Redditors Respond To a Woman Worried About Her BF’s ‘Penis Fetish’

sexyemojisA concerned girlfriend reached out to the internet for advice about her boyfriend who admitted to having a penis fetish and a penchant for gay porn. According to the woman’s thread on Reddit, her man is aroused by dicks—not men—but he has questioned his sexuality in the past and currently watches gay porn. “He says that he’s not attracted to men, isn’t turned on by men, has no interest in dating men, but does have a ‘penis fetish,’ as he calls it,” the post begins.

Redditors responded with some interesting advice: “I’ve looked at porn with twinks before,” one man wrote, “but I also realize that it’s probably not something I’d be interested in outside of the Internet.” Another said, “I’m straight and happily married. I think penises are hot, but have no desire to go outside my marriage to explore it in real life. Looking at them once in a while is all it really takes.” So there you have it, ladies who worry about their man having a penis fetish. Let him have at it with gay porn—and consider getting a dildo or a strap on!

Have an itch you’ve been dying to scratch? Come indulge your fantasies right here!

Check out more advice to a woman concerned about her bf’s penis fetish: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/01/25/girlfriend-seeks-advice-boyfriend-admits-penis-fetish-fondness-gay-porn/

This is How Couples Reacted to Reading the Latest ’50 Shades’

50 shades of gray - 46 of them water based acrylics The latest installment of the BDSM classic Fifty Shades of Grey was released to eager fans last summer. Since then, Buzzfeed wanted to find out how couples would react to reading Grey to each other for the first time. Some couples imagined they’d be turned on, while others were already giggling at the sure to be over the top sex scenes. Here are some highlights of couples reacting to Grey (check out the hilarious video below).

“Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick,” reads one extremely amused girlfriend. It didn’t take long to notice that there seems to be three people in the relationship—“Grey, her, and his cock!” At a different point a gay guy astutely asks, “does it seem like this book was written by a fifth grader?” Then they read one of the racier—and for some, bewildering—parts in the book: “An image of her shackled to my bed, peeled ginger root inserted in her ass so she can clutch her buttocks…” And then there was this amazing observation about the heroine’s “cock-tightening grin”: “What an adjective!” a girlfriend exclaims. Last but not least, we’ll just leave you with this gem that had every couple lose it: “I’m going to make you cum like a freight train, baby!”

Want to have a kinky experience yourself? As long as you don’t refer to your cock in the third person, we say, “All aboard!”

Check out the video of couples reading Grey on Buzzfeed  or watch below:

A Pair of Identical Twins Share Everything—Including a Guy

set1147014Identical twins Lucy and Anna DeClinque are used to doing everything together. They work together, share the same clothes, talk alike and, yes, they even share a boyfriend! The pair is already kind of famous for the extensive plastic surgery they’ve undergone to look even more like each other. But when they recently appeared on an Australian talk show to discuss their unconventional relationship with one guy, the internet went nuts.

They explained that while they know sharing a guy may seem strange, they’re happy, he’s happy, and their family and friends accept the threesome. They all sleep together in an ultra-king sized bed, and yes, they all have sex together. “It just works,” explains the sisters. “He never favors one twin. If he kisses me, he’ll kiss my sister right after.” The boyfriend, a fraternal twin himself (and also one of the luckiest dudes alive!), understands the intense bond the sisters share—and he also probably doesn’t mind getting to fuck them both at the same time! We guess that kinky sitcom from the ’70s was right: “Three’s company too!”

Looking for a kinky experience? Here at NiteFlirt, we are all about “unconventional!”

Check out a video of the twins discussing their shared sex life here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/03/15/identical-twins-share-boyfriend

Woman Gets Arrested For Beating Boyfriend Over Bad Head

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: pjuniorPolice in Florida arrested a very drunk, very pissed off woman after she beat her boyfriend for giving her bad oral sex! Apparently, the two were involved in a hot 69 fest, when the man suddenly stopped prematurely. The Huffington Post reports that the man “told police that she became angry after he ‘finished first and stopped pleasuring her.'”

