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Pornhub Will Blow Your Leaves For Free

Pornhub wants to show their fans some appreciation—by offering to blow them for free. The porn mega-site is now offering free leaf blowing services to residents in Upstate New York. “Pornhub wants to blow you for free!! Well, your lawn actually,” Pornhub tweeted. “If you live in Dutchess County, NY email bl***@*****ub.com with your contact info+proof of address and we’ll blow you…r leaves off your lawn!”

The smut site partnered with Dutchess Lawns in Poughkeepsie for the three-day campaign aptly titled, “Pornhub Blows America.” The company saw over 500 requests for service, sending trucks emblazoned with the Pornhub logo and workers in Pornhub T-shirts to blow lawns all around Upstate New York. Pornhub said they hope to extend the leaf blowing service to other locations in the future.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s free leaf blowing service: https://nypost.com/2018/11/07/pornhub-will-blow-your-leaves-for-free/

Florida Cops Could Be Fired For Fucking On the Job

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Some Florida cops could get fired for getting a little too frisky with their handcuffs. The two veteran police officers were caught fucking and sexting while on duty. An internal investigation has uncovered video evidence and naughty pictures of the cops while in uniform, which the Jupiter Police Department say is “conduct unbecoming an officer” and grounds for termination.

It seems one officer filmed himself receiving oral sex from the other officer on her phone. He also took a photo of himself wearing his SWAT uniform with his dick out, which he sent to the female officer. She in turn sent him a photo of herself exposing her breasts in her uniform shirt. These cops’ x-rated behavior while in the line of duty has led the force to question “their performance as police officers…not their relationship.” Well, it’s clear who the “bad cops” are in this scenario—so naughty!

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Check out more about the cops getting it on while in the uniform: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cops-fired-sex-on-duty_us_58a5e060e4b045cd34bf7c3e

5 Things They Teach You At Blowjob School

woman-609252_640 Have you ever been curious about what goes down at those blowjob workshops? Well, thanks to the sex educators and other experts from around the country who’ve generously shared their expertise, now you can find out! Here’s their best advice from BJ classes.

Start slow
A sex and kink coach says, “Just let them experience the warmth of your breath and wetness of your tongue then gently begin to suck. Anticipation will make your partner even hotter.” Ooh, the anticipation!
Use lube
People often think that their own saliva is enough to do the trick, but sexperts advise starting off with some lube to get things nice and wet. They also recommend sucking on hard, sugar-free candy to build up the saliva in your mouth, then “after a few minutes, you may build up enough of your own juices to keep the action going.”
Get hands-on
According to sex educators, this is the trick to a great blowjob: “Remember: A good blow job is 50 percent hands. https://www.niteflirt.com/goody/search?text=handjobUsing your hands, with even pressure and friction in concert with your mouth, does more than what your mouth can do on its own.”
Know your curves to maximize deep-throating
Deep throating is 10 percent inspiration and 90 percent working with the curve and angle of your partner’s dick. For example, if you’re working with a dick that’s curved or angled upward, “have them lie down on a bed, kneel next to them facing their feet, and lean down until you’re comfortable. From there, open your throat like you would for a yawn ― now your partner’s penis can slide down your throat at a more comfortable and natural angle.” Like a glove!
Don’t forget “the boys”
Seriously—don’t! At blowjob workshops, sexperts encourage you to get well acquainted with the balls if you want to give a good blowjob: “I encourage starting your blow job here, actually; spending a bit of time with ‘the boys’ helps boost his arousal before you start bobbing.”

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Check out more tips from blowjob school: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/blow-job-school-lessons_us_58894b3fe4b0737fd5cb8621

The Virtual Blow Job Is Here

For the first time in history, you can have virtual sex online. The webcam company CamSoda is introducing simulated blow jobs using teledildonic technology. A cam girl gives a blow job to a dildo that collects “sensory data,” which is then transferred to a sleeve the client wears. So, according to CamSoda, by using this technology “you feel exactly what the girls are doing on the device.”

