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Man’s 12-Hour Erection Possibly Caused By Too Much Weed

It turns out toking up might mean you can’t get it down. A man was recently treated twice in one month for prolonged erections that may have been caused by marijuana use. The first time the man’s boner lasted 12 hours after getting high; two weeks later it lasted for six hours.

Doctors diagnosed the man with priapism, or an erection that lasts more than four hours and is not related to sexual activity. The care-giving team said the otherwise-healthy man admitted to getting high several nights per week, which included a two-hour period of getting those tough-to-soften hard-ons. “Marijuana is a vasodilator so it could lead to over-dilation of the penile vessels,” says a urologist. They add, “Everything here is hypothetical until validated by research.”

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Check out more about a man’s 12-hour erections that might be weed-related: https://nypost.com/2020/02/21/mans-painful-12-hour-erection-possibly-caused-by-too-much-weed/

This Dominatrix Gets Off On Putting Men’s Dicks Under Lock and Key

Penis cages are all the rage in the BDSM community, according to bondage professional Elise Graves. She really gets off on using various devices for restricting a man’s junk—from medieval-inspired chastity belts to modern penis cages that can only be opened with a lock and key. “For me…I typically like the idea of controlling a man’s kind of most prized possession,” she says.

“There is a cock cage, and there’s something called a ‘keyholder.’ A person cannot get out of their cage unless I choose to allow that,” she explains. Some of them are designed that even if a person could get a boner, there’s no way to relieve that. Graves explains that fetishists like the feeling of being owned, or the humiliation or punishment involved. For BDSM enthusiasts, as Grave says, “it’s a pretty versatile form of play.”

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Check out more about BDSM penis cages: https://nypost.com/video/this-babe-gets-off-putting-the-family-jewels-under-lock-and-key/

Monogamy Killed The Penis Bone In Humans, New Research Suggests

Even though we call erections “boners,” ironically, human men don’t actually have penis bones. For decades scientists have wondered why, but a new study might finally answer the mystery. As it turns out, monogamy killed the penis bone.

The study ultimately discovered “a clear [relationship] between the bone’s length and a species’ promiscuity: more promiscuous species had longer bacula,” writes The Economist. And the longer the penis bone, the more likely a man would keep the female away from his competition while he impregnated her. “What scientists now theorize is that humans lost their penis bones when monogamy became prevalent, about 1.9 million years ago. They no longer had the pressing need to keep away the competition by fucking for a long time,” reports Gizmodo. So there you have it, guys—you lost your dick bone, but gained true love.

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Check out more about how monogamy killed the penis bone: https://gizmodo.com/new-research-suggests-monogamy-killed-the-penis-bone-in-1790075764

There’s Now An App To Track Your Boners

Morning Glory is the latest daily fitness tracker—except instead of logging your steps, it tracks your boners. Each morning, users are asked the same pressing question: “Did you wake up with morning wood?” While the app seems silly—in fact, the first entry on the site’s FAQ is “Are you kidding me with this?”—its aim is to get people to take erectile dysfunction seriously.

“Apparently, the first cock’s crow is a key indicator of a man’s overall health,” reports NY Post. In other words, waking up with a stiffie means everything’s normal with a guy’s hormone balance and blood flow. Morning Glory’s putting the “cock” in “cock-a-doodle-doo!”

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Check out more about the app that tracks morning wood: https://nypost.com/2018/02/06/this-app-tracks-your-erections/

Antonio Brown Had Some Boner Problems on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

Steeler’s wide receiver Antonio Brown just couldn’t contain his excitement while dancing with his sexy partner on “Dancing With the Stars”—literally. After a smoking dance routine, which involved lots of flirtatious kissing, touching and rubbing, the host immediately asked how he managed to stay, um, in control through it all. And, not surprisingly, the conversation went straight to Boner Town.

“I mean, [you] don’t need coaching on sexiness. We just call that flat out delicious,” said the host to a blushing Brown about the ridiculous chemistry on the dance floor. Then she said to the hot, red-headed dancer, “So the best part about this is you basically became a coach for Antonio, teaching him rubbing, touching…” Antonio admitted that the week he spent preparing for the performance was “a little difficult” because of “blood flow.” The host added “booming. Boom.ing!” Well, that’s one way to keep up your energy during practice!

