Tag: Best of 2016

Orlando Bloom’s Dick Wins 2016 

Image Source: Helen Penjam on Flickr
Image Source: Helen Penjam on Flickr

The recent uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom’s dick have gone viral, provoking a firestorm of memes and witty gifs. The photos were taken, unbeknownst to Bloom, during a particularly sexy Italian vacation with Katy Perry. While the pictures are another example of how the paparazzi flagrantly violates celebrity’s personal lives, Orlando Bloom’s enthusiastic willingness to let it all hang out has served as an inspiration for millions in the new year.

As Daily Beast reports, one photo of him “shows a perky, springy thing that seems kind of half standing to attention, and half giving into the heat of his Italian sojourn with Katy Perry.” In others, Bloom and his cock take a walk on the beach, clamber over rocks, or paddleboard-serenade a very happy Perry in the sparkling sunshine. Of course, gifs have emerged “showing general happy amazement at the hotness of Bloom and loveliness of his cock.” Bloom and his dick have entered the public consciousness, urging all of us to be a little more free and exhibitionist in 2017.

Looking for some sexy fun yourself? Let’s make it hot hot hot in the new year!

Check out more about Orlando Bloom’s inspiring dick here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/06/thank-you-orlando-bloom-for-showing-us-that-a-dick-is-just-a-dick.html

Pornhub Reveals What Porn the World Was Watching in 2016 

Image Source: Pornhub Insights
Image Source: Pornhub Insights

2016 was a strange year—so why should the porn we watched be any different? Pornhub recently released their annual Year in Review report for 2016, and as usual, their insights into the world’s pornographic habits was as stimulating as ever. Considering the amount of data they had to analyze—over 91,980,225,000 videos on Pornhub, or approximately 5,246 centuries worth of porn videos played—they certainly had their hands full (along with their users!).

It seems the world really loves to search for “lesbian,” “step mom” and “MILF,” with increased searches for “lesbian scissoring,” “massage” and “ebony.” Not surprisingly (albeit a bit disturbing), Pornhub witnessed a 874 percent spike in searches for Donald Trump, with searches for his daughter Tiffany up by 2,548 percent, and future First Lady Melania up by 1,538 percent. The average time spent on Pornhub was 9 minutes and 36 seconds, which is up 16 seconds from last year. Happy New Year!

Looking for something stimulating yourself? Come check us out here!

Here’s more about the world’s porn habits: https://www.iflscience.com/technology/pornhub-reveal-what-porn-the-world-was-watching-in-2016/

Spotify’s Top 5 Sex Songs of 2016 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_high_heels_sexySpotify recently released its most popular sex songs as part of the “2016 Wrapped” list. And since Spotify choose the songs by “mood,” meaning the songs most likely to put you in the mood, this list is sure to make for an explosive end of the year celebration! Here are Spotify’s top global sex songs of 2016.

  1. “Sex”—Cheat Codes
    This hot-for-(sex)-teacher music video is all “about sex, baby.” With this catchy tune, you’ll want to “Tell me all your dreams and darkest fantasies.” (Spoiler: it includes muffins, hot dogs, and slapping a fish!).
  2. “This Is What You Came For”—Calvin Harris
    This dancey song—featuring the endlessly sexy Rihanna—will definitely make you want to move your body!
  3. “One Dance”—Drake
    The thumping, sensual rhythms in this song will have you saying, “Baby. I need to know, where do you want to go. If you’re down, I’ll take it slow. Make you lose control.”
  4. “Work”—Rihanna
    Rihanna definitely makes a compelling case to put down the work and get to the lovin’: “You need to get done, done, done, done at work, come over. We just need to slow the motion. Long distance, I need you.”
  5. “Light It Up”—Major Lazer
    As the song says, “Tonight, let’s all go free. Set it ablaze like a candle we lit, hotter, yeah, light it up.” Make it hot, 2016!

Looking to set the rest of 2016 ablaze? Come slow the motion and lose control right here!

Check out more of Spotify’s best sex songs of 2016: https://www.bustle.com/articles/198092-the-top-sex-songs-of-2016-because-musics-a-perfect-way-to-get-in-the-mood

10 Best TV Sex Scenes in 2016

the-best-2016Say what you will about the shit show that was 2016, but one thing’s for sure: the TV sex scenes were on point. From the orgy-having, sex robots on Westworld to a threesome involving Orlando Bloom, 2016’s television sex scenes did not disappoint. Here are the best ones to help you remember the good times this year.

  1. Misty and Luke, Luke Cage
    Hot superhero sex? Yes please! As BuzzFeed says, “My pants literally fall off every time I remember this scene.”
  2. Issa and Daniel, Insecure
    This sex scene proves that naughty sex is the hottest sex. They had sex on the couch, over a soundboard, and in all manner of positions—hot hot hot!
  3. Ghost and Angela, Power
    If you’ve ever fantasized about getting fucked doggy style over a desk at the office, this episode has you covered!
  4. Patrick and Jimmy (aka that dude he picked up at a bar), Looking
    Annilingus, anyone? This scene will make you want it. Bad.
  5. Rick and Michonne, The Walking Dead
    Seems like a good way to de-stress from the zombie apocalypse to us!
  6. Jack and Valerie, Casual
    The female orgasm—in abundance!—is always a turn-on.
  7. Kanan and Candie, Power
    Out hats (pants?) off to any show that shows cock!
  8. Christine and David, The Girlfriend Experience
    Anytime someone tells you that the sex is so good “I want to pass out,” you know that’s some very, very good lovin’!
  9. Lucy, Tom, and Annie, Easy
    “I mean, could you masturbate to this? Yeah, it’s Orlando Bloom, Malin Akerman, and a girl who looks like the human version of Bambi all having a threesome,” says BuzzFeed.
  10. All of the gold spray-painted robots in Westworld
    Westworld, the gift that keeps on giving.

Want to end 2016 on a high note? Come celebrate the sexy way at NiteFlirt!

Check out more of 2016’s best TV sex scenes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/tv-sex-scenes-of-2016