Teledildonics works by multiple sensors that feel pressure and then relay the information to a sleeve over the internet. The vibrator gets “feedback” such as speed and intensity from the sleeve. And because you can see the girl giving a blow job while feeling what’s happening at the same time, it’s supposedly like it’s really happening. This technology could be a game changer for couples in long distance relationships and for those who want to have sex but don’t have someone to do it with—given you have a cock, that is.

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8 Naughty Halloween Costumes For Men

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What is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? From every iteration of a “sexy” costume to ones that are basically just a dirty joke, Halloween seems to make everyone randy. Here are 8 naughty Halloween costumes for men that will have you asking Trick or Treat?

Adult Genie In a Lamp
The lamp around your waist reads “Rub Me!” It’ll take magic for that one to work…

Shocker Costume

Yup: a giant hand holding up two fingers (for the pink) and a pinky (for the stink). The product description on this one reads, “Those three fingers will leave you well remembered among the ladies.” Or maybe they’ll just be shocked?

Free Willie Adult Costume
This one takes a beloved children’s movie starring an adorable whale and turns it into a dick joke. Not sure the ladies will be cheering for you in the end in this costume…

Wanna See My Nuts
It’s a tree costume with a cute squirrel popping out from the groin area. Are we noticing a trend here with punny dick jokes?

Down For the Count
Take Dracula and a horny vampire who loves to give blow-
jobs and you’ve got the perfect costume!

The Fire Extinguisher
It’s a fireman’s costume—but with a hose for a dick! Don’t see many women putting out your fire with this.

Adult Droopers Costume
It’s a dude dressed up as an old lady wearing a “Droopers” crop top (like the Hooters one)–only with fake droopy tits hanging down!

Hung Like a Horse
Strap a horse’s head to your crotch and you’re good to go!

Looking for a little naughtiness yourself? You don’t need a dirty costume to get a good treat this Halloween!

Check out more naughty Halloween costumes for men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sexual-male-humor-costumes_us_57f2b7d6e4b0d0e1a9a923b6?

Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

If your wife catches you blowing another guy on a boat, the correct response is to apologize. Profusely. What you should never do is kick your wife off your jet ski and then abandon her on a sandbar! These were the unfortunate events that took place recently at a swinger’s beach resort. Pamela Doster caught her husband Michael giving and receiving oral sex with another man near a popular nude beach in Florida.

Both drunk, they began arguing atop a Sea-Doo, when the man allegedly threw his wife off the vehicle—four separate times. After hitting her head on the jet ski on the last toss, Pamela refused to re-board, so her husband took her to a sandbar and left her there. He called 911 when he returned to shore, and Pamela was picked up by authorities—wearing nothing but a life vest. Tragically, she died in a hospital a few days later. Police arrested the husband on battery charges and they’re still looking for the blow job recipient for questioning. They can file this one under “When Getting Blown Goes Wrong.”

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Check out more about the tragic blow job jet ski death: https://gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016

How Do People In Tiny Homes Have Sex?

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Tiny homes are what open floor plans used to be, and as HGTV will attest, people are more than happy to abandon their mortgage in favor of an affordable, tiny home. But with beds often lofted just feet from the ceiling, showers barely big enough for one person, and combined living rooms and kitchens with hardly any furniture, the big question remains: how do these people fuck? As Cosmopolitan recently reported, quite well, actually! The trick is to get resourceful.

Alex Gore, co-founder of the tiny homes company F9 Productions, believes that the lack of space in a tiny home can actually open up more possibilities sexually. He explains that features you might take for granted in a regular home are actually great for sex, such as stairs, which are perfect for doggy-style. There’s also special features in tiny homes like strategically placed handles affixed to the ceilings and walls that come in handy for getting it on in some very imaginative ways. One tiny home owner in Colorado mentioned the wall behind his wet bar, which he says provides a great place for a blow job. And some people even use their hammock as a sex swing! As these home-owners say, “Use what you’ve got” and definitely get creative with it!