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Check out the video of Antonio Brown’s boner problems on “Dancing With the Stars” here: https://deadspin.com/antonio-brown-had-some-boner-problems-while-training-fo-1767966069

Men Confess How They Really Feel About Their Dicks

Dicks are great, but let’s be real: the way men feel about theirs varies as much as the dicks themselves. Some men want a bigger dick, some (young) men wish they could have more control over their boners, and yes, some men even wish theirs was smaller. Whatever you’re packing down there, these confessions from real men will prove that dicks are so much more than just a body part.

“The reason I’m still a virgin is because I’m scared my penis is too small.”
This makes us so sad. What this poor virgin should know is that his fear is totally in his head—cause whatever he’s got in his pants is probably just fine!
“Yep. My penis is small. Your point being?”
That’s more like it! Penis size—like age—is just a state of mind!
“Having a big penis really isn’t that good. Wearing jeans hurts like hell to wear!”
Ouch! Bigger isn’t always better!
“Because I’m insecure I tell girls I have a really small dick so when we have sex they see my average dick and tell me it’s big. Pretty childish but it helps.”
You know what’s a huge turn on before you have sex?: feeling comfortable in your own skin.
“People keep asking what’s up this morning…my penis. My penis is up.”
Morning wood is nature’s alarm clock! Better get to work (and we don’t mean your 9 to 5!).
“I’ve shown more people my penis on Whisper than times I’ve left my house this week.”
Hopefully it’s been a slow week….
“My penis is AVERAGE! I thought I was WAY below average…NOPE! I am 5.3 inches. Which so happens to be EXACTLY AVERAGE!
This confession proves that you probably think your dick is smaller than it actually is.
“When I get bored I act like I’m driving a car and my cock is the shifter.”
Talk about pleasure riding!
“Confession: I would suck my own cock if I could.”
Confession: yes, you would, and you’ve probably already tried it…many, many times!

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Meet the Man Who Took 35 Viagra Pills and Got a 5-Day Erection

Have you ever eaten a super hot chili pepper or jumped into a freezing body of water for laughs? Well, one man thought it would be hilarious to take 35 viagra pills just to see what happened—and ended up with a 5-day boner! After drinking with his buddies and popping Viagra for kicks, the man’s vision turned green (a Viagra side effect called cyanopsia) and he reported “a massive erection that would not go away” to his wife, who immediately took him to the hospital.

After a 36 hour stay, the man was discharged and instructed to stay on bed rest—but unfortunately for him, his cock didn’t much feel like resting! He told The Sun, “It wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life—and it was no use to me.” The man ended up with a 5-day erection, which luckily for him was the worst of his problems. There have been many documented cases where those who have overdosed on Viagra have not fared nearly as well. For starters, there’s the very serious 4-hour erection known as priapism that can cause permanent erectile disfunction if not treated soon enough. Fortunately for this guy, the nurses and medics laughing at his boner was his worst side effect.

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Here’s more about the guy who got a 5-day boner.

Study Shows Condoms Don’t Make Men Lose Their Boners

Have you ever blamed a condom for making you lose your boner? Well, new evidence shows the condom is not the culprit after all. A study that surveyed around 500 straight guys aged 18-24 found that the ones who thought the condom was making them go soft were more likely to be suffering from general erectile dysfunction regardless of whether they used a condom or not. It seems the problem isn’t physical but psychological.

One 24-year old thought the condom was making him lose sensitivity, which in turn made him lose his erection—and that only added to the pressure and self-consciousness he felt to perform. One researcher of the study explained, “men who first experience loss of erection when they use condoms might worry about [difficulty] experiencing erections more generally and hence be more vulnerable [to erectile problems].” To make matters worse, a third of the participants didn’t know how to properly put on a condom: “They’re a struggle to put on, especially after a few drinks, and then usually end up inside out, so have to be reapplied by which time either you’ve gone floppy or it’s just horrendously awkward and the moment is lost,” the 24-year old said. Well, besides de-villainizing condoms, this study proves one thing for sure: the importance and need for better sexual education.

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You can check out more about the condom-associated boner problem here.