If bottoms had a penny for every time they experienced one of these sexual scenarios, they’d be rich. From the awkward moment a bottom realizes he’s taken home another bottom to taking a dangerously big dick in the butt, we guarantee bottoms everywhere will relate to these types of sex. Here are the most notorious (check out the full list below).
- The “Two Bottoms Don’t Make a Top” Sex
That moment when you realize you’re about to fuck another bottom—and someone’s got to take the top. Whoops! - The “Going In Dry Will Make Me Cry” Sex
Every bottom knows the horrors of underestimating how important lube is. As BuzzFeed says, “You could be looser than a wizard’s sleeve, but every bottom needs something to help drive that D home.” Preach! - The “Giant Dick In My Ass” Sex
The big dick is a thing of beauty—in theory. In practice, it can feel like your insides are being rearranged! - The “We Are Gathered Here Today For No Fucking Reason” Sex
“You saw him in the bar and wanted to take that dick home and set up a rodeo. Everything’s going great until… the top flops because he’s had a drink.” Wah wah wah. - The “Do You Actually Know What You’re Doing” Sex
A bottom’s worst nightmare: his rimming gave you a beard rash and then he starts jackhammering away like your butt’s a punching bag! - The “I Don’t Think We’re Done Yet You Bastard” Sex
This is when a top finishes himself and then rolls over like he’s off duty. Not so fast—get that dick back here! - The “I Didn’t Have Leg Day Planned Until Friday” Sex
“You got it given to you good and your back is well and truly blown out. Then you stand up and suddenly you’re Ariel taking her first steps with new legs.” Somebody get that bottom a wheelchair!
Want to have a truly memorable experience? You’ll be walking funny for days after we’re done with you!
Check out more types of sex every bottom has had: https://www.buzzfeed.com/
