWS: What Sex Looks Like Inside an MRI Machine

We have mirrors, cameras, and porn to see what fucking looks like. But have you ever wanted to see what fucking looks like from inside your body? Well, a bold Chinese couple did, so they decided to try fucking inside an MRI machine—all in the name of science, of course! Here’s what it looks like:

When the couple in the x-ray share a passionate kiss, you can see their tongues licking and their hearts pounding in excitement. And when they start to fuck? You can actually see—from the inside—the guy’s cock moving deeply inside his lady’s pussy. And though it’s unfamiliar to see just a woman’s pubic bone being penetrated by just the silhouette of an excited, hard cock, the image is strangely erotic! You can see the woman’s hips moving up and into her man’s cock for even deeper penetration, and you can tell the man is really enjoying it through his clearly excited thrusting. Science is amazing!

We can’t think of many things freakier than getting it on inside an MRI machine, but we’re always open to suggestions! Feel like exploring the miracle that is the human body? We promise you’ll love ours!

 

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NEWS: Leonardo da Vinci’s X-Rated Doodle

A pornographic doodle was recently discovered in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks. The famous painter’s lesser known sketch is of two cocks with legs and tails walking toward what appears to be a crudely drawn ass-hole! Historians believe the drawing was most likely done by Leonardo’s mischievous apprentice and lover, Salai. In fact, the anus is literally titled “Salai.” Cheeky! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_leonardo_da_vinciDa Vinci’s passion for the beautiful Salai is well-documented. Salai had golden, curly hair he wore in ringlets, which were said to delight his famous master. Art historians believe his Greek-like face, sexy pout, and curly hair appear repeatedly in Leonardo’s drawings. Leonardo having a young, hot gay lover was not that unusual for the time—in the fifteenth century, Florentines were so well known for homosexuality that the German word for sodomite was Florenzer. Young, horny gay men’s insatiable sexual appetites caused such a scandal in Florentine that two more public brothels were opened in order to tempt them to “less evil” vices. Da Vinci was almost certainly gay, and his intimate, passionate relationship with Salai as well as the x-rated doodle is further proof of this fact.

Here at Niteflirt, we love sexy gay men (and women!). Whatever tickles your fancy, so to speak. To honor the famous painter, come be mischievous and playful with us!

 

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NEWS: Museum of Sex’s Big Boob Bounce Castle

Ever fantasized about jumping up and down in a bounce castle made entirely of giant, luscious tits? Well, now you can do it! Londoners Bompas and Parr created a boob bounce castle for The Museum of Sex (MoSex) in NYC, and it’ll be open to joyous jumpers until 2015 (check out the amazing video below)!

It’s actually part of a larger interactive exhibit called “Funland: The Erotic Playground.” In one exhibit, museum visitors can “scale a wall of orifices and appendages in ‘Grope Mountain.’” There’s also “The Tunnel of Love,” in which adventurous patrons can embark on a climatic journey down a trippy maze that leads to the coveted “G” spot Very exciting–literally!

Who wouldn’t want to journey to the center of a mind-blowing orgasm, or feel their way up a mountain of hot tits and ass? But in case you can’t make it to the exhibit, we have plenty of bodacious, bouncy tits right here!

 

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NEWS: Schoolteacher Quits Job to Twerk Full-Time

In case you weren’t aware that professional twerking is an actual thing, here’s proof: Jessica Vanessa, the 22 yr old former schoolteacher who now makes a living twerking on Vine. She’s the most popular twerker in the world: not only does she “make a living”—she makes ass-loads (wink wink) of money shaking her money-maker (literally). Vanessa claims to be making six-figures off her six-second videos. Damn, that’s some lucrative rump-shaking!

She has 1.9 million followers on Vine. And she says loads of advertisers are throwing stacks of money her way to mention their products before or after she jiggles/claps/bounces her ample big booty for her loyal fans. Vanessa says she loves entertaining people, and loves the attention. Not only that, but her family is incredibly supportive—if you got it, flaunt it, right?—with her brother working as her professional cameraman.

Shake what your momma gave you! In the mood for some luscious ass? We’ve got all the jiggle you need right here!

 

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• How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex? 
I’ve been active in my local kink scene for the past year. I’ve had fun playing out a lot of my fantasies, but I have so many that it’s hard to do them all in real life! That’s where phone sex comes in. I think it’s a great way to play out a lot of my fantasies – including sex with strangers.

• What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt
I like to watch TV – Criminal Minds is my latest obsession. I’m a great cook, so you can always finding me whipping up a batch of soup or baking heavenly brownies in my best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lovely_little_lanie3kitchen. I volunteer with a hotline for teens in crisis and also work with victims of domestic violence – it’s nice to be able to help others.

• If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be? 
A strawberry! The color looks like all the best naughty bits, and it’s juicy and sweet and dripping just like… well, you know. And the shape resembles a pussy, too.

• Is there any kind of specific fetish that you yourself enjoy? 
I identify as a masochist, and along the power exchange spectrum, I like bratting the best. I like putting up a fight, knowing that you are stronger than me and capable of putting me in my place. It makes me have even more respect for you as a dom knowing that you can handle me at my feistiest. Plus, the dynamic and unpredictable nature of the play is so much fun!

• What erotic fantasy would you like enacted on YOU? best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lovely_little_lanie4
I’m a masochist and a sub, and my deepest fantasy is a rape fantasy. In it, somebody would quietly enter my home while I am softly asleep in my bed. He would wake me with a hand over my mouth to keep me from screaming. Pinning me down, he would tie me to my bedposts spread-eagle, with a gag in my mouth. He would do all sorts of mean, dirty things to me — slapping, spanking, face-fucking, choking, and more. He would have his way with me, doing whatever he wanted, as I struggled and protested, but ultimately, he would be stronger than me and win.

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NEWS: PornHub Times Square Billboard Erected, Quickly Taken Down

PornHub’s gigantic erection in Times Square came down almost as quickly as it went up. The company’s first ever billboard, measuring 54×48 feet, was prematurely removed after just a few hours. The sign displayed the winning entry in a contest for a non-pornographic ad, which read “All You Need is Hand,” with two hands forming a heart. Brilliant!

Even though the campaign is relatively tame, the DoubleTree Hotel allegedly objected to the billboard since it shares the same building. PornHub is currently scouting other places in New York and other metropolitan areas for their campaign. But in the meantime, they’ve put together a brilliant video to bolster marketing with the Gotham Rock Choir that combines the famous Beatles’ song “All You Need Is Love” with a parody song called “All You Need Is Hand.” See it below!

Porn is great, but we are so, so much better than your loving hand! All You Need Is NiteFlirt!

 

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