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12 Things People Wish They Knew About Anal Sex

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For many people who’ve experimented with anal sex, they wish they knew then what they know now. You know, like not to pull out those anal beads like you’re starting a lawnmower! Here are 12 things people wish they knew about anal sex before trying it for the first time.

  1. Don’t go from 0 to 100 
    “You need to work up to it. Do NOT go straight to the penis.” Foreplay is all, people!
  2. Slow and steady wins the race
    No need to rush! Ease it on in nice and slow.
  3. It might raise your sexpecations
    “I wish I had known that anal sex would increase my expectations for sexual pleasure. I had a partner who made it really enjoyable for both if us.”
  4. Don’t pull anything out too fast
    “Best advice related to toys: Don’t remove anal beads as if you’re starting a lawnmower.”
  5. You can never use too much lube
    Nuff said.
  6. Cleanliness is next to godliness
    Don’t forget those wipes!
  7. Just say no to the burrito
    Maybe stay away from burritos the day you’re having anal sex…
  8. Those tingly, warming lubes could burn your butt
    “I do NOT recommend tingly lube! That stuff feels like a fire demon.”
  9. Might be wise to switch out your white sheets beforehand
    Or use towels!
  10. Bottoms can still run the show
    “The receiver or bottom should know that they are always in control and most definitely have the ability to shut down like Fort Knox.”
  11. Don’t put whatever was in the ass back in the pussy
    You could get an infection!
  12. Pegging can be fun!
    “I wish I knew that giving (for me, pegging) is just as fun as receiving. People are too quick to judge something before trying it!”

Looking to have an enjoyable, fun experience? We can definitely raise all your sexpectations!

Check out more things people wish they knew about anal sex here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/carolinekee/never-eat-chipotle-the-day-before#.qvMbwedpjz

Gay Sex in Porn Vs. Gay Sex in Real Life

Original Image Source: Flickr.com | icanteachyouhowtodoit You may have noticed that the hot, freewheeling sex in gay porn isn’t exactly the most realistic depiction of what it’s really like. If you’ve ever tried to imitate what goes on in gay porn in real life—like if you’ve ever tried to pay the pizza guy with a blow-job, for example—then you know just how different gay porn can be from the real thing. Here are 7 examples of gay sex in porn vs. gay sex in real life.

  1. In gay porn, everybody is down for sex
    Oh, if only the pool guy, the fireman, and the police officer were actually down for sex whenever you wanted it in real life!
  2. In gay porn, they can stick it in without any foreplay whatsoever
    Um, yeah—in real life you’d be like “WTF?! That hurts!”
  3. In gay porn you never see them apply lube
    Apparently in the magical world of gay porn, cocks just slip in without any problem. In real life, however, you could use half a bottle of lube and still go back for more!
  4. In gay porn, they will fuck literally anywhere
    Yeah, it might be kind of difficult to fuck in the back of a busy lecture hall without anyone noticing.
  5. In gay porn, bottoms are folded down like pretzels to get into the trickiest sex positions
    Unfortunately in real life, not everyone is able to get their legs up behind their heads.
  6. Bottoms have no problem taking a dick in their butt in gay porn 
    In real life, it’s not always done so gracefully…
  7. In gay porn, you can fuck for hours
    In real life, things can only go on for so long. Damn!

Looking to add some fantasy to your life? We’re down for anything here!

Check out more about gay sex in porn vs. gay sex in real life here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/gay-sex-in-porn-vs-gay-sex-in-real-life#.uwp1wMz8vZ

The United States of Sex Toys: See Which States Are the Freakiest

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: eschipulAccording to a recent study, America’s never been so freaky. Yes, new data from Flexport shows the United States is having a sex toy renaissance. “After analyzing millions of pounds of sex toy shipments from the past five years, Flexport’s data shows that the country’s appetite for bedroom gadgets increased dramatically in 2012 and has remained at a high level since,” reports Buzzfeed. So what could be behind the recent uptick in bedroom experimentation?

Well, 50 Shades of Grey might have something to do with it. The erotic trilogy’s first book published in mid-2011 and sex toy shipments really skyrocketed in the months following. Flexport also found that California is the state which imports the most sex toys, with New York as the runner-up in freakiness. With almost 3 million pounds of sex toys imported last year, China will really need to crank out those naughty devices to keep up with demand!

Want to represent your city? Come get freaky with us!

