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Sheriff Joe Tricked Into Saying He’d Let Trump Give Him A Blowjob

24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zSacha Baron Cohen has hoodwinked another conservative celebrity into saying something completely inappropriate. This time, it’s “America’s toughest sheriff” Joe Arpaio saying he would let Trump give him a blowjob. Cohen, playing the part of a Finnish YouTube star, asked: “If Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, ‘Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blowjob,’ would you say yes?”

“I may have to say yes,” Arpaio said. Trump pardoned the former Arizona sheriff after he was convicted of criminal contempt for ignoring a court order to stop detaining people based on race. Later in the interview, Cohen asked Arpaio if he knew Trump had had a “golden shower.” Arpaio admitted he became suspicious when the interview questions turned to sex: “I started to get a little angry, a little sad, but I went through it,” he told the Arizona Republic.

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Check out more about Sacha Baron Cohen tricking Sheriff Joe into saying he’d let Trump give him oral sex: https://nypost.com/2018/08/06/sacha-baron-cohen-tricks-sheriff-joe-into-saying-hed-let-trump-perform-oral-sex-on-him/

8 Sex Tips Everyone Should Know About

threesome-sex-positions_1447521164When it comes to giving head and fucking well, BuzzFeed Brazil readers have some helpful suggestions. Whether you’re into pussy or dick—or both!—here are 8 sex tips everyone should know about. Then the next time you’re eating pussy, giving a blowjob, or fucking, put these tips into action (see full list below)!

  1. Remember: the clit is sensitiveGo slow and be gentle at first. “Oral sex has to be like a well-placed kiss: moist, unhurried, and organized,” says a reader.
  2. If she’s not saying much, everything is probably good“When a woman is really quiet, sometimes even silent or only lightly moaning, it’s almost always a good sign! Women like this to be a truly intimate moment, with no pressure and especially no rush!” Silence is golden!
  3. “Like that” means “exactly like that,” not “faster”“Rhythm is everything! You’re better off trying to keep the same rhythm than thinking that you need to samba all over the place with your tongue! Did you hear that little gasp?” KEEP IT UP!
  4. When giving a blowjob, don’t forget the happy place“Sucking the balls is essential, but then use your tongue to trace that little line between the scrotum and anus (aka the perineum). That’s when he’ll really lose his mind.” Good tip!
  5. Know about the male G-spotThe male G-spot, aka the prostate, is about one finger-length from the entrance of the anus. Use light pressure and massage with your finger as if you were pointing up towards the penis. “If you do this while sucking him too, watch out for surprise ejaculation, because he won’t be able to control himself.”
  6. For sex, one good lay is better than a lot of average onesQuality over quantity!
  7. Know your own body “If you don’t know your own body, there’s no way you can expect someone else to get familiar with it, so figure yourself out!” What the world needs now is self-love, sweet self-love!
  8. Sex isn’t just penetrationA lot of women say the best part is actually the foreplay, so remember not to skimp on all the hot action before the main event.

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Check out more sex tips everyone should know: https://www.buzzfeed.com/deliacai/kiss-that-vulva

5 Flavored Lubes To Spice Up Your Sex Life

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasms8Sure, you know how amazing lube is, but do you know about the pleasures of flavored lube? They’re great for blowjobs and can be used whenever you get a hankering for something extra delicious in the bedroom. From coconut to strawberry, these will definitely add some flavor to your sex life—literally.

  1. Wet Raspberry Pomegranate Flavored Gel Lube
    Not only will this make you feel like you’ve been transported to the tropics, it won’t stain your sheets and can be easily rinsed away with water.
  2. Aloe Cadabra Pina Colada Lubricant
    This tasty Pina Colada lube is water-based and 100% sex toy friendly. It’s like an island vacation, in your pants!
  3. Wet Kiwi Strawberry Flavored Lube
    This one’s like a delicious popsicle you can enjoy in bed any time of the year! It’s non-staining and latex-friendly.
  4. Passion Watermelon Lubricant
    This refreshing watermelon lube is sure to make your next fuck-fest even more passionate.
  5. Sliquid Cherry Vanilla Lubricant
    This top-rated cult classic on Amazon is delicious and long-lasting.