That’s when neighbors called the police to report a “disturbance”—which according to police involved the woman punching and scratching her lover, and threatening him with a stick and wrench (nothing ironic about that…). The enraged woman was arrested and put into a holding cell until she, ahem, cooled down (please, somebody give the woman a dildo!). Strangely, encounters like this have happened before: a different woman from the same Florida county got a felony charge for domestic battery after her boyfriend came before she did! Just goes to show, nice guys really do finish last!

In the mood for a hot, mutually satisfying encounter? The only way the cops are getting called here is for the good kind of disturbance involving loud noises!

Check out more about the woman who got arrested for beating her boyfriend over bad head here:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/29/jennie-scott-florida-arrested-oral-sex_n_2381876.html

Girlfriends Describe Their Boyfriends’ Dicks to Police Sketch Artist in Hilarious Video

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If you had to describe your boyfriend’s dick to a police sketch artist, how well do you think you’d do? Several girlfriends were put to the test when they tried to describe their partner’s member to a stranger in as much helpful detail as possible while their guys listened on. And as you can probably imagine, the results are pretty hilarious (watch the video below).

First thing’s first: circumcised or uncircumcised (most of the girlfriends knew the answer)? Next, describe the penis shape: “it’s shaped like a penis”; “it’s shaped like a can of beans.” How veiny is the cock? What does it look like hard? (one woman described her man’s as an elephant trunk; another said “a full GMO banana”). They had to give accurate girth, distinguishing characteristics such as moles, and even the color (“it changes color,” laughed one woman). And of course, the lady’s didn’t ignore the balls: they had to describe the color, shape (“you know that net that catches basketballs?”), whether they’re very wrinkly, and even the amount of sag. In the end, the lady’s were very satisfied with the police sketch artist’s likenesses—while some of the men were a bit more critical: “It’s definitely bigger than that!”

Looking to give your “mushroom with a little smile” some attention? We love full GMO bananas here!

Here is the hilarious video of girlfriends describing their boyfriends’ cocks to a police sketch artist.

Porn Stars’ Boyfriends Live Out Every Teenage Boys’ Dream

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_positionsVice recently sat down with the boyfriends of legendary porn stars Joanna Angel, Sydney Leathers, and Annie Cruz to discuss whether dating someone who has sex for a living is actually as awesome as it seems. And we’ll give you one guess what their response was—yup, all of them said “Hell yes!” That’s right, these dudes are most certainly having amazing sex with their hot porn-star girlfriends!

All three boyfriends agreed that to avoid jealousy, they had to understand that it’s just a job like any other. That’s why Aaron, the boyfriend of Joanna Angel, decided to start doing porn himself: once he got more familiar with the business side of the adult entertainment industry, he got a lot more comfortable with the idea of his girlfriend getting it on with lots of other people. Tyler, boyfriend of Sydney Leathers, said that he knows, “A lot of people want to fuck [his] girlfriend,” including an Indiana congressman who respectfully called him on his birthday to say: “Happy birthday, Master Tyler.” And Donald, Annie Cruz’s boyfriend, actually likes to be on set to watch as his girlfriend fucks other people! He said, “I’ve been on set before and watched her get plowed by a big Russian cock and gave her a high five. Like, ‘Yeah baby, get it!'”

And if you’re wondering what their sex life is like: “Everyone thinks we must have the greatest sex life. And we do have the greatest sex life!” Want to have some mind-blowing experiences yourself? Come live out every teenage boys’ fantasy right here with us!

What I Want in a Boyfriend/Husband/Lover

By Sexy HypnoGirl

I want a man who is strong and manly and who can defend me.
A man who takes care of Me in every way but is submissive when I need him to be.
A man who treats Me like his Princess. One who is soft spoken and kind.
A man who stands up for what he believes in and yet is ready to be My good boy. He never raises his voice or hand in anger to Me.
A man who can take charge in the bedroom and ravage Me. But he is also willing to trust Me to have My way with him when I want that.
A man who is ready at the drop of a hat when I am ready, but yet will come in and surprise Me and just have his way with Me.
A man who loves hypnosis as much as I do… who craves being placed under trance.
A man that makes good money so I never have to stress about bills again.
He must enjoy the same shows on TV so We/we can watch together.
A man who loves to cuddle as much as I do. That’s the type of man I want.