Check out more about which states are getting the most sex toys here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexkantrowitz/the-united-states-of-sex-toys-heres-who-feels-freakiest?utm_term=.ypGAXagxdy

7 Shocking Confessions About Student-Professor Sex

Some very naughty pupils took to Whisper to share their extra special relationship with their professor. All we can say is that these “Hot For Teacher” confessions are sure to get your creative juices flowing! Here are the 7 most shocking confessions about student-professor sex.

  1. “I find it surreal to think I had a lesbian relationship with my college professor. It didn’t work out, but the sex was a lot of fun!”
    Talk about learning through “hands-on” experiences!
  2. “I had sex with my college professor and I still failed the final exam.”
    No grading on a (sexual) curve for this professor!
  3. “My professor started grading me especially hard AFTER I slept with him. 
    This professor loves to keep it hard!
  4. “I hooked up with my professor in a bathroom stall. He has a wife and I’m gay…”
    You know what they say about learning through (scandalous) experience!
  5. “I got out of a year long relationship with a guy 11 years my senior. He was my ethics professor in college.”
    Guess this professor doesn’t exactly practice what he teaches?….
  6. “I slept with my astronomy professor because when he talked passionately about black holes it made me hard.”
    Whatever turns you on!
  7. “I want everyone to know I earned my A without sleeping with my professor. I slept with him after the semester ended.”
    Now that’s what we call A for excellence!

Did all those naughty confessions make you hot for teacher? We are all about keeping things hard here!

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I hooked up with my professor in college. I'm now a professor myself. I wonder if I will have a similar encounter with one of my students...

 

 

This is What Happened When a Couple Revealed Their Sexual Fantasies to Each Other

Image Source: YouTube.com | BuzzFeedBlueHave you wondered what it would be like to share your sexual fantasies with your partner? Maybe you wanted to but felt there were some things just too kinky to reveal? Well, gay couple RJ and Will decided to take a quiz on a website that asked about their sexual fantasies to then share the results with each other. And as you can imagine, they found out some pretty interesting stuff about one another (check out a video of the encounter below).

“I want to take pictures of us having sex? That’s not something that we’ve done…” said RJ. Some of the stuff they’ve done (watch and do things they’ve seen in porn, for example), but a lot of the stuff they’d be into if the other wanted to try it: “Call RJ obscene words? No! That’s so mean….I mean, but if he’s into it…” For some of the questions, they were just confused: “Wear ear plugs during sex? What?” Will was also surprised to discover that RJ would be into “facials,” or, ahem, “cum over my face.” In the end, they discovered that they’d both be into group sex…maybe involving pies? “I say we go to a pleasure resort, and bring a ton of pies with us!”

Want to explore some of your sexual fantasies? Whatever turns you on—pies or no—we are down to try!

Check out more about the couple who shared their sexual fantasies together here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenruggirello/an-engaged-couple-revealed-their-sexual-fantasiesand-it-was#.anyW9oMBYl

 

Women Wear Latex For the First Time in Jaw-Dropping Video

Screenshot via YouTube.com | BuzzFeedYellowLadies, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to feel as sexy and empowered as Cat Woman in her black latex cat-suit, here’s your chance to find out. Buzzfeed asked women to wear latex for the first time to see what it’s like to feel “like a giant condom…but a very sexy giant condom.” Here were their reactions (check out a video of the women wearing latex below).

One woman in a tight yellow latex skirt and push-up bustier felt like she was going to “perform at a Katy Perry concert.” A different woman in black latex with a cut-out in the front that showed off her cleavage felt like an “endangered species” (what species is that sexy?!). So what did the latex feel like? One said the feeling of latex is like being naked, only with very tight fitting clothing on: “It’s like a second skin.” The ladies were surprised at how comfortable they felt wearing the latex. As one woman explained, “everything is on show, but you feel like a superhero!” And not only did the women feel super sexy, but they also felt super empowered: “You feel almost invincible.”

Looking for an empowering and sexy experience? We can make you feel like a superhero right here!

Check out the video of women wearing latex for the time on BuzzFeed and watch the video below

Women Wore Vibrating Panties For a Week and the Results Were Explosive

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In Buzzfeed’s latest video, women were asked to wear vibrating panties for a week—including out in public—and the results were as explosive as you’d expect. In case you’re wondering, vibrating panties is a remote controlled sex toy where a small bullet-like vibrator lays in the panty liner. Most of the women who tried it out didn’t have much experience with sex toys, so their week with the vibrating panties was definitely, um, formative.

