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BuzzFeed Tells Men To Cut a Hole In a Bar of Soap and Fuck It 

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In BuzzFeed Motion Pictures’ latest video called “6 Easy Masturbation Hacks For Men,” there’s some pretty strange masturbation tips. One jerking off “hack” involves tapping the head of the dick through the underwear until reaching an “explosive orgasm.” Why a dude would want to take hours tapping his dick through his underwear when he can simply use the tried-and-true method of jerking off is never explained. But the strangest masturbation tip by far is the one involving soap.

BuzzFeed instructs men to cut a hole in a bar of soap and then fuck it, wearing a condom to avoid irritation. As Jezebel says, “This is a deranged solution to a problem that can easily solved with one or two hands and a solid work ethic. This is an urgent care visit waiting to happen. This is a waste of good soap.” BuzzFeed definitely hasn’t thought this one through—we mean, how would guys explain the giant hole in the otherwise perfectly normal bar of soap in their bathroom?

Looking for some sexy tips yourself? Here’s one: we can give you an explosive experience right here!

Check out more about fucking a bar of soap and BuzzFeed’s other suggestions in the video below or read more on Jezebel

8 Of the Kinkiest Things People Have Ever Done During Sex 

body-1095226_640What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done during sex? Well, if you’re into BDSM and fetish play, it’s probably involved some pretty kinky stuff! Here, Buzzfeed readers share their kinkiest sexual experiences (check out more kinky confessions below).

  1. The cone of shame
    This “slave” enjoys piss play and humiliation, and his “fondest memory” is when 22+ men pissed on him while he wore a cone a shame. He says, “After being peed on, my Master forced me to sit in the pee for a long time before being allowed to shower off. It was definitely one of the hottest things I’ve ever done.” You naughty, naughty boy!
  2. The Daddy/dom fetish
    This dom has his girl call him Daddy or Sir, otherwise strict punishment is enforced. “There’s something amazing about having a person put their total trust in you and let you completely control and use their body,” says Daddy. We promise to be good, Daddy!
  3. The secret party
    “Me and my ex had a party and in the middle of it we stealthily made our way to the back room and while we were having sex I tied her up. When we were done I left her like that and then after an hour I came back and we did it again.” Sounds like a great party to us!
  4. The cuckold
    “My girlfriend and I are into cuckolding. We met a guy and I watched him fuck her in the ass while I sucked her toes. After he came in her ass, I licked it out and we kissed. Five minutes later, she started giving him a blowjob again. He came in her mouth, she kissed me, and then spat it into my mouth.” Wow. That’s kinky.
  5. Confessions of a cam girl 
    One cam girl confesses that her boyfriend peeks on her doing private shows. Then, after she’s done for the night, they have mind-blowing sex. Watching her flirt and talk dirty really turns him on.
  6. The welcome home party
    “My girlfriend’s parents were giving me a lift back home from the airport one afternoon. My girlfriend and I were in the backseat, one thing led to another, and I was getting a blowjob. It was the quietest orgasm I’ve ever had.” Now that’s a good welcome home!
  7. The overtime at work 
    “I fucked my boss in the ass using a strap on while we were in his office during the middle of a work day.” Something tells us this person will be up for a promotion soon!
  8. The in-car entertainment
    “I once drove 30 minutes to a guy’s house with a butt plug in the whole time. The vibrations from the car made me orgasm twice.” Butt-plug: the only way to travel.

Looking for something kinky yourself? Come get wild with us right here!

Check out more of the kinkiest things people have ever done during sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/watch-out-for-the-armadillo

Women Try Cosmo Flirting Tips On Real Guys 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eatingIf you’ve ever read Cosmopolitan, you’ve probably seen their notoriously ridiculous tips on how to bag a dude. From their next-to-impossible acrobatic sexual positions to their over the top tips on flirting, Cosmo is a wild card of feisty sex advice. So what would happen if women actually tried their flirting tips on real guys? Buzzfeed decided to find out.

  1. Tip: Pull your hair loose from a pony holder (or a clip) so he can watch your touchable tresses fall around your face
    Result: “Nothing about it was subtle, but it was effective,” said one pleasantly shocked woman. “I won at flirting!”
  2. Tip: “While conversing with a cutie, lean in so you’re about six inches from his face, linger for three counts, then slowly return.”
    Result: “It’s like a weird kiss blue balls.”
  3. Tip: “Rub your shoulder like you have a painful crick then gently sigh. Not only will he find this extremely sexy, but you might even score a massage.”
    Result: “Do you want some Icy Hot or something? I’m sure there’s a drugstore down the street…”
  4. Tip: “Use your tongue to get that last crumb off your lip while eating dinner with him.”
    Result: “As soon as that crumb’s on my lip, game over. It looks like I don’t know how to eat like an adult.”
  5. Tip: “Grab his ass on your way into a restaurant.”
    Result: “Now that’s sexual assault.”

Final thoughts: “I don’t think there needs to be many tips,” says a guy the tips were tried on. “We’re kind of easy.”