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Check out more of the best flavored lubes: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/183102/best-flavored-lube#slide-5

Jada Pinkett Reveals She Uses The ‘Grapefruit’ Oral Sex Technique

4116249488_e44da870f4_zWho can forget Auntie Angel’s infamous tutorial on giving a blowjob with the “Grapefruit Technique“? Auntie Angel and her sticky sweet oral sex trick both became internet famous—but now Jada Pinkett Smith is claiming her husband Will Smith taught it to her ten years ago. “It has been around for a minute,” Jada said about the technique.

“And Will was the first one to tell me about it years ago…ten years ago,” she said with a laugh. Jada Pinkett had audiences buckling over in laughter when she performed the technique in her movie Girls Trip. She revealed the juicy secret when asked about “that” grapefruit scene in the film. Well, it seems Auntie Angel’s technique has even more street cred now!

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Check out more about Jada Pinkett discussing the ‘Grapefruit Technique’: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4834904/Will-Smith-taught-Jada-grapefruit-technique.html

Porn In 2007 Vs. Porn In 2017

LetsTalkSexPornhub recently celebrated its 10th birthday, so to mark the occasion it released statistics on how porn has changed in the last decade (spoiler alert: a lot!). It found that the top three categories of all time are Amateur, Gay, and Blowjob, with Amateur remaining a big hit since Pornhub’s launch in 2007. Teen is also a popular category, but MILF has stayed popular longer, reigning supreme as the most searched category from 2012 to 2014.

But in 2015, the Lesbian category rose through the ranks to the top spot and has yet to be out-searched. Other interesting data: back in 2007, the average user would spend a grand total of 13 minutes and 46 seconds watching porn, while in 2017 the average user spends four minutes less time on the site, thanks to broadband internet. The site has also gone from 134 hours of uploaded porn to a whopping 476,000 hours of video. All that porn should make for some good celebrating!

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Check out more about porn in 2007 vs. porn in 2017: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/this-is-how-porn-has-changed-in-the-last-10-years

Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

vladtrumpStephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset that the joke inadvertently attacked gay sexuality, and Trump supporters are mad that the President was accused of sucking dick!

During his opening monologue, Colbert made a joke implying Trump performs oral sex on Russian President Vladimir Putin. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert quipped. The joke suggests Trump giving head to Putin is somehow demeaning, because the punchline involves gay sex between two men, which many are calling homophobic. And Trump supporters don’t like the President being attacked through a gay sex joke. The hashtag #FireColbert has since been making the rounds on Twitter by both liberals and conservatives, leading his fans to wish that it was his character from the Colbert Report who made the joke, instead of him.

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Check out more about Colbert’s homophobic oral sex joke: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stephen-colbert-homophobic-joke/

Italian Actress Makes Good On BJs Promised To Referendum Voters

Image Source: Social Football Club
Image Source: Social Football Club

An Italian actress who promised to give head to anyone who voted against an important referendum is now keeping her word. After the country voted against it, Paola Saulino has been hard at work on her national “pompatour” tour, which is Italian slang for “blowjob” tour. The actress and nude selfie enthusiast made her promise very explicit on social media, saying, “I will practice oral sex with due and careful craftsmanship, thus fulfilling my duty, without losing even a drop of your essence, strictly looking at you in the eye. All this to those who will vote no in the referendum.”

If the social media hype’s true, she’s been keeping her word, having first made 10 tour stops in Rome, with plans to continue on to at least 10 more cities. Saulino wrote on Instagram, “First step of #pompatour is gone! … A little bit tired by [sic] everything is ok. … This year is started in a best way as possible.” She also claimed there were 51 people at the Rome event, and one commenter who claimed to have been there said it was very “discreet” and that he had to “hand over the phone prior to entering,” so no photos or videos are online. While Saulino considers herself as nonpartisan, Italy should really salute her impressive patriotism.

