People Shared Things They Find “Erotic” That Involve No Nudity

BuzzFeed wanted to know what really gets peoples’ motors running—that doesn’t involve sex. Somehow, the responses are equal parts SFW and NSFW. Here’s what readers find erotic that have absolutely nothing to do with fucking, but still turns them on. 

  1. “When someone touches my hair gently.”
    Foreplay?
  2. “When you’re speaking to a woman and she does the ‘hair tuck’ behind her ears. My heart skips a few beats every time!”
    Subtly sexy…
  3. “When a man slides his belt out of the belt loops of his jeans…it always makes my heart race a little.”
    We see your point!
  4. “When a woman wears a men’s button-down shirt that’s just long enough to cover her so that she doesn’t have to wear pants.”
    Hot!
  5. Dancing. it sexy to hold my ex and do the move sets together and just look in her eyes the whole time while feeling her body moving under her dress.”
    Is it warm in here or is it you?
  6. “When a woman is lying on her side, and you can see the roller coaster fall and rise of her waist, hips, and legs. This is why art is a thing!”
    Preach!
  7. “Watching a man loosen his tie…especially if it’s done slowly.”
    First the tie, then…
  8. “Specific, but the sound of heels walking on a floor made of marble.”
    So true.

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Check out more about things people find erotic that don’t involve nudity: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alliehayes/erotic-things-that-involve-no-nudity-reddit

BuzzFeed Created A Sex Toy Called AirVibe

BuzzFeed and Bellesa, the combination porn site and sex toy shop, announced their collaboration on a sex toy: the BuzzFeed AirVibe. It’s a dual clit sucker and G-spot stimulator that folds up into a clamshell case, which doubles as a charging unit. The AirVibe, which retails for $59, is a part of BuzzFeed’s initiative to “become an authority of sexual wellness”—and it sold out in 72 hours.

A publisher collaborating with a sex toy manufacturer has never been done before, and the CEO of Bellesa said reception for AirVibe has been overwhelmingly positive. “We’re extremely excited about the early indicators here. Big things ahead for the Bellesa X BuzzFeed partnership,” she said. AirWave has a 4.95/5 star rating on its website based on 44 reviews; the site also boasts that the toy gave “our [Bellesa’s] shortest orgasm time ever.”

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Check out more about BuzzFeed’s new sex toy: https://mashable.com/review/buzzfeed-airvibe-bellesa-sex-toy-review/

8 Songs That People Were Shocked To Realize Are Actually Very Dirty

Everyone’s had that moment where they realize the song they thought was innocent is actually very, very naughty. Whether it’s a pop song that gets played to death on the radio, or a song you’ve finally listened to the lyrics, we’ve all been guilty of suddenly understanding what “I’m not that innocent” really means. Here are the songs people were shocked to learn are actually X-rated.

  1. “3” by Britney Spears – “Merrier the more, triple fun that way, Twister on the floor, what do you say?”
    Yup, this “fun” song is pretty much about a girl begging her boyfriend for a threesome.
  2. “Macarena” by Los Del Rio – “Now come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town and his friends were so fine.”
    The girl in the song had a threesome with her boyfriend’s two friends—but as children, we all danced to it.
  3. “London Bridge” by Fergie – “How come every time you come around, my London, London Bridge wanna go down.”
    It turns out “London Bridge” is a sex position!
  4. Rock the Boat” by Aaliyah – “Boy you gotta stroke before drifting me deeper.”
    Dirty!
  5. “No Diggity” by Blackstreet – “I like the way you work it, No diggity, I got to bag it up.”
    Yes, they are talking about putting on a condom!
  6. “Genie in a Bottle” by Christina Aguilera – “I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.” But we all thought she was a squeaky clean teen!
  7. “Digital Get Down” by N’SYNC – As a surprised fan said, “I was in my early 20s when I realized it was about cybersex. I just thought it was saying maybe sexy things through voicemail and phone calls.”
  8. “California Girls” by Katy Perry – “Sun-kissed skin, so hot we’ll melt your popsicle.”
    Hot hot hot!

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Check out more seemingly innocent songs that are actually very naughty: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hanifahrahman/18-songs-that-people-didnt-realise-are-actually-pretty-dirty

6 Crazy Stories Of Using Food During Sex

18501126518_249aa0ec57_zBuzzFeed readers were hungry for crazy sex stories—specifically, ones that involve food. From champagne and chocolate to ice, these real food-sex tales will make you think twice before busting out the whipped cream. Here are the ones that will leave you craving more.

