An armed robber who held up an adult shop and fled with a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass is facing ten years in jail in Russia. Security footage shows the man fleeing with a “multi-functional” sex toy, priced at £420, which had been displayed in the window. Police found the stolen ass at the man’s apartment.
Footage shows officers taking the rubber sex toy out of a bag on the floor with one saying: “I am uncomfortable even by touching it.” He adds: “Here it is, with a bum.” The police now refer to the man as “ass maniac.” When anal goes wrong…
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Butt-Con 2019 is here to celebrate our greatest ass-et. The convention for butt-lovers brings together all-things-ass—from sex workers, to physicians, to twerking experts. You can even learn how to take a belfie… aka, a butt selfie.
The event is both informational and just plain fun—eager ass-fans line up for the Kissing Ass Booth, where they kiss a person in a butt costume whose face is between two ass cheeks. Porn star Asa Akira’s pro tip for anal is “push out while they go in.” But one anal surgeon sums up Butt-Con perfectly: “No judging, no bias, we’re really just saying ‘hey, how do you want to engage sexually and then how do we support that.’”
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Porn industry experts have released new data to prove a growing trend in the porn world—namely, that we all “like (big) butts and cannot lie.” As a search category, “anal” has grown tremendously over the past few decades, dominating the current adult content landscape. Adult star Nina Hartley—who began working in the porn industry during the 1980s—also vouched for “anal’s” popularity over the past few years, saying “Anything anal has grown in popularity since I first began my career.”
Industry analytics reinforce her point: in 2015, Pornhub and Vice revealed that Americans’ anal-themed Pornhub searches increased by 120% from 2009 to 2015. In 2016, the Independent reported that “more than half” of all porn featured some form of anal sex, and by 2018, Pornhub listed anal as its sixth most popular category, beating out “threesome,” “big tits,” and “transgender.” Researchers also imply anal sex’s NSFW popularity mirrors real-life interest in porn, citing a 2010 study that revealed over 30% of women had tried anal sex by 24 compared to 16% in 1992.
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A huge-ass fight broke out at this year’s Miss BumBum competition. The fight was sparked by one contestant accusing the other of having a surgically enhanced derriere. The wild scene happened on stage after Miss BumBum was crowned for her exceptional assets.
The disgruntled contestant in a string bikini thong grabbed Miss BumBum’s sash, shouting, “I fulfilled all the rules of the game, my butt is real, but her butt is plastic!” The Miss BumBum contest aims to crown the best buttocks in Brazil, and this year the competition included two trans women for the first time, causing even more contention. One of the trans contestants said about the tension, “It’s clear they want me out because I’ve got a much sexier ass.”
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Who can forget Jeff Goldblum as the very sexy, shirtless hero from the first two Jurassic Park movies? Definitely not Chuck Tingle, the gay erotica author who rose to internet fame after publishing dinosaur erotica. Tingle was an overnight sensation after publishing his very first short story “My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass,” which was followed with classics such as “Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner,” “Space Raptor Butt Invasion,” and of course, “Gaygent Brontosaurus: The Butt Is Not Enough.”
As Daily Dot says, “For the two to cross (internet) paths seems almost serendipitous—and that’s just what happened when Goldblum stopped by Reddit for an AMA to promote his new movie.” Tingle introduced himself with, “i am dr chuck tingle worlds greatest author of dinosaur stories you are HANDSOME JEFFS worlds greatest actor of dinosaur movies.” He then asked Goldblum who the actor thinks is the most handsome dinosaur (“Lawyer Dinosaur, Bad Boy Biker Dinosaur, or Handsome Doctor Dinosaur?”). “Handsome Jeffs” gamely replied, “Well Doctor, we obviously have a very magical connection. I love all your ideas, and I would say the handsomest dinosaur is Handsome Doctor.” We sense an erotic fan-fic featuring Handsome Jeffs and a handsome dinosaur in the works!
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The key to having a good backdoor experience is foreplay. Just like with any kind of sex, anal requires some TLC to make it more enjoyable and pleasurable. Here are 6 anal foreplay tips from experts that will help make the experience feel so good.
Massage the butt
Erotic massages are always great during foreplay, but they’re even more helpful before anal. Rubbing on the receiver’s butt and working your way to right around the anus will make insertion that much more relaxing.
Wear a butt plug
Butt plugs and anal beads are a great way to “help prepare the anal muscles for penetration.” They’re designed to rub against the nerve endings in the anal area, so they feel really good.
Go slow and savor
Going slow—before and during—will help put everyone at ease. Don’t rush and remember to savor the moments.
Relax yourself
The key to good anal is being very relaxed. Relax your mind and body, and practice relaxing your anal sphincter by squeezing your butt muscles.
