Tag: Boris Johnson

UK Gives The Green Light For Hook Ups And Casual Sex

Boris Johnson has good news for horny Britons: casual sex will be allowed again for the first time this year. As part of the government’s latest lifting of lockdown measures, singles will be able to “socialize” indoors—i.e., meet up for sex. Social distancing rules for those who know each other will also be relaxed, meaning casual sex is back on.

Groups of six or two households will be allowed to meet indoors for the first time in months. Overnight visits will also be allowed, while outdoors the limit will rise to 30 in the most significant loosening yet. The PM hailed a “very considerable step on the road back to normality” as he discussed further plans for easing restrictions.

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Check out more about the UK giving the green light for hook ups and casual sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9563525/Casual-sex-allowed-17-Government-gives-green-light-people-meet-inside.html

UK Government Shocks Citizens With Indoor Sex Ban

If you thought the UK government learned their lesson the first time they tried a sex ban during the pandemic, you’d be bloody wrong. Britons have mocked the latest “sex ban” after ministers insisted couples in coronavirus hotspots who do not live together must stick to social distancing rules if they meet up outside even if they are in long term relationships. One social media user tweeted a video of a BBC reporter in Greenwich Park with the caption: “Boris Johnson announces that sex is banned indoors in London, we go live to Carol Kirkwood in Greenwich Park.”

Another tweeted “Bozo has a back-up plan” and showed a picture of a man driving a car. As social media users ridiculed the government’s policy, Twitter was plastered with images mocking the change. One posted a picture of a man in snow and said: “The UK Government in March ’21 trying to figure out why a ban on indoor sex led to a spike in winter deaths.”

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Check out more about the UK government creating an indoor sex ban: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8849967/Brits-joke-theyll-dodge-Boris-Johnsons-sex-ban-going-DOGGING.html

Brexit Is Destroying Sex Lives

2-215Sexually frustrated people in the UK have taken to Twitter to complain about how their sex drives have dwindled due to the stress Brexit is causing them. Some have even filed for divorce after their partner voted differently than they did. Some have remained with their partners, but feel too angry about things to have sex with them.

Luckily, these sexit-themed jokes about how “BoJo killed your mojo” have relieved some unfortunate tension: one tweet says, “In other words Hard Brexit or Soft Brexit?” Another writes, “These days my hard backstop is always a part of my withdrawal agreement.” But this tweet pretty much sums it up: “I find that I am getting screwed everyday with Brexit.”

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Check out more sexit-themed jokes on Twitter: https://mashable.com/article/brexit-sex-lives/