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Anti-Trump Erotica “Redacted in the Butt” Raises Money For ACLU

The Hugo-nominated erotic author Chuck Tingle delighted fans with his last titillating book, in which “Domald Tromp” enjoys getting dominated by a T-Rex! And who can forget his scandalous erotica Pounded in the Butt about Trump’s alleged golden shower? Well, now Tingle is at it again with his latest anti-Trump fan fiction masterpiece, Redacted in the Butt by Redacted Under the Tromp Administration.

This time, Tingle has written on the theme of censorship and repression under the new Tromp administration—which turns out to be very sexy and very weird. As Tingle describes on Amazon: “This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on sentient censored being action, including anal, blowjobs, REDACTED, rough sex, and gay politically concealed information love.” As if this strange and sensual journey weren’t enough, Tingle has also promised to donate the profits from his book to the American Civil Liberties Union, an organization that said it will challenge Trump’s immigration ban. Oh yeah, and he also created a Breitbart parody website, Buttbart!

Want to get weird and wild? We’ve got sizzling human action right here!

Check out more about Chuck Tingle’s latest anti-trump erotica: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/chuck-tingle-breitbart-parody-buttbart/

Dinosaur Butt Sex Book Is Finalist For a Prestigious Award

Chuck Tingle is the erotic fiction writer behind such beloved works as Pounded In the Butt By My Own Butt. Fans love him for his raunchy sense of humor and hot sci-fi sex. But would anyone call his latest smutty short story “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” a literary masterpiece? Apparently, the answer is yes, according to the folks who judge the esteemed Hugo Award.

The Hugo Award, given annually to the best works in science fiction and fantasy, is widely considered one of the most prestigious science fiction awards. So, you may be wondering—have they lost their damn minds nominating “Space Raptor Butt Invasion”? The short answer is, sort of: according to the Guardian, a right-wing campaign of conservatives is seeking to “combat the Hugo tendency to reward works deemed ‘niche, academic, overtly to the left in ideology and flavour, and ultimately lacking what might best be called visceral, gut-level, swashbuckling fun.’” Given this criteria, yes, it does seem “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” would indeed give readers “gut-level, swashbuckling fun.” Perhaps these judges might also find something of high literary merit over at Pornhub—there’s plenty of butt invasion going on there!

Dinosaurs may be extinct, but sex with them (or any other animal) is not allowed on NiteFlirt. If you’re interested in some raunchy fun that is allowed, we’re confident we could win any award in the x-rated category!

Check out more about the dinosaur butt sex book up for a prestigious award here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/space-raptor-butt-invasion?utm_term=.anyW9oMBYl#.sgjQEAl6KL

Twitch Clarifies Its Stance On Butt and Orgasm Emojis

There was some commotion on Twitch last week over the removal of some butt emojis. That’s why the popular video platform and community for gamers felt it was necessary to clarify its position on certain sexually-provocative emojis. According to Twitch, not all butt and orgasm emojis are created equal.

On the use of butts or “booty” emojis, Twitch explained “Drawn depictions of clothed human butts are generally ok. The same goes for drawn animal butt depictions. ‘Fruit butts’ are ok if the image is obviously a fruit.” However, Twitch is definitely not okay with “Nude human butts depictions, anuses, or pictures of an actual human or animal butt.” Twitch is also not okay with “breasts, genitalia, crotch bulges, bikinis, underwear, overt sexual innuendo,” all of which it no longer allows as emojis. However, orgasm depictions are totally fine, which is a bit strange considering Twitch itself said it prefers to avoid “overt sexual innuendo.” Peach emoji + eggplant emoji = O face emoji!

Looking for some hardcore fun? We are all about overt sexual depictions here!