Before strapping on the sexy vibrating panties, one woman guessed that it would be like “Indiana Jones ride but like right in your vagina.” And once they tried the panties on, one confessed “I feel naughty.” Then they bravely ventured out into public for the ultimate test. One woman tried to workout and quickly found that it’s not easy to exercise and vibe. Another wore hers while waiting for the bus and commented that “men are going to become irrelevant.” They also had to hand over the remote to someone else, which got some mixed results—one woman’s vibrator died, but thankfully “we had sex after anyways.” Others thought it was “fun times all around!” Hey, it’s definitely more interesting than just waiting for the bus!

Feel like trying something a little naughty? We can promise you an explosive experience here!

Check out more about women wearing vibrating panties for a week: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ciaraallen/women-wore-vibrating-panties-for-a-week-and-it-was-explosive#.oho5VNDyxd

This is How Couples Reacted to Reading the Latest ’50 Shades’

50 shades of gray - 46 of them water based acrylics The latest installment of the BDSM classic Fifty Shades of Grey was released to eager fans last summer. Since then, Buzzfeed wanted to find out how couples would react to reading Grey to each other for the first time. Some couples imagined they’d be turned on, while others were already giggling at the sure to be over the top sex scenes. Here are some highlights of couples reacting to Grey (check out the hilarious video below).

“Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick,” reads one extremely amused girlfriend. It didn’t take long to notice that there seems to be three people in the relationship—“Grey, her, and his cock!” At a different point a gay guy astutely asks, “does it seem like this book was written by a fifth grader?” Then they read one of the racier—and for some, bewildering—parts in the book: “An image of her shackled to my bed, peeled ginger root inserted in her ass so she can clutch her buttocks…” And then there was this amazing observation about the heroine’s “cock-tightening grin”: “What an adjective!” a girlfriend exclaims. Last but not least, we’ll just leave you with this gem that had every couple lose it: “I’m going to make you cum like a freight train, baby!”

Want to have a kinky experience yourself? As long as you don’t refer to your cock in the third person, we say, “All aboard!”

Check out the video of couples reading Grey on Buzzfeed  or watch below:

7 Types of Sex Every Married Couple Has

frustrated coupleIf you’re married, you’ve probably gotten used to ‘The ol’ go-to’ routine of sex. On one hand, getting some every Saturday morning is just what you want to get your weekend started right. On the other, the familiar types of sex you have as a married person becomes, how do we put this, sort of comically comfortable. For this reason, Buzzfeed’s latest illustrated list about the types of sex every married couple has is all the more funny…because it’s true (check out the images below).

  1. The Saturday morning “we finally have a minute” sex
    Hurray, it’s Saturday! As Prince says, “Breakfast can wait.”
  2. The distracted-by-pets mating sex
    Meow!
  3. The “we had a huge dinner and are bloated and gross but don’t care cause we’re legally bound” sex
    Woman on top of her husband asks: “Did you just fall asleep for a second?”
  4. The holiday have-to
    “Oh yeah, it’s Valentines Day. We should probably do it.”
    “Yup.”
    And it’s never a bad idea!
  5. The morning-breath, no-kissing sex
    Sometimes not kissing while you’re fucking can be hot!
  6. The “we haven’t done it in a while so we should” obligatory romance
    “It’s been two weeks, we should probably do it.”“Yup.”
  7. The ol’ go-to routine
    Otherwise known as the “we know what each other likes so we just keep doing that and it’s awesome, stop judging us” sex!

Looking to change things up? You know what they say—nothing like variety to add some spice!

Check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated article “11 Types Of Sex Married People Have”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/11-types-of-sex-married-people-have#.grwxq8bl9o

This is What it Looks Like to Have an Orgasm—as Demonstrated With Clay

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceIn Buzzfeed’s new video, people twist, pull, tug, and generally explode clay to demonstrate what it looks like to have an orgasm. And as you can imagine, the experience (or should we say ‘clay-perience’?) really is different for each person. Here is what it looks like to have an orgasm, as interpreted through clay (check out the video below).

First, many of the people start by molding and “working” the clay: “Get everything, like, warmed up. Foreplay is underrated,” explains one guy. Then a woman starts shaping her clay into a mountain because “you know, you’re sweatin’. But you’re really enjoying the view!” A different guy twists his clay into a big, wound-up mass: “So, you get like wound up a little bit. It’s a lot of contracting and releasing.” And, of course, they all end their orgasm demonstrations with explosions of clay everywhere: “You get to the top of the mountain…and you’re like ‘Oh my god, I made the fireworks show! It’s amazing!’” Let’s get climbin’!

In the mood for a fireworks show yourself? We can make you feel like clay in our hands right here!

Check out Buzzfeed’s video that shows people explaining what it’s like to orgasm by using clay: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/people-show-what-orgasms-look-like-using-clay#.blgJBxWLYA