Adidas Frees The Nipple

Adidas might be the first sportswear brand to “free the nipple.” They tweeted out a poster featuring 25 unique sets of breasts to promote its new sports bra line that includes 43 styles, “so everyone can find the right fit for them.” The company wrote in its tweet: “We believe women’s breasts in all shapes and sizes deserve support and comfort.”

The breasts and accompanying sets of nipples featured in the tweet come in all shapes, sizes, and skin tones. The all-inclusive poster has yet to be shared on Facebook or Instagram, whose shared parent company, Meta, says it removes “images of female breasts if they include the nipple.” Adidas says its new sports bra collection “comes in our most extensive and inclusive size range yet,” and is engineered to support all body sizes through the full range of workouts, with light, medium, and high levels of support.

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Check out more about Adidas freeing the nipple with its new ad: https://jezebel.com/adidas-freed-the-nipple-and-we-welcome-them-to-the-res-1848507605

Argentinian MP Kissed His Mistress’ Nipples During An Online Parliament Session

An Argentinian MP has resigned his seat after being suspended for kissing his girlfriend’s bare breasts during an online parliamentary session. The married MP shocked fellow lawmakers by letting a pretty blonde sit on his knee and appear to fondle him before bending down and kissing her right nipple after pulling down her black top. Moments after the sex scene was played out on a large screen, the parliament unanimously voted in favor of the naughty MP’s suspension

The man initially tried to play down the incident with a bizarre explanation linking his behavior to the woman’s recent boob job after his suspension. He explained in a radio incident: “Ten days ago she had breast enlargement and I asked her about her silicone implants. I asked her if I could give her a kiss and I kissed her on the boobs. That was it.” The MP later resigned his position after it was clear he was going to be fired.

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Check out more about an Argentinian MP kissing his mistress’ nipples during a parliament session: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8771979/Argentinian-MP-resigns-kissing-mistresss-breasts-online-parliamentary-session.html

Woman Sues After Getting Injured By A Drag Queen’s Breasts

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexyqueenWho ever thought going to a drag show could get dangerous? What was supposed to be a fun birthday party at Hamburger Mary’s turned into a million dollar lawsuit, after a woman was injured by drag performer Amanda D’Hod’s breasts. The woman claims she suffered permanent spine and nerve injuries, and is suing for $1.5 million in damages.

According to the complaint, the drag performer allegedly grabbed the woman by the neck during the show and “violently pounds the plaintiff’s head against defendant’s chest up to nine times.” While the face-in-tits trick is beloved by drag queens and exotic dancers alike, the woman says she needed to be treated for cervical pain and headaches at a nearby hospital. It seems not everyone wants to play rough!

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Check out more about a woman getting injured by a drag queen’s breasts: https://thegailygrind.com/2018/03/09/woman-injured-florida-drag-queens-breast-sues-hamburger-marys-1-5-million/

Museum of Sex Patron Sues After Injury On the Boob Bounce House

Cum_2_Sabrina02It seems an attraction that’s part of the Museum of Sex’s “Pleasures of the Erotic Playground” isn’t all that pleasurable. A Ralph Lauren executive is suing because of an accident on the boob bounce house. The mishap happened while bouncing between two boobs at the Jump for Joy Attraction.

“She was bouncing between the two boobs and then she didn’t bounce up,” explained a source who witnessed the accident. The woman claims she needs dental implants and surgery to repair her nose, and is seeking unspecified damages for the medical treatment and the emotional trauma she suffered. The once joyful attraction has closed for repair on two occasions since the incident, which is such a shame because, really, boobs give so much joy!

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Here’s more about about a woman suing after an accident on the boob bounce house: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4700968/Woman-sues-Museum-Sex-accident-bounce-house.html

Scientists Discover Surprising Truth About Boob Preference 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_brasBoobs: guys love them. And recently, a team of European scientists received funding to study the everlasting male obsession with female breasts. In a report aptly titled “Men’s preferences for women’s breast size and shape in four cultures,” published in the Journal of Evolution and Human Behavior, a team of researchers (both male and female) report that it might be shape, not size, that appeals to men when appraising a breast’s attractiveness.

