Tag: Calendar

Farmers Strip Down For ‘Agri-Porn’ Calendar

Hay Fellas! The 2023 edition of the Irish Farmer calendar has been unveiled to the delight of horny fans across the globe. Labeled “Agri porn,” the calendar isn’t just a monthly parade of chiseled abs, bare chests, and tight-asses in jeans.

“They are a mix of different body types,” the creative director of the calendar said. “They aren’t all big and buff. They do farm work, and people like the reality of it. They are getting something genuine.” And fans will be getting double the pleasure this year: “the calendar is a special edition that features 23 images rather than the usual 12 images. So far, this has gone down a treat with fans and we see new orders coming in every day from all over the world.”

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Check out more about the new “agri-porn” Irish Farmer calendar: https://nypost.com/2022/10/22/irish-farmers-strip-down-for-calendar-to-showcase-something-genuine/

The Erotic Carp Calendar Is Back And Better Than Ever

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If you’re looking for the perfect holiday gift for the All-American Man in your life, we’ve got just the thing for you. The Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar is the “cult fishing calendar” that combines two of every man’s favorite things: fish and naked women. Yes, this calendar lets you ogle big, beautiful fish and big-breasted women.

The Carponizer Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar 2018 can be purchased on Amazon and, just like last year’s calendar, does not disappoint with providing both nude women and impressive fish. There’s also a BBQ version for red meat lovers, BBQ-Chicks Grillkalender 2018. You guessed it, this one features nude women cooking up some super hot BBQ. Fish or beef, all your erotic calendar dreams are coming true!

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Check out more about the Erotic Carp Fishing Calendar 2018: https://jezebel.com/i-am-yet-again-not-in-this-years-erotic-carp-calendar-1820764876

Erotic Carp Calendar Makes Perfect Valentine Gift 

maxresdefaultAre you looking for a Valentine gift for that certain special guy? Do they love fishing and attractive nude women? Well, then we have the perfect gift for you: an erotic carp calendar!

The German company Hendrik Pöhler publishes its Carponizer calendar each year, featuring photos of nude women posing seductively with fish. Here’s a description of the thrilling calendar, as translated from German to English: “Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less than twelve attractive women according to the theme. The erotic moments are set aesthetically and artistically in the carp calendar 2017 and give the angler a special charm.” Indeed, the photos are a magnificent sight to behold for any “passionate angler and fish lover”—and lucky for you, the calendar is available for purchase on Amazon.

Looking for something erotic this Valentine’s Day? Let’s go fishing!

Check out more about the erotic carp calendar here: https://jezebel.com/i-yet-again-was-not-asked-to-model-for-this-erotic-carp-1790330750