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Check out more about how people in tiny homes fuck on Cosmopolitan

The 7 Best Sex Toys For Gay Guys

If you’re a gay man, you’ve maybe considered at times how much better a good sex toy is than a boyfriend. As the Gaily Grind says, “A vibrator will never need Viagra to stay hard, will never lie about where it’s been, doesn’t expect you to cook for it, doesn’t care who you sleep with and will never give you an STI!” Whether or not you’re single, here are 7 sex toys better than having a boyfriend.

Butt Banger
This high quality vibrator offers you one sweet, lifelike ass, complete with realistic looking cock and balls! The flesh-like, super tight anal opening stretches to over 24 inches, and has a subtly ribbed interior that increases friction for more explosive orgasms.
Beginner’s Anal Fantasy Kit
This kit lets beginners and anal sex pros alike explore the exciting world of anal play! It includes such important backdoor staples as a prostate stimulator, anal beads, beaded probe stick, textured finger sleeve, and a butt plug.
Rude Boy
This vibrating prostate stimulator is the ultimate in orgasmic pleasure!
Aneros Vibrator
This has been dubbed the “Male G-spot Massager” for its ability to produce intense internal orgasms through prostate stimulation.
10 Function Vibrating Anal Wand
This flexible, 10 function anal wand bends in every direction you want it to, and has 10 different vibration patterns!
Autoblow2
The new Autoblow2 comes with three beaded rings, and its design delivers continuous blow job action. Its all-metal motor is rated to last more than five hundred hours of use. You’ll never want a boyfriend with this perfect sex toy!
Colt Big Boy Plug
This is the perfect butt plug for beginners. The smooth, teardrop shape allows it to slip nicely inside the sphincter, and then once inside, it expands to a thrilling 2.25!”

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Check out more about the best sex toys for gay men here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/04/06/15-sex-toys-that-are-better-than-having-a-boyfriend/

Lifeguard Gets Embarrassing Email From Boss About His Huge Dick

One of the best things about public pools is getting to check out the hot lifeguards on duty. That is, unless you are the pool’s manager, who has to deal with complaints about your employee’s, um, sizable flotation device. That’s right, a 20-year-old lifeguard recently shared the embarrassing email he received from his boss about his too tight swim trunks.

The boss writes: “We have received a few complaints in the past few weeks from a few members about your attire. I’m not sure the most prudent way I can put this, but a few parents have complained about how visible your anatomy is in your suit.” The boss then tried to minimize the awkwardness when he added, “The possibility I see at this point is offering you the board shorts instead.” So now the well-hung lifeguard, in addition to sharing the amazingly awkward email (read below), also posted on Reddit’s thread “Big Dick Problems” about the unforeseen consequences he has experienced because of his 6-inches soft and 9.5 inches hard penis. It seems bathing suits isn’t his biggest problem: “Only one person has been able to deepthroat it all the way.” We guess that big bulge in some guys’ speedos isn’t always a day at the beach, er, pool.

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Check out more about the lifeguard’s embarrassing email about his huge dick here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/01/25/lifeguard-gets-embarrassing-email-from-his-boss-after-complaints-about-his-huge-eggplant/

Woman Gets Arrested For Beating Boyfriend Over Bad Head

Police in Florida arrested a very drunk, very pissed off woman after she beat her boyfriend for giving her bad oral sex! Apparently, the two were involved in a hot 69 fest, when the man suddenly stopped prematurely. The Huffington Post reports that the man “told police that she became angry after he ‘finished first and stopped pleasuring her.'”

That’s when neighbors called the police to report a “disturbance”—which according to police involved the woman punching and scratching her lover, and threatening him with a stick and wrench (nothing ironic about that…). The enraged woman was arrested and put into a holding cell until she, ahem, cooled down (please, somebody give the woman a dildo!). Strangely, encounters like this have happened before: a different woman from the same Florida county got a felony charge for domestic battery after her boyfriend came before she did! Just goes to show, nice guys really do finish last!

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Check out more about the woman who got arrested for beating her boyfriend over bad head here:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/29/jennie-scott-florida-arrested-oral-sex_n_2381876.html