The study also found that, surprisingly, bigger isn’t necessarily better—it seems firmness is the most important quality for men, which is why shape is so essential. Scientists think the research might shine light on the evolutionary reason why men are so infatuated with boobs, since breast shape can give important clues about a woman’s fertility. So, there you have it: since the dawn of man, dudes have admired boobs.

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Check out more about the boob preference study: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/inverse/breast-obsessed-scientist_b_13462238.html

Pamela Anderson’s Hypocritical Anti-Porn Stance

If you had to guess the most unlikely person to jump on the anti-porn bandwagon, Pamela Anderson would probably come to mind. Everyone knows the blonde bombshell has profited off her “leaked” sex tape, not to mention has made a career over sexualizing herself. So it comes as a bit of a shock to hear her publicly condemn pornography in a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed, co-authored with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

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In the op-ed, they claim the Anthony Weiner (Weinergate) scandal is the result of the “public hazard” known as porn addiction. Aside from the fact that porn has literally nothing to do with Weiner’s seemingly compulsive need to send dick pictures to women on the internet, this type of old-world moralizing basically just puppets the same tired rhetoric that conservative, religious politicians use. And this coming from a woman who capitalized on her sex symbol status for years, starting off as a Playboy bunny, and starring in soft core porn flicks like Barb Wire. If Pamela Anderson really believes “porn is for losers,” she might want to rethink her entire career that has been built almost entirely on getting people off.

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Check out more about Pamela Anderson’s hypocritical anti-porn stance here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/03/porn-industry-shocked-by-pamela-anderson-s-hypocritical-anti-porn-crusade.html

Hot Cop Fired For Her Nude Selfie Has Found a New Career As a Stripper 

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: tangi_bertin
Image Source: Flickr.com | User: tangi_bertin

Remember that one time a Mexican cop took a topless selfie? You know, the hot officer in uniform, breasts fully exposed, in a patrol car with her gun in her lap? Yeah, kinda hard to forget. Obviously, you can see why this went viral.

Unfortunately, the nude selfie caused a huge backlash for the woman. It ending up costing her her job as a police officer and, later, her marriage, as the photo was not taken by or for her husband. But luckily, there’s a silver lining: she’s now raking in mucho dinero as one of Mexico’s most famous strippers! She’s making around $700 per appearance, booking gigs at numerous clubs, and has over 100,000 followers on her Facebook page. “I’m an artist and performer,” she said. “So I’m learning how to keep my fans happy.” Right on, hot ex-cop!

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Check out more about the cop fired for her nude selfie finding a new career as a stripper: https://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/289867/nidia-garcia-stripper-cop/

NEWS: No More Fuss for the Bust!

This is epic news for the ladies. The necessity of wearing a bra to keep your bosoms lifted and perky could all be a sham, according to French doctor, Jean-Denis Rouillon. Rouillon studied 330 women over 15 years.  What a pimp! In his 15 years of research he found that women who wore a bra on a regular basis would notice the twins heading down south more than women that went commando.

“Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity,” Rouillon said in a radio interview Wednesday. “On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra.” This is totally liberating, but for us ladies with Nat Geo nipples we may still have to rock a bra with certain material.  While on the subject of nipples, Rouillon also noted that for women who didn’t wear bras, ”on average their nipples lifted seven millimeters in one year in relation to the shoulders.” Think of all of the money women will save, and all of the boners it will cause!

I have full intentions to trailblaze the sans bra fashion this summer. If it stirs up any controversy my response will be  “It’s what the French are doing!” Happy Friday!

On a completely separate and unrelated note:  Ryan Gosling. You’re welcome…
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