The One ‘Big’ Thing Rachel Bilson Misses About Bill Hader

Rachel Bilson is measuring her six-month relationship with Bill Hader—and missing one impressive appendage. The actress recently confessed what she misses most about her short-lived relationship with the “Barry” star on a recent episode of her podcast. “His big dick,” Bilson jokingly responded without missing a beat, before bursting into laughter. “We can keep that … And cut, let’s move on.”

Bilson freely admitted that it took a while to bounce back from the split with Hader, which she said “hurt like a motherfucker.” Hader, meanwhile, is relatively more tight-lipped about his romantic life—and apparently his huge cock. A good dick—ahem, man—is hard to find…

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Check out more about Rachel Bilson missing Bill Hader’s massive cock: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rachel-bilson-bill-hader-breakup_n_62fd2c3ce4b071ea958c1358

Man With ‘Extra Large Penis’ Strips Down On New Show

A well-endowed man bared all on the new show “My Massive Cock.” “My big dick is a gift from God,” boasted the man, whose cock measures a whopping 10.5 inches while erect. While most on the series complain about their mammoth members, the man claims “my size has benefited my life.”

“Some men on the Channel 4 show cried about how it negatively affects their lives—but it has only brought me fame and fortune,” bragged the Dubliner, who reportedly earns £10,000 ($11,568) per week on OnlyFans. He makes “porn videos with men and women,” and claims his massive dick has allowed him to fuck over 1,000 women. “I was a young Catholic boy from Sheriff Street with nothing and now I am famous for my huge cock,” boasted the porn star, who hopes one day to free his willy on late night TV.

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Check out more about a man stripping down on the new show “My Massive Cock”: https://nypost.com/2022/10/27/man-calls-his-extra-large-penis-a-gift-has-slept-with-1000-women/

Man Claiming To Have ‘World’s Largest Penis’ Discusses His Wild Sex Life

A New Yorker who claims to have the world’s largest penis recently discussed how his massive dick has affected his life. On a morning talk show, he said his member—which measures a world record 13.5 inches when erect—has brought him fame and sex-cess. The openly bisexual man boasted that he’s fucked porn stars, actors and even Oscar winners.

“It wasn’t Meryl Streep—I’ll just leave it at that,” he quipped. “It’s a real compliment when porn actors and actresses say I’m bigger than all of the partners they’ve had,” he said, adding his cock is “thicker than my wrist.” Although he enjoys the bonafides his boner brings him, he admits “I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them. I’ve done it 10,000 times—enough already!”

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Check out more about a man claiming to have the world’s largest dick: https://nypost.com/2021/11/18/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-sick-of-being-asked-to-show-it/

Adam Demos Girlfriend And Co-Star Talks About His Huge Dick

Sex/Life star Sarah Shahi has weighed in on the biggest scandal surrounding the show: whether Adam Demos’ dick is really that big. In an Instagram video, the hot actress was asked if the massive appendage sported by her real-life boyfriend and co-star Adam Demos in the series is real or a prosthetic. “It’s not my place to tell,” she replied coyly with a naughty smile.

“A woman never kisses and tells, and neither does a gentleman, so…” she added with a laugh. Demos’ full-frontal shower scene made him an overnight sensation and sent the internet into a tizzy with speculations about his massive cock. “I can tell you what Adam Demos says about it, which is, a gentleman never tells. So, we are leaving that up to the viewer’s imagination,” she added.

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Check out more about Adam Demos’ girlfriend talking about his massive dick: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9890247/Adam-Demos-Sex-Life-star-Sarah-Shahi-shares-thoughts-huge-appendage.html

Scientists Solve Mystery Of When ‘Giant Penis Man’ Was Erected

It seems X-rated graffiti is pretty timeless. Archaeologists traced the origins of the infamous Cerne Abbas Giant—a chalk carving of a naked man with a giant dick in the UK—all the way back to the 10th century. The yearlong study of the sexplicit hillside carving, which depicts a man holding a club while sporting a massive erection, found the pornographic depiction around 700 years older than was previously thought.

The risque work was created by carving trenches into a hill, then filling them with white chalk, like a medieval police outline. It’s unclear why Saxons created such an X-rated engraving, but scientists speculate that the “fantastically rude pagan image” was a response to the local Benedictine monastery, which was constructed in the late 10th century. “It’s like a big two fingers to the abbey,” said an archaeological consultant.

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Check out more about scientists dating “giant penis man” to the 10th century: https://nypost.com/2021/05/12/scientists-solve-mystery-of-when-giant-penis-man-was-erected/

Jason Derulo Brings Back The Anaconda

Jason Derulo’s back and better than ever—specifically, his big dick. He launched his own “Bring back Anaconda” campaign when Instagram removed his sexy underwear photo, but the “Savage Love” singer doesn’t plan to take his XXX shots to OnlyFans. He said, “Nah, I just feel like stigma behind it is … it’s a bad connotation on it. It’s very one dimensional.”

