Adidas Frees The Nipple

Adidas might be the first sportswear brand to “free the nipple.” They tweeted out a poster featuring 25 unique sets of breasts to promote its new sports bra line that includes 43 styles, “so everyone can find the right fit for them.” The company wrote in its tweet: “We believe women’s breasts in all shapes and sizes deserve support and comfort.”

The breasts and accompanying sets of nipples featured in the tweet come in all shapes, sizes, and skin tones. The all-inclusive poster has yet to be shared on Facebook or Instagram, whose shared parent company, Meta, says it removes “images of female breasts if they include the nipple.” Adidas says its new sports bra collection “comes in our most extensive and inclusive size range yet,” and is engineered to support all body sizes through the full range of workouts, with light, medium, and high levels of support.

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Check out more about Adidas freeing the nipple with its new ad: https://jezebel.com/adidas-freed-the-nipple-and-we-welcome-them-to-the-res-1848507605

Thief Stole Hundreds of Underwear with Home-Made Fishing Rod

Police have finally caught a serial underwear thief in China who was found with 285 used bras and 185 dirty panties in his van. The 32-year-old lingerie thief reportedly used a custom-made tool that resembled a fishing rod to steal hundreds of intimate undergarments. The sheer number amassed was said to be enough to cover half a basketball court!

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The man confessed that he’d been stealing sexy lady things for over a three-year period. He also said that while his hobby started as an illicit fetish, it grew to become a problem over which he had little control. He plans to seek psychological help, but strangely, he is not the first to be caught in China for stealing women’s underwear. There was a man caught just last year for stealing over 2,000 pairs of his neighbors’ lingerie. Must be something (kinky) in the water!

In the mood for a little kink yourself? You don’t need a home-made fishing rod to indulge your fetish!

Here’s more about the serial underwear thief.

 

NEWS: No More Fuss for the Bust!

This is epic news for the ladies. The necessity of wearing a bra to keep your bosoms lifted and perky could all be a sham, according to French doctor, Jean-Denis Rouillon. Rouillon studied 330 women over 15 years.  What a pimp! In his 15 years of research he found that women who wore a bra on a regular basis would notice the twins heading down south more than women that went commando.

“Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity,” Rouillon said in a radio interview Wednesday. “On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra.” This is totally liberating, but for us ladies with Nat Geo nipples we may still have to rock a bra with certain material.  While on the subject of nipples, Rouillon also noted that for women who didn’t wear bras, ”on average their nipples lifted seven millimeters in one year in relation to the shoulders.” Think of all of the money women will save, and all of the boners it will cause!

I have full intentions to trailblaze the sans bra fashion this summer. If it stirs up any controversy my response will be  “It’s what the French are doing!” Happy Friday!

On a completely separate and unrelated note:  Ryan Gosling. You’re welcome…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zAbT0NkcLU