Finger your own anus
Practice beforehand by yourself: explore the anal area and, most importantly, use lots of lube.
Use your tongue
Try rimming or eating out your partner’s anus. This is the best way to get in the mood for anal sex.
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There are two types of people: those who eat ass and those who don’t. And if you do, you’ll find these tweets about rimming to be very relatable—and also hilarious. Here’s the best thoughts on tossing salad in 140-characters or less.
“‘Omg McDonald’s is disgusting don’t you know what they make their chicken out of??’ Ma’am I’ve literally put my tongue in an asshole before.”Mmmm, finger-lickin’ good!
“The president of 2045 is probably on Twitter right now tweeting about eating ass. Our country is in good hands.” Agreed!
“I eat ass so I can safely confirm this tweet: ‘Eating cake is way more fun when it jiggles.’” Tasty and true!
“I really can’t imagine this generation as old ppl. 80 year olds reminiscing about trap music and eating ass.” Ah, yes—the best generation!
“Tell a guy you wanna go eat at a vegan restaurant and they acting disgusted like they don’t eat ass for a late night snack.” Personal preferences…to each their own!
“When you try to eat a light dinner because you need to save room for all the ass you’re going to eat later.” Gotta save room for dessert!
“His momma: ‘My baby sure can eat!’Me: mmmhmm.” Your momma raised you well!
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It seems butt sex is all the rage these days. Anal is great, but there’s still some things you should know that will make the experience so much more enjoyable. Here are some tips for ladies who are new to the pleasures of backdoor sex.
Start on your own
According to sexperts, the key to enjoying anal is being comfortable with your body and what feels good for you. Try incorporating anal play into masturbation and see what types of sensations you like before trying anything with a partner.
Choose a sex toy that vibrates
For women, a vibrating sex toy can be a familiar sensation. According to a sexpert, adding that sensation can “help to relax the pubococcygeus muscles which wrap in a figure eight around the vaginal opening and around the anus.”
Be prepared
Anal requires some prep-time: condoms, dildos or strap-ons, and of course, a ton of lube. And if you’re doing it in the shower, make sure you use a silicone-based lube not water-based.
Don’t use enemas
A lot of women think an enema is a good thing, but it’s actually not. “Many women believe that they’re pushing fecal elements out of the way, but in actuality there’s very little fecal elements in that part of the rectum, it tends to come from higher up,” Van Kirk said. Pushing things farther back is unnecessary and can lead to problems later on.
Some positions are better than others
Spooning is a great position for beginners because you can control how fast and deep your partner goes. Reverse cowgirl is also great for this.
You can have an orgasm from butt sex!
As it turns out, you can have a G-spot orgasm from butt sex because the bottom of the rectum corresponds with the top of the pussy where your G-spot is! The best positions to find the G-spot are reverse cowgirl or standing and facing away from your partner.
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A piece titled “Yes Ladies, We’ve Seen Your Butthole and That’s Okay” has been stirring up a lot of buzz on the internet recently. The author basically wants women to know that yes, he can see their starfish during doggy-style sex, but they shouldn’t feel self-conscious about it. What’s rubbing women the wrong way (unlike a nice finger on the ass!) is the assumption that women feel there’s something shameful or embarrassing about their buttholes—which is woefully wrong.
“To discover that a body part you’ve never even factored into this equation is actually front and center may be discomfiting, to say the least. But for those people, here’s the important thing to remember: Yes, we can see your butthole — and we like it,” he says. He goes on to explain that a woman “unwittingly displayed” during doggy-style might feel unsexy—but as many pointed out, women don’t really care if someone sees their butthole or not during sex. In other words, there’s no reason to reassure “women around the world” that men love every part of them, including their butthole—it’s okay; we don’t care.
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The butthole is one of the most fascinating, dynamic, and glorious erogenous zones on our bodies. But even though it is a place of tremendous pleasure and mystery, a lot of gay men associate their own starfish with internalized homophobia and shame. That’s why there’s a video of tops checking out their asses for the first time ever—and the results are priceless (check it out below).
In response to what they love about men’s butts, they said, “they’re juicy,” and “ready for the dinner plate.” Then they were given hand-mirrors and instructed to “take a look.” One guy said, “it’s very Molly Ringwald—Pretty in Pink.” Another apologized for not treating his butthole “as well as the dick.” And overall, they all agreed to “love love love your hole.”
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An armed robber who held up an adult shop and fled with a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass is facing ten years in jail in Russia. Security footage shows the man fleeing with a “multi-functional” sex toy, priced at £420, which had been displayed in the window. Police found the stolen ass at the man’s apartment.