Although he won’t be joining OnlyFans, Derulo isn’t shy about sharing “thirst traps.” The singer’s infamous “anaconda” photo, in which he later revealed he was semi-aroused when he took it, seemingly broke the Internet last year. We could all use some anaconda to get us through the rest of 2020…

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Check out more about Jason Derulo bringing back his infamous “anaconda”: https://pagesix.com/2020/12/04/jason-derulo-talks-onlyfans-gfs-reaction-to-anaconda-pic/

Man With 1.5-Foot-Long Dick Claims Work Is Hard To Come By

inflatable-tubeA man with a 1.5-foot-long cock has registered for disabilities because his member is preventing him from penetrating the job market. He says it’s impossible to keep a job since he can’t kneel, or even wear a uniform. The man considers his giant dick his pride and joy, despite the difficulties with work and with finding romantic partners who would be game.

“I’m happy with my penis,” he said. “I know nobody has the size I have.” There’s one job the man thinks he can do, though—porn. He wants to get into the porn industry where he’d make “a lot of money.” He also thinks he’d be able to meet a girlfriend—you know, the right woman for the job.

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Check out more about the man with the 1.5-foot-long cock: https://nypost.com/2017/12/21/man-with-1-5-foot-long-member-claims-work-is-hard-to-come-by/

7 Stories About Encounters With Really Big Dicks

Image Source: Flickr.com | MattysFlicks
Image Source: Flickr.com | MattysFlicks

BuzzFeed asked their readers to share their most memorable encounters with big dicks. And man, did they deliver. Here are the best big dick stories they shared.

  1. My high school boyfriend and I retired early to my tent where we commenced a hot and heavy petting session. After, he whipped out a very long, rock solid and extremely girthy penis. We spent the next ten minutes simply working on getting the tip in. It was exhausting and it definitely made me appreciate the wonders of lube.”
    Ah, lube—the miracle product!
  2. We exchanged numbers and ended up developing a long distance relationship, and he sent me a dick pic that pretty much made me choke on my coffee. I was sure he’d break me in half. Unfortunately we broke things off before I was set to fly to see him for a weekend. That was the dick that got away.”
    There’s always that one dick you never forget!
  3. When I pulled his boxers down his dick hit my forehead and I fucking almost choked on the thought of that thing in my throat. I don’t think I got more than an inch of that sucker in my mouth.”
    You win some, you lose some…
  4. Ex-boyfriend was around 11 inches. He was a giant penis, so I guess it stood to reason he had one too.”
    The big dick with the big dick.
  5. In college, I hadn’t seen many penises before, but I could barely get my mouth around it. When he tried to put it in only the tip fit. I found out later that he had been doing adult movies on the side to make some extra cash.”
    Of course!
  6. I met a dude while I was working at a shoe store. He was embarrassed about his large shoe size, to which I said saucily, ‘well you know what they say about big feet’ with a wink. Fast forward. We start dating, and, man, did I find out how appropriate that joke was.”
    There’s some truth to every good joke, right?

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Check out more big dick stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/just-17-stories-about-encounters-with-really-big-penises

‘Bromans’ Contestant Claims To Have The Biggest Dick On Reality TV

bieberBritish hunk Brandon Myers is titillating audiences on the reality show Bromans, which sends gay couples back in time to ancient Rome to compete in a series of challenges—wearing nothing but loincloths and sandals! Now he’s giving viewers even more of a reason to tune in with his latest confession: he has a really, really big dick. In a recent interview, Myers claims that he has the biggest dick on reality television—and if his scantily clad selfies are any indication, he’s probably right.

Myers says that he’s game for a “penis competition” with fellow reality star Chris Hughes: “[Chris is] quite well-endowed but you can’t compete with a Ghanaian genetic willy. You can’t compete,” he said. He claims to have a “nine-and-a-half inch manhood,” which he affectionally calls “his other leg.” He added that “When I was showering I think everyone was jaw-droppingly jealous. Wowed by it. It was the talk of Ancient Rome. My briefs didn’t really fit.”

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Check out more about the contestant with the biggest dick on reality TV: https://thegailygrind.com/2017/10/05/bromans-contestant-claims-largest-manhood-reality-television/

5 Big-Dick Horror Stories

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisAs members of the BuzzFeed community can attest, bigger isn’t always better. They were asked to share their craziest experiences with giant, thick dicks, and the results will make you squirm in sympathy. Here are their big-dick horror stories to scare the pants off you!

  1. Gag brigade
    “My friend was hooking up with a guy who was so big that, while she was blowing him, she literally threw up every drink she had that night on him. It also triggered a chain reaction, and they both spent the rest of the night in the bathroom.” Oof—no happy ending there!
  2. Jaw-droppingly big
    “I dislocated my jaw trying to give a blow job once.” This shows serious blow job dedication!
  3. Giant Pringles can
    This guy made a bet with his Tinder date that whoever had the biggest dick got to top. “I was speechless when he pulled out a throbbing Pringles can.” Needless to say, it took him “an extra long time to walk up the stairs the next day!”
  4. Tasty delight
    What happens when you get lockjaw in the middle of giving a blow job to your big, girthy boyfriend? “It got to the point where I couldn’t open my mouth wide enough to get his dick out, so I had to pry my mouth open with my fingers. Whoops.”
  5. 12 inches!
    This lady got a whole lot more than she bargained for when her crush’s pants came off: “I asked him how big he was…12 inches. I was all in though! I gave him a few hours of mind-blowing sex. After it was over, I experienced my first walk of shame through my ENTIRE neighborhood and could literally barely walk. Totally worth it, though.”

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Check out more big-dick horror stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/throbbing-pringles-can