Check out more about Twitch’s guidelines on sexually explicit emojis here: https://kotaku.com/twitchs-official-stance-on-poop-butt-and-orgasm-emote-1782886245

Finally, a Love Song About Ass-Play

If Boyz II Men were trying to seduce a lady in a not-safe-for-radio version of “I’ll Make Love To You,” it’d sound something like the Youtube sensation Buckwheat Groats’ song “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt.” The song is a romantic love letter to analingus and the “hella freaky stuff” you do for love. Because when you love someone, you just wanna “eat the butt like a ‘meaty p zone’ from Pizza Hut”!

Tonight, Buckwheat really, really wants to eat Bae’s butt. He wants to “eat it like a snack. Eat it like the Times wrote a 4-star review on that ass crack.” But he understands “you might have some reservations about eating booty, like what’s gonna happen if I go in there and see some doodee.” It’s cool though, cause he knows “that salad gotta get tossed,” so believe him when he says it’s no big deal if he gets some “extra dressing.” Yeah, just relax, girl, and “clamp those butt cheeks on my head and then smother me.”

Looking for a tasty treat tonight? Just relax, Bae, and let us do our thang!

Check out Buckwheat Groats’ love ballad for the ages “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt” here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/analingus-music-video/

6 Anal Sex Tips For Beginners

Have you been wanting to try some back-door action but don’t know where to start? If so, you’re in luck—with these ass-play tips, you will never fear the rear again! Here’s a beginner’s guide to anal sex that will help ensure everything goes smoothly.

Try Anal Solo First
Before exploring ass-play with somebody else, try it with yourself first. “Finger insertion is a great way to get your bottoms used to being penetrated,” says a sex expert. You can also use a butt-plug during masturbation to see what it feels like. “The more you gently play around the area, the more it will relax.” So exploration and foreplay is key here, people!
Be aware of what you’re eating
A lot of people are worried that they might have an, um, accident during anal sex. But if you pay attention to what you eat before having someone knock at your backdoor, you should be golden. “Tucking into gas-inducing foods like onions, chickpeas, broccoli, or cauliflower is not going to add to the experience,” says the sex expert.
Make sure you’re clean down there
If you know you’re going to have a dick in your butt, you need to make sure you’re clean down there. “There should only be poo in the anal canal when you actually need to go to the toilet,” so if you clean yourself with warm water or wet wipes after a bowel movement, you should be good to go.
Lube, glorious lube
This is the most important element of successful anal sex. The ass, unlike the pussy, doesn’t self-lubricate, so if you’re going to have a wet n’ wild experience, you gotta reach for the lube. “Apply [the lube] liberally before you have anal intercourse (to the anus and penis),” and remember to use water-based lube with condoms (oil-based will cause the latex in a condom to break).
Don’t go in dick-first
The ass is naturally tight, so you want to ease on in nice and slow. “The more time you take over foreplay, the easier it will be.” Start with your hands, making sure they’re clean and the nails trimmed. Using lube, you should “start by gently circling the opening with the pads of your fingers.” When the ass has been prepped for insertion, start with a finger, remembering to slowly and steadily insert just a little bit at a time. You should “wait for them to get used to the sensation and for the sphincter muscles to relax” before going in a bit more. This is also a good time to incorporate some rimming (with soft and wet gentle licks at first), as well as head, a hand-job, or clit-action.
Dick, meet butt
After some good foreplay, use the same technique as before for penetration. Slowly push in a bit at a time, pausing to allow the receiver to get used to it before pushing in further. Some good beginner positions to try: receiver on top so they have complete control, missionary, doggy style, and spooning. The sex expert adds, “positions where your knees are bent up to your chest generally feel more comfortable as this straightens out the anal canal.”

Want to have new and fun experiences? We are always down for getting wet n’ wild!

Check out more tips about anal sex for beginners here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/no-more-rear-fear#.ihBPpLxzo2

There’s Now a VR-Capable Twerking Robot Butt Sex Toy

The good folks at PornHub are at it again with their newest sex toy, aptly named TwerkingButt. And just as the name implies it is indeed a twerking robot butt sex toy that you can most certainly fuck. Not only that, but it also comes with a virtual reality headset that offers “the first 3D cybersex experience.”

