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9 Times ‘The Golden Girls’ Boasted About Their Hot Sex Lives

161Golden Girls fans know that some of the funniest moments are gags about the girls’ active sex lives. Not only did the girls have a lot of sex, they had really good sex, too. Here are some of the best jokes about the girls getting laid.

  1. Blanche: “Best sex? Oh, it’s just so hard to rate these things. There’s degree of difficulty, style points, choice of music…did they land on their feet during the dismount?”
  2. “So the woman [Rose] had 56 boyfriends in one year, she’s not a slut…She is THE slut. She’s the grand pooh-bah of slutdom.”
  3. The girls walk in on Sophia getting it on: “What is going on here?!” “Afterglow.”
  4. Blanche gave the girls a calendar of all the men she had sex with as a Christmas present: “Oh Blanche, oh honey this is so thoughtful. I’m surprised you were able to walk in October.”
  5. “No offense, Dorothy, but your cupcakes are dry and tasteless. Nobody ever likes your cupcakes.”
    “My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men LOVE my cupcakes.”
  6. “I’ve got something in this old lady purse that’s gonna make you scream, holler, and jump for joy!”
    “Are the batteries included?”
  7. “Is that all you care about? Money and applause?”
    “And sex. For which I generally get applause.”
  8. “Blanche, how do you feel about performing in front of a video camera?”
    “I think it’s alright as long as you’ve already had at least three dates.”
  9. When the girls went to a pharmacy to buy essentials for a vacation with their boyfriends: “Condoms, Rose. Condoms, condoms, condoms!”

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Check out more Golden Girls sex jokes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kaylayandoli/the-golden-girls-had-better-sex-lives-than-all-of-us

5 Celebs Over 50 Talk Mature Love

oldsexAccording to 5 feisty older celebs, wisdom and experience aren’t the only things that get better with age. Just as many studies have shown, these celebs prove that age is just a state of mind when it comes to having good sex well into the twilight years. So here are some words of sexual wisdom from 5 older celebs who know a thing or two about good mature lovin’.

  1. Jane Fonda
    The 77 year old still hot sex-pot had this to say about starting a love affair after a period of celibacy: “If you have been celibate for a long time and then begin a new love affair, be aware that your vagina is likely to need some attention.” Good advice!
  2. Betty White
    This Golden Girl is famous for her lusty appetite for sex. And at 93 years old, she shows no signs of slowing down any time soon: “I’m still just as horny as I’ve ever been.” Betty, you are truly an inspiration!
  3. Lisa Rinna
    The sexy 52 year old said of her marriage to actor Harry Hamlin: “We’re kinky as hell in bed.” That must be the secret to their long-lasting relationship!
  4. John Stamos
    The celeb who was formerly married to super model Rebecca Romijn said, “I’d rather have a woman have 10 orgasms than me have 10 orgasms.” We can see your point, John.
  5. Sting
    The hot musician—who is also an unofficial spokesman for tantric sex—said, “I like the theater of sex. I like to look good. I like her to dress up. I like to dress her up.” Sounds like a good time!

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NEWS: Kegels 2.0!

I guess Betty White was spot on when she said, ““Why do people say, “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” Betty was absolutely right. According to the Huffington Post, Tatyana Kozhevnikova unofficially has the world’s strongest vagina! She recently put her powerful peach on display at the “Body Shocking Show” in England.

Tatyana proves her strength by inserting a wooden egg into her vagina while attaching the weight to the egg. She contracts her muscles from down under around the egg, and lifts the weight like a champ! I would suggest trying Kegels before attempting this! Reportedly, Tatyana says in the video it has taken her 20 years of practice. Practice does make perfect! I should note that she does not hold a Guinness World Record; there is no Guinness World Record for the strongest vajayjay. Perhaps Guinness could work on this, and give credit where credit is due. Lots of people enjoy and appreciate vaginal strength!

Like with any other consistent workout regime, the results have to be amazing. Tatyana recommends this vaginal workout to any woman that wants to be a sexual dynamo, “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.” I seriously need to incorporate this into my pilates routine whilst bumpin’ Prince’s “Pussy Control.