  1. “We were staying in and eating sandwiches. I focused on watching the TV. Suddenly, he started eating me out, and while I was still chowing down on a sandwich — fully loaded with cheese, tomato, turkey breast. I felt like Scooby-Doo.” Oooooh, Scooby snacks!
  2. “One time, my ex-boytoy handcuffed me to the bed, blindfolded me, and went to work with ice and whipped cream. Delicious! When he started going down on me, the ice slipped right inside me. Finally, he decided to try to, uh, suck the ice out — and it worked!” Caution: slippery when wet!
  3. “The boy and I went to a swanky motel, and we decided to order some champagne. Everything was going very well, until he decided to pour a little on me. The problem though is that he poured it on my tummy, and it slid down to my crotch. That shit must have been about 8,217,273 degrees below zero. it had flash-frozen my ‘little girl.’” When champagne goes wrong…
  4. “I’ve eaten strawberry yogurt while using a guy’s dick as a spoon. It’s actually a beautiful thing.” Delicious!
  5. “Nutella seriously fucks shit up. It looks like somebody had diarrhea in the bed. Don’t use it to step up oral sex. It’s not worth it.” Maybe stick to chocolate sauce?
  6. “I’ve never used food during sex, but this once, I was right on the brink of climax when he shoved a chocolate in my mouth.” Hot!

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Check out more nutty food-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/victornascimento/maybe-rethink-that-whipped-cream-ok

7 Gay Porn Memes That’ll Make You Laugh Really, Really Hard

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zWhat is it about gay porn that lends itself so well to hilarious memes? All we can say is that these memes which fuse the everyday with raunchy gay porn will bring you to your knees with laughter. As BuzzFeed says, art cums in many forms.

  1. Trying to open a jar:
    “Fuck, you’re so tight.”
  2. When you show your best friends your dope new tat:
    “Ugh! That’s really good.”
  3. When the vending machine finally accepts your bill:
    “Oh yeah suck it up bitch.”
  4. Me eating a biscuit at Popeyes without a drink:
    “Fuck you’re thick.”
  5. When your mom tells you dinner is ready:
    “I’m coming!”
  6. When you go back home and see your friend’s puppy for the first time in a few months:
    “Fuck, it’s so big.”
  7. Me: Can I get two tacos?
    Taco Bell cashier: “You want it hard or you want it soft?”

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Check out more gay porn memes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/gay-porn-memes

Porn Stars Play ‘Never Have I Ever’

readingIf you’ve ever wondered what porn stars haven’t done, this is your chance to find out. A new BuzzFeed video asks porn stars to play a naughty little game of “never have I ever” (watch below). To the question “never have I ever faked an orgasm,” not surprisingly, every one of the six adult performers said “I have.”

When asked “never have I ever gotten off to scenes I’m in,” almost all of them said “I have”: one confessed, “Definitely! All the time!” Tori Black even admitted that she often “needs to masturbate” when editing her scenes. Almost everyone admitted “I have” to the question “never have I ever lied about my job,” with one male adult performer saying he actually makes furniture on the side, so he just says “I work in wood. Technically, it’s not a lie.”

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Check out more about porn stars playing “never have I ever”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/watch/video/41399

Someone Liked A Porn Tweet From The Border Force Commissioner’s Account

Jolly young woman sending a text lying on a sofaA mystery person at the Australian Department of Home Affairs has been very naughty recently. Someone liked a porn tweet using the official account of the Australian Force Commissioner—but it definitely wasn’t the commissioner himself, officials have said. “The Daily Mail reported that in July the @ABFComm Twitter account for the Australian Border Force Commissioner, Roman Quaedvlieg, had liked a tweet containing a pornographic clip from a porn account under the name of Lady Mystique,” reports BuzzFeed.

Neither Quaedvlieg or the six staffers who have access to the account admitted to liking the porn tweet, and now there’s an investigation underway by the Australian Commission for Law Enforcement Integrity to try and get to the bottom (or the top!) of the scandalous tweet. So far, no one’s copped to it, and investigators are not ruling out that the account was hacked. In the meantime, Australian Federal Police is still investigating embarrassing Twitter likes by both health minister Greg Hunt and Australian US ambassador Joe Hockey…

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Check out more about someone liking a porn tweet from the Australian Force Commissioner’s account: https://www.buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/the-home-affairs-department-doesnt-know-who-faved-a-porn

7 Sex Posts That Are So Inappropriate You’ll Spit-Laugh

Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 3.23.26 PMYou ever see a post so funny that you actually spit your drink out? Well, we’ve got some good ones for you. Just make sure your laptop is appropriately protected!

