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Argentinian MP Kissed His Mistress’ Nipples During An Online Parliament Session

An Argentinian MP has resigned his seat after being suspended for kissing his girlfriend’s bare breasts during an online parliamentary session. The married MP shocked fellow lawmakers by letting a pretty blonde sit on his knee and appear to fondle him before bending down and kissing her right nipple after pulling down her black top. Moments after the sex scene was played out on a large screen, the parliament unanimously voted in favor of the naughty MP’s suspension

The man initially tried to play down the incident with a bizarre explanation linking his behavior to the woman’s recent boob job after his suspension. He explained in a radio incident: “Ten days ago she had breast enlargement and I asked her about her silicone implants. I asked her if I could give her a kiss and I kissed her on the boobs. That was it.” The MP later resigned his position after it was clear he was going to be fired.

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Check out more about an Argentinian MP kissing his mistress’ nipples during a parliament session: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8771979/Argentinian-MP-resigns-kissing-mistresss-breasts-online-parliamentary-session.html

Giant Boobs Floating In Amsterdam Canals To Celebrate Women’s Day

Amsterdam is celebrating women on International Women’s Day with a flock of giant breasts floating down its canals. A team of women created the installation to float on the Dutch capital’s canals to showcase a “delightful diversity of boobs.” In part, the boob-display is meant to promote “freeing the nipple” on social media and in public.

The boob’s creators say, “we believe all breasts are wonderfully equal. No judgment here.” A wide variety of breasts – small to big, fake to pierced, in an array of shapes and skin tones – are floating down the Amsterdam canals to highlight that “they’re just boobs.” They say, “Let’s set them free, and support their fundamental rights as funbags this International Women’s Day with the hashtag #JustBoobs.”

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Check out more about a boobs floating down Amsterdam’s canals on International Women’s Day: https://nltimes.nl/2019/03/08/giant-boobs-floating-amsterdam-canals-celebrate-womens-day

The X-Rated Furniture Of Catherine The Great Is Something You Need To See

Catherine the Great is not only a legendary Russian empress who ruled longer than any other female leader, but also one of history’s most notorious kinksters. She worked hard and she played hard—and even had a section of her castle decorated according to one of her biggest passions in life. Her beautiful, freaky, x-rated furniture is believed to have been destroyed during World War II, but a few photographs taken by German soldiers still remain (check them out below).

On one ornate chair, there’s a carving of a woman’s head sucking a giant cock. There’s also various scenes of women receiving oral sex (one which features the devil eating the puss!) with their heads thrown back in ecstasy. “THERE ARE GIANT WANGS, GROWING OUT OF GIANT BOOBS, HOLDING UP A CORNUCOPIA OF FINELY CRAFTED, CLASSICAL-ASS, BAROQUE-ASS, ROCOCO-ASS GENITALS WITH THEIR TORRENTIAL EJACULATIONS,” reports BuzzFeed. Who needs Ikea when you can have these naughty pieces of furniture?

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Check out Catherine the Great’s erotic furniture: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mandycaruso/the-x-rated-furniture-of-catherine-the-great-is-something

Museum of Sex Patron Sues After Injury On the Boob Bounce House

Cum_2_Sabrina02 It seems an attraction that’s part of the Museum of Sex’s “Pleasures of the Erotic Playground” isn’t all that pleasurable. A Ralph Lauren executive is suing because of an accident on the boob bounce house. The mishap happened while bouncing between two boobs at the Jump for Joy Attraction.

“She was bouncing between the two boobs and then she didn’t bounce up,” explained a source who witnessed the accident. The woman claims she needs dental implants and surgery to repair her nose, and is seeking unspecified damages for the medical treatment and the emotional trauma she suffered. The once joyful attraction has closed for repair on two occasions since the incident, which is such a shame because, really, boobs give so much joy!

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Here’s more about about a woman suing after an accident on the boob bounce house: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4700968/Woman-sues-Museum-Sex-accident-bounce-house.html

Scientists Discover Surprising Truth About Boob Preference

Boobs: guys love them. And recently, a team of European scientists received funding to study the everlasting male obsession with female breasts. In a report aptly titled “Men’s preferences for women’s breast size and shape in four cultures,” published in the Journal of Evolution and Human Behavior, a team of researchers (both male and female) report that it might be shape, not size, that appeals to men when appraising a breast’s attractiveness.

The study also found that, surprisingly, bigger isn’t necessarily better—it seems firmness is the most important quality for men, which is why shape is so essential. Scientists think the research might shine light on the evolutionary reason why men are so infatuated with boobs, since breast shape can give important clues about a woman’s fertility. So, there you have it: since the dawn of man, dudes have admired boobs.