 

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Check out more about the Italian actress promising to give BJs to referendum voters: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/paola-saulino-italian-actress-blowjob-tour/

Ravers Protest Over Glory Holes

glory holeEvery raver knows the essentials of a killer party: speaker-thumping music, crazy get-ups, laser lights and Day-Glo, and of course, glory holes! That’s why hundreds of protesters have taken up camp in Montreal’s nightlife district to protest the lack of glory holes at raves. They’re hoping to pressure promoters into getting “on the right side of history,” which means, as one raver says, “one where glory holes are plentiful and ubiquitous.”

Event organizers say they have nothing against letting ravers have a party all night with glory holes—but legally, they’re simply not allowed to. “Right now, it’s illegal to give blow jobs to strangers in venues that are open to the public,” says a promoter. The event organizers are encouraging the ravers to pack up their camps and take it to the man: “Culture is downstream from politics, and so if you want a random person to wrap their lips around your dick, you got to email your politicians and tell them that you won’t vote for them unless they’re pro glory hole.” But the ravers aren’t convinced, saying the only way they’ll leave is if the promoters give them a blowjob—without or without a glory hole.

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Check out more about ravers protesting over glory holes here: https://www.ravenews.ca/en/read/2016/january/12/

The Most Graphic Adult Coloring Book For Gay Men

Texas-based artist and illustrator Nathan Rapport wanted to create an X-rated coloring book to help gay men consider their relationship with casual sex. It’s called “Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me,” and it was brought to life as a way for the artist to reflect on his promiscuity after a painful breakup. “I knew the concept was very universal, and not specific to queer people, though I was presenting my own personal, very queer experience and perspective,” Rapport told The Huffington Post.

The book presents a variety of ménage à trois scenarios that come out of the artist’s real life experiences with gay group sex. In one image, one guy gets fucked doggy style while giving another guy a blowjob. In another, one guy gets a blowjob as five other guys watch and engage in some ass play. The images all incorporate song lyrics about relationships as a way to juxtapose the erotic images with a heavier, more emotional context. “This was always much more than simply a dirty coloring book with a bunch of naked guys. The imagery is very graphic, yes, but I felt it needed to be, as the lyrical imagery is so potent with raw emotion and they needed to balance and compliment each other in a way that made sense.” So far, the book has really caught on with the gay community who are looking for a fun way to process how casual sex can be used to heal from heartbreak.

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Check out more about the coloring book for gay men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-the-most-nsfw-coloring-book-weve-ever-seen-and-its-brilliant_5697df5fe4b0b4eb759d876f

The History Behind Cosmo’s Infamous Donut Blowjob

Pink_frosted_sprinkled_donutCosmopolitan is famous for its weird, creative, and totally unrealistic sex tips. The magazine has prompted its readers to incorporate such items as a string of pearls, an electric toothbrush, a scrunchie, refrigerated marbles, tomato sauce, and a mango slice into their bedrooms. But their outrageous cover that featured a glazed donut to be used during a blowjob literally took the cake. In tip No. 30, an anonymous boyfriend said, “My girlfriend gets a glazed donut and sticks my penis through the hole. She nibbles around it, stopping to suck me every once in a while. The sugar beads from her mouth tingle on my tip.”

The tip has since come to be known as the most infamous Cosmo sex tip ever written, with authors such as Tom Wolfe, Maureen Dowd, and performance artist Anna Pulley all mocking or satirizing the ridiculous line in their work. But even more outrageous than the tip itself was the way the magazine embraced the donut blowjob’s cult status, reprinting the sex tip several times (including in three books) and even adding a new piece about a study suggesting that the smell of donuts “increases penile blood flow” in men. For all of the magazine’s ludicrous sex tips, you have to hand it to Cosmo for whole-heartedly embracing a spirit of endless sexual experimentation—naysayers and prudes be damned!

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Check out the history of Cosmo’s donut blowjob.