TwerkingButt, which looks like an upside down jiggly ass, does so much more than just twerk for you. The artificial ass has a feature called Cyberskin that heats up, vibrates, and massages in six different settings. There’s also the Deluxe Version, which PornHub says is capable of “endless twerking settings.” Both the versions (Classic or Deluxe) come with a VR headset for an immersive cybersex experience—and a water jet for cleaning up after you “make it rain”!

Want to have an immersive cyber experience? Ain’t nothing artificial about our jiggle!

Check out more about the VR-capable twerking robot butt sex toy here: https://gizmodo.com/finally-a-vr-enabled-twerking-robot-butt-that-you-can-1716792260

Brazil’s Miss BumBum is Bigger and Better Than Ever

The extremely exciting Miss BumBum Pageant has crowned a new winner. The cheeky contest, which ain’t about personality and grace, has one singular aim: to find the absolute best bottom in Brazil. And now, a 26-year old fitness model, Suzy Cortez, beat out the curvaceous competition to take her place among Miss BumBum’s coveted victors.

“To get to this exalted place in Brazilian culture, Cortez had to work her gluteus to the maximus,” reports the Huffington Post. Cortez, who said she was “training” for months, beat out 500 other girls, all with very impressive assets. Brazil certainly takes its backsides seriously: some women insure their butts in case of injury. And this year, the contest took measures to ensure none of the women had ass-implants (a runner-up in a previous year almost died because from an implant infection). Last year’s Miss BumBum Indianara Carvalho explains the honor is very important to Brazilian culture because the title “represents all Brazilian women.” Those Brazilian women “like big butts and [they] cannot lie!”

Looking for something a little cheeky? We have very nice assets right here!

Check out more about the new Miss BumBum here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/and-miss-bumbum-2015-is-suzi-cortez_us_564234c3e4b0411d3072b68d

You Can Now Put Your Dick In a Mouth-Pussy-Anus Robot

Brian Sloan, creator of the blow-job simulating sex toy the Autoblow 2, is at it again with his newest invention: the 3Fap, “a three-in-one male masturbator” that offers a mouth, a pussy, and an anus for you to stick your dick into. The 3Fap uses 3-D scanned body parts from the winners of a “Vaginal Beauty Contest,” so you can fuck realistically rendered “genital beauty queens.”

And if getting your pick of three different orifices isn’t enough, you can also control your level of suction within each one. So far, Sloan is crowdfunding the 3Fap and has raised only a couple hundred of his $40,000 goal. But he assures you, with the 3Fap you can experience three different textures every time you “Fap”: the butt is “tight and smooth,” the pussy is “ribbed,” and the mouth is “a zig-zag pattern.” In short, this guy wants to make “Fapping fun again”—whatever that means.

In the mood for some realistic, fun experiences yourself? You don’t need an elaborate sex toy for that—we’ve got the real thing right here!

Here’s more about the three-in-one male sex toy.

Nicki Minaj’s Asslicious Wax Sculpture

Getty Images for Madame Tussauds Las Vegas

Madame Tussauds wax museum in Las Vegas unveiled its latest attraction last week: a very sexy statue of the very sexy Nicki Minaj. She’s posed like she was in her “Anaconda” music video—down on all fours, wearing very little clothing, with her big, luscious ass up in the air. The figure took six months to create and hundreds of precise body measurements to bring Minaj’s curvy shape to life. And so far, the attraction has garnered some not so family-friendly attention from saucy guests.

There has already been a string of naughty photos posted to Instagram and social media with Minaj’s statue. In one, a man is mounting Minaj from behind while pulling her hair. In another, a group of frisky women grab her ass, tits, and pretend to lick her ass “like a cupcake.” Madame Tussauds is currently re-positioning the statue to dissuade patrons from taking any more racy photos with it. But the real Nicki Minaj has had a good sense of humor about the debacle so far.

Want to have some naughty good times yourself? We’ve got plenty of asslicious sex appeal for your anaconda right here!

Here’s more about Nicki Minaj’s wax sculpture.