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Check out more about the boob preference study: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/inverse/breast-obsessed-scientist_b_13462238.html

Pamela Anderson’s Hypocritical Anti-Porn Stance

If you had to guess the most unlikely person to jump on the anti-porn bandwagon, Pamela Anderson would probably come to mind. Everyone knows the blonde bombshell has profited off her “leaked” sex tape, not to mention has made a career over sexualizing herself. So it comes as a bit of a shock to hear her publicly condemn pornography in a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed, co-authored with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

In the op-ed, they claim the Anthony Weiner (Weinergate) scandal is the result of the “public hazard” known as porn addiction. Aside from the fact that porn has literally nothing to do with Weiner’s seemingly compulsive need to send dick pictures to women on the internet, this type of old-world moralizing basically just puppets the same tired rhetoric that conservative, religious politicians use. And this coming from a woman who capitalized on her sex symbol status for years, starting off as a Playboy bunny, and starring in soft core porn flicks like Barb Wire. If Pamela Anderson really believes “porn is for losers,” she might want to rethink her entire career that has been built almost entirely on getting people off.

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Check out more about Pamela Anderson’s hypocritical anti-porn stance here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/03/porn-industry-shocked-by-pamela-anderson-s-hypocritical-anti-porn-crusade.html

This Dude Got Breast Implants to Win a $100,000 Bet

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to win a bet? Well, if your name is Brian Zembic, an American “gambler/magician,” you’ve lived in a box on fifth avenue for a week, lived in a friend’s bathroom for a month, slept under the fifty-ninth street bridge with $10,000 wrapped around your ankle for a week, and—most impressively—gotten breast implants! Here’s his story, recounted on a recent episode of the show “Botched.”

“There’s very few things I wouldn’t do on a bet,” explained Zembic. This proved true one night in 1997 when, after admiring his friend’s girlfriend’s breast implants and then boasting “If I had boobs like hers, I can get just as much attention as she would,” his friend offered him $100,000 to prove his claim. And so he asked his plastic surgeon/gambler friend if it could be done, and then proceeded to beat him in a game of backgammon to get the procedure for free. “They really did look nice,” said Zembic about his newly acquired breasts that he’s had ever since. “And now I can see why women do certain poses, like push their boobs together or turn to the side so they look good.”

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Check out more about the man who got breast implants to win a bet: https://jezebel.com/did-you-hear-about-the-dude-who-got-breast-implants-to-1777875957

Women Holding a Coke Between Their Tits Is the Hottest New Thing on the Internet

Doing outlandish things on the internet to raise money for various worthwhile causes is nothing new (ALS ice bucket challenge, anyone?). So even though the latest internet craze that’s meant to raise money for breast cancer isn’t original, its methods are definitely shrewd…and sexy! Women across the globe are uniting to get in on the challenge: hold a can or bottle of your choice between your tits to raise money for breast cancer—because let’s face it, boobs will get attention on the internet.

The #HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge has propelled women and celebrities far and wide to grab a sugary bevie, slip it in nature’s pocket, and snap a photo to share on social media. The challenge was created by an adult entertainment talent-scouting agency called Elite Talent Referral, and it’s gotten so popular that even Kate Upton got in on the fun (see her hot photo below). Even dudes are taking the challenge! Exactly how this challenge raises money is unclear, and why people think they’d need to “raise awareness” for a disease as widely known as breast cancer is just baffling. But, when women are willing to show their lovely lady lumps for a good cause, we say just go with it.

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Check out photos of #HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge here!

NEWS: Japanese Dolls Dispense Drinks From Their Breasts

Japan, land of sushi, immaculately clean sidewalks, and uncannily real-looking sex dolls. Now Japan’s love of hot, life-like dolls has gone one step further (if that’s possible). In something straight out of A Clockwork Orange, the newest trend at happening Japanese parties is dolls that dispense drinks from their huge, perfectly shaped breasts.

The $5,000 latex dolls are beautiful, human-looking, and wear only a server’s bow-tie and a seductive smile. Thirsty (horny) guests squeeze their tit, and a tasty beverage pours out of the doll’s nipple. And the video below shows party-goers really getting into it: massaging the doll’s breast and rubbing her hard nipple. We’re surprised no one’s shown taking shots straight from her boob!

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NEWS: No More Fuss for the Bust!

This is epic news for the ladies. The necessity of wearing a bra to keep your bosoms lifted and perky could all be a sham, according to French doctor, Jean-Denis Rouillon. Rouillon studied 330 women over 15 years. What a pimp! In his 15 years of research he found that women who wore a bra on a regular basis would notice the twins heading down south more than women that went commando.

“Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity,” Rouillon said in a radio interview Wednesday. “On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra.” This is totally liberating, but for us ladies with Nat Geo nipples we may still have to rock a bra with certain material. While on the subject of nipples, Rouillon also noted that for women who didn’t wear bras, ”on average their nipples lifted seven millimeters in one year in relation to the shoulders.” Think of all of the money women will save, and all of the boners it will cause!

I have full intentions to trailblaze the sans bra fashion this summer. If it stirs up any controversy my response will be “It’s what the French are doing!” Happy Friday!

On a completely separate and unrelated note: Ryan Gosling. You’re welcome…
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