Workers Give Two Enthusiastic Thumbs Up To Masturbating In Break Room

It seems masturbation is no longer NSFW. As part of a social sex-periment, a porn company allowed its workers to pleasure themselves at the office—with the lucky employees claiming it improved their attitude and productivity. “I feel more balanced in my workflow,” a social media manager with the adult entertainment firm Erika Lust Films said in a video detailing the experience, which is blowing up online.

Porn purveyor and director Erika Lust implemented the salacious policy last year after noticing that her employees were “agitated” and “performing with less energy” due to the coronavirus pandemic. She decided to allow the firm’s 36 employees a half-hour self-gratification session every day—and set up a masturbation station outfitted with a bed, lube, sex toys and screens streaming the company’s products. “The 30 minute masturbation breaks literally changed my approach to work life,” said the company’s in-house sexologist. “Who said that we cannot open up a space for pleasure in our workplace?”

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Check out more about workers performing better after masturbating in the break room: https://nypost.com/2022/06/10/we-spent-the-year-masturbating-in-our-work-break-room-and-it-changed-our-lives/

Basically Everyone Is Masturbating At Work 

bathroomYour suspicions about why there’s often a line for the toilet at work has just been confirmed. According to a recent survey, 39 percent of office workers admit to rubbing one out in the office restroom. And it’s not just men doing the deed—men and women, gay and straight, all indulge in some workplace self-love from time to time.

“If I’m really hungover at work, masturbating helps me feel better,” said one survey participant, while another admitted “I’m just a horny lady.” Aside from the hassle of waiting for a stall, masturbating at work might actually be beneficial for both employees and employers. Masturbating relieves stress and boosts endorphins—not to mention how much healthier it is than smoke breaks or vending machine binging. Some psychologists even agree that masturbation breaks can be a good motivational reward for employees after a busy day. Maybe it’s time for offices to re-think the purpose of the break room?

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Check out more about the survey that proves your co-workers are masturbating at work: https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/11/masturbating-at-work_n_14106174.html