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NYPD Officers Disciplined For On-The-Job Bathroom Sex

5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zTwo naughty cops got caught in a drunken, on-the-job sex romp. The NYPD lieutenant was caught half-dressed with a male sergeant in a department bathroom. They were stripped of their guns and badges for the alleged rendezvous at the New York City police building.

The female lieutenant lives with and has a child with the commanding officer of Brooklyn’s 79th Precinct—though that’s not the man she was allegedly caught with, sources said. A separate NYPD sergeant first noticed the horny pair “occupying a closed stall, apparently engaged in what were believed to be sexual interactions,” according to a department report. They were caught five minutes before the female lieutenant’s shift was scheduled to end, the report says.

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Check out more about NYPD officers caught having sex in a bathroom while on the job: https://nypost.com/2020/01/21/nypd-lieutenant-disciplined-for-alleged-on-the-job-bathroom-sex-romp/

6 Public Sex Horror Stories

Sometimes having public sex can go horribly, horribly wrong. Whether it was awkward, dangerous, or just funny, we bet your naughty experience probably went better than these public sex horror stories. Here are 6 to make you cringe and laugh.

  1. Dorm sex
    What happens when you try to fuck on every floor of the dorm building—and then the janitor walks in on you humping on the pool table? “He was facing backwards, turned around, and saw us, with my ass in the air, getting fucked from behind. He simply put his head back down and walked out.”
  2. Pool bathroom fiasco
    “The guy I was seeing was in town for work but had to share a hotel room with co-workers. We were swimming late and decided to go into the pool bathroom to have sex. We were really going at it in a stall when a cop peeked his head over the door.” Whoops—it’s only sexy when you don’t get caught!
  3. Gooooaaaaallll!
    This person stumbled upon a strange clapping sound coming from the soccer field and saw “some guy kneeling inside one of the goal posts, with his bare ass thrusting away.” So, naturally, he yelled, “Goooooaaaaaallll!” But the best part? The guy kept thrusting away, and raised a single fist into the air to show his approval!
  4. Church sex
    “I was bottoming for a guy in a church parking lot, and we were spotted by one of the pastors who was walking by. It was the most awkward moment of my life, but we still ended up finishing in his car in the church parking lot.” Christ, that’s naughty!
  5. Terrible butt-dial
    What’s the worst-case scenario for an accidental butt-dial? This: “My ex and I were having car sex in the parking lot of our college and accidentally butt-dialed his very conservative mom’s home phone. Apparently we left a rather lengthy voicemail of our tryst.”
  6. The grand experience
    “My boyfriend and I were having sex in a hammock at the Grand Canyon. We thought we were being sneaky about it until we realized the trees were bouncing. Pretty sure I ruined a family’s trip to one of the greatest wonders of the world.” Well, the family got an experience they won’t soon forget!

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Check out more public sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/public-sex-is-interesting-idk

Not the Mile High Club: One in 10 Travelers Has Fucked in an Airport

Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel
Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel

It seems a lot more people than you might’ve expected literally can’t wait to get in the air—to join the Mile High Club! According to a new survey, about 1 in 10 American air travelers reports having had sex at an airport. Not surprisingly, the frisky travelers found very creative ways to get some pre-vacation airport sex: 42 percent reported that it took place in a public restroom, while 28 percent got busy in the “storage cupboards” (?) and 14 percent “under a coat.” And of the 4,915 surveyed, 5 percent hooked up with a stranger.

Only 8 percent are actual members of the Mile High Club, as flight attendants reported that the success rate on their flights is about 30 percent. They also said that they usually see people bolting to the lavatory for their “on-flight entertainment,” often strangers who just met in their seats. “Sometimes I just want to give the passengers a ton of Purel and say, ‘What are you thinking?’” one was quoted as saying. This survey gives new meaning to the expression, “romance is in the air!”

Looking for something exciting yourself? We can think of a million creative ways to do that—all