  1. Bad things to say when you nut: whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo.” Or: a shot of goo from me to you!
  2. ‘Do you moan or cuss?’‘Depends how good the food is but usually both.’” Food porn!
  3. Why is Santa’s sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.” Ooh, Santa baby!
  4. I got birth control so I can stop being my boyfriend’s Toaster Strudel and start being his Twinkie.” Both are delicious!
  5. It’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked.” The second one was kind of unexpected, but no one is disagreeing.
  6. ‘Is having a penis fun?’‘It has its ups and downs.’”Sometimes it’s a little hard.’‘It’s a pain in the ass.’” Come on, guys!
  7. “Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.” Is that why it’s so joyful?

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Check out more inappropriate sex jokes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/17-posts-that-are-both-hilarious-and-totall

12 Sex Scenarios That Definitely Don’t Happen In The Movies

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 3.55.03 PMSex is very different from how it looks on the big screen. In real life, it’s definitely not as glamorous and it requires a lot more foreplay and lube. Here are 12 straight sex scenarios that happen IRL but not in the movies or on TV (check out the full list below).

  1. One where the woman needs foreplay before she gets super wet, obvi.” Yes, in the magical land of television, foreplay is not important somehow…
  2. One where lube is needed.” And again, lube is necessary everywhere but TV-land!
  3. One where the guy needs to finish the girl off because some women don’t come from penetration alone.” Ladies first!
  4. One where the guy can’t get it up because shit happens and honestly it’s not anyone’s fault.” Preach!
  5. One where the girl has already climaxed, but the guy hasn’t and now it’s just chafing her crotch like crazy as he tries to keep going.” Annnnnd, that’s what lube’s for, people!
  6. One where they fumble around awkwardly looking for a condom for at least two minutes.” Not like in the movies at all…
  7. One where the girl gets up to pee right after because she doesn’t want to chance a possible UTI.” Yup!
  8. One where they haven’t showered or look perfect and they’re like sweaty with major morning breath.” Not very romantic—but totally hot!
  9. One where he gives you a towel after.” Prince Charming!
  10. One where oral is performed with a gag reflex.” It happens.
  11. One where they shower before sex because not everyone wants to have sweaty, possible body odor-involved sex.” Shower sex is hot!
  12. One where someone is going down on the other person for a LONG time, but like nothing is happening and the person going down now has lock jaw.” Nope, won’t see that on screen.

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Check out more sex scenarios you won’t see on TV: https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/straight-sex-scenes-we-wish-we-saw-on-tv

7 Things Your Pussy Wants You To Know About Masturbation

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrator1BuzzFeed wants to know: “Have you appreciated your clitoris lately?” The reason they ask is because masturbation is amazing, and so good for your mind and body! Here are 7 ways to do right by your pussy.

  1. Masturbation should never be treated as a “stand-in for sex”
    Masturbation is its own unique and important sexual outlet—as one sex therapist explains, it should be “regarded as first class” and not “relegated to a second-class citizenship.” She adds that it’s “a lifelong relationship you have with your body and with your own sexuality.”
  2. It ain’t all about the Big O
    The ultimate goal of masturbation shouldn’t be about having an orgasm—in fact, it could be giving you performance anxiety. She advises women to “just focus on pleasuring yourself without worrying about whether or not you get off.”
  3. Use your digits before graduating to toys
    Figuring out how to get yourself off first without a toy sets a good foundation before experimenting with different kinds of orgasms. “Learn your baseline, and then you can go wild,” she says.
  4. Use the clit!
    This is the main reason women have trouble orgasming. Get a vibrator and go get off!
  5. Plenty of people require simultaneous stimulation of various erogenous zones for the best orgasm, too
    If clitoral stimulation isn’t working for you, play around with penetrating yourself, or exploring other erogenous zones!
  6. Besides being super fun and feeling great, there are health benefits to masturbation
    “It relieves stress, it helps you feel more relaxed, and it boosts endorphins and testosterone levels, which can improve your mood,” according to the sexpert.
  7. Masturbating can help you enjoy sex with other people more
    As the sexperts explain, if you don’t know what feels good to you, how will you be able to guide a partner? Your pleasure starts with knowing your body, exploring your body, and embracing your sexual health.

Looking for ways to appreciate your body? Come love yourself—with us!

Check out more female masturbation tips here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/the-clit-is-it?utm_term=.xlxyb7R9G5#.lcd5MYZAzb