Want to have some naughty, flirty fun? We’ll grab your ass in the middle of a crowded restaurant, if you want!

Check out the video of women trying Cosmo flirting tips on real guys here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um23f8GcYSo

20 Things Better Than Getting Laid 

You’ve probably heard it said, “There’s nothing better than sex.” So in response to this claim, Buzzfeed made a video of all the things that are supposedly better than sex (check out the video below). We’ll let you decide: would you rather get nachos, or get laid?

  1. Listening to your favorite song
    Music is good for the soul—but so is sex!
  2. Laughter
    Sharing a good belly laugh with friends is great for boosting serotonin…just like sex.
  3. Puppies
    Yep, also good for stress. You know, like having sex.
  4. Weekends
    Waking up on a Saturday and realizing you don’t have to work is great. But you know what’s better? You guessed it: morning sex!
  5. Nachos
    Almost as good as getting laid?
  6. Fresh laundry
    Always lovely. But you know what’s lovelier…? Sex!
  7. Killing an entire bottle of wine
    Fun, but sex won’t give you a hangover.
  8. Finding cash
    Never a bad thing. Much like having sex!
  9. Naps
    These are good. But we’d rather stay awake, if you know what we mean (wink wink).
  10. Free food
    What about free love?
  11. Massage 
    Which type?
  12. Donuts
    Craveable and delicious. Just like sex!

Noticing a pattern here? There really is nothing better than sex!

Check out the Buzzfeed video “20 Things That Are Better Than Getting Laid” below:

And read more on BuzzFeed by clicking here! 

Trump’s Appearance In a Porn Surfaces Amidst Miss Universe Controversy 

Remember that time Donald Trump slut shamed Miss Universe by telling everyone they should go check out her sex tape? Well, the Republican presidential nominee just put his foot in his mouth. Again. It seems Trump forgot about that time he made an appearance in a Playboy adult film.

“Trump’s role in the porn is relatively benign and centers around him breaking a bottle of champagne on a Playboy-branded limo while several of the playmates are visiting New York City,” reported Buzzfeed, who found the sex tape in New York–based adult video store Cinema Cornucopia. “Other scenes from the film feature fully nude women posing in sexual positions, dancing naked, touching themselves while naked, touching each other sensually, rubbing honey on themselves, taking a bath, and dressing in costumes.” Surely Trump’s heard the saying “Keep your own doorstep clean”? Perhaps he needs to apply that proverb to his career in dirty adult films!

Looking for some adult fun yourself? We’ll give you an experience you’ll never forget!

Check out more about Trump’s appearance in a porn movie here: https://www.politicususa.com/2016/09/30/trump-3.html

Thoughts Everyone Has Had During Sex

Does this sex thought sound familiar?: “Does my moaning sound weird?” What about this: “Calm down, you’re gonna break my dick!” In Buzzfeed’s latest video, all of the strange, random, worried thoughts you’ve probably had during sex at one time or another are verbalized—one humping person at a time. Here are some highlights (check out the video below).

First up, the worried thoughts: “Am I too loud?”; “Are my roommates home?”; “Can my neighbors see though my blinds?” Then it’s on to the hopes: “I hope he doesn’t expect me to talk dirty”; “I have to fart—I hope it’s silent…”; “I hope I don’t pee on you.” There’s even a “pets” category: “I wish that cat would stop staring at me.” And of course, there’s regrets: “Oooh. Fuck—I just thought about my ex!” Finally, we end on curiosity: “I wonder how many calories I’m burning?”; “I wonder what my O face looks like?”; “Do we cuddle now?”

Wondering how you stack up in the sack? Fear not—there’s no cats or nosey neighbors here!

Check out more thoughts everyone has had during sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kanediep/31-things-that-cross-everyones-mind-during-sex?utm_term=.es94LmDEGJ#.yyMknE6aJ4

Sexperts Explain Whether Pineapple Actually Makes Cum Taste Better

Maybe you’ve heard that eating pineapple and other sweet fruits will improve your taste and smell down there. While you probably have nothing to be concerned about—we’d be willing to bet you taste just how you’re supposed to taste—many people, especially women, worry that their pussies should resemble sweet tropical fruit. To address this common anxiety, sexperts weigh in on whether foods like pineapple actually makes your cum taste better. Here’s some helpful highlights (read more below).

On Buzzfeed, an OB/GYN explains, “To be fair, this myth isn’t total garbage. Your bodily fluids—like sweat, saliva, and vaginal secretions—can all be influenced by your diet and lifestyle habits.” This means that eating pungent foods like garlic can give your spunk a pungent aroma. But, in general, eating a nutritious diet and staying well hydrated are your best tools for maintaining healthily aromatic bodily fluids—not eating a bunch of pineapple before a big date! Also, hygiene is important (washing with mild soap and water is really all you need). The bottom line: “A vagina should smell and taste like a vagina,” says the sexpert. So don’t worry—whatever you got going on down there, whether or not it tastes like a piña colada, is probably delicious!

In the mood for a tasty treat? Come get tropical with us right here!

Check out more about whether pineapple makes your cum taste better here: 

12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try

Image(s) Source: Flo Perry/BuzzFeedWhether or not you’re looking to spice up your sex life, Buzzfeed has you covered with their newest illustrated article, “12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try.” If you’re in a long term relationship, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these—everything from pets watching you fuck to trying not to make any noise while getting it on at your parent’s place. Here are the 12 sex positions you’re probably very familiar with in a long term relationship.

  1. The “Still Secretly Watching TV” position.
    Ah, yes. You start fooling around on the couch, but just can’t bring yourself to stop watching once the “Netflix and chill” commences.
  2. The “Weird Thing You Read About So You’ll Try It Once” position.
    Novel sex, i.e., try it once and leave it alone sex.
  3. The “Least Movement Possible Spooning” position.
    Now that’s some lazy, lazy sex. Great if you’re really, really hungover.
  4. The “Pet Is Judging Us” position.
    Oh, those quirky pets! Sometimes, they’re just too cute to move…
  5. The “Sex With All Your Clothes On” position.
    AKA, the “It’s fucking freezing!” sex
  6. The “Really Fucking Quiet” position.
    AKA, the “Don’t want parents to hear us have sex” sex
  7. The “I Did Something Different To My Pubes” position
    Ta dah! Let’s fuck!
  8. The “We Must Have Sex In This Hotel Immediately” position.
    What is it about hotel sex that is just so freakin’ hot?!
  9. The “Terribly Impractical Bathroom” position.
    “Splish splash, we were taking a bath…”
  10. The “We Only Have 25 Minutes Before We Have To Leave The House” position.
    One, two, three orgasm!
  11. The “We Are Both Home Alone In The Middle Of The Day” position.
    Sounds like the perfect day to us!
  12. The “Same Shit You Always Do” position.
    Old Reliable is always welcome!

Looking to spice things up yourself? Whatever position you’re hankering for, we are always game to try!

Check out “12 Sex Positions Everyone in a Long Term Relationship Should Try” and all of Flo Perry’s fantastic illustrations here.

6 Reasons To Appreciate Those Bravely Taking a Dick in the Ass

It’s hard out there for a bottom. From needing to watch what you eat to all the prep involved, taking a dick in the ass is definitely no walk in the park. Here are 6 reasons to appreciate those brave backdoor souls.

  1. Taking a dick in the ass is a lot of effort
    In other words, porn stars who make it look so damn easy are liars.
  2. You have to plan and watch what you eat
    If you want to have hot, clean sex, just say no to that burrito!
  3. You have to prep, i.e, douche
    Yup. And it’s not that fun to stick something that isn’t a dick up your ass!
  4. Wine and lube are your best friends when you’re a bottom
    More is more!
  5. You gotta have those towels at the ready!
    Unless you want funky lube-stained sheets…
  6. It’s not as easy to have spontaneous sex
    While spontaneous sex is hot, sometimes you can’t help but think to yourself, “but wait, am I gonna shit myself?” But then you really start to enjoy yourself and stop worrying!

To all the brave bottoms out there, we salute you! Now let’s have some hot, hard experiences!

Check out more reasons to appreciate those taking a dick in the ass here:

11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexhoursDoes the above headline sound familiar? Does it remind you of every Cosmopolitan cover you’ve ever seen in the checkout line of the grocery store? More importantly, does it make you roll your eyes every time you see it? If so, you’re going to love Buzzfeed’s parody video “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” (check it out below). Here’s what you need to know to make him wag his tongue for more (hint: burritos are key).

  1. Lightly scratch his back.
    Mm, that sounds nice. Off to a great start here!
  2. Gently bite his ear
    Ok, things are starting to heat up!
  3. Leave a lipstick heart on his mirror
    Sexy. Flirty.
  4. Hide under the bed when he goes to the bathroom, then grab his feet when he comes back to bed.
    Um, sort of like a feisty cat?
  5. Right when he’s about to orgasm, whisper “burrito” in his ear.
    Maybe he really loves Mexican food? Like, a lot?
  6. Wear red lipstick and leave a trail of kisses to his toaster.
    Ok….now you’ve lost us.
  7. Wrap just your bottom in sheets and pretend to be a mermaid.
    Then have him unfasten your sea-shell bra?
  8. Or even better, wrap yourself in the blanket and pretend to be a burrito.
    Getting hungry, daddy?
  9. Put peanut butter in your bra for a sticky surprise when he goes to touch your breasts.
    Like a Reeses cup—soft on the outside, warm and salty on the inside!
  10. Hide a toy car in your vagina for him to find.
    That’s one way to rev his engine!
  11. Have his family hide in the closet with takeout and jump out and yell “surprise” after you’re finished making love.
    Worst. Surprise. Party. Ever.

Looking for some tasty surprises tonight that don’t involve burritos or peanut butter? We can make you wag your tongue for more right here!

Check out Buzzfeed’s “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/michellekhare/11-ways-to-nail-sex-with-any-man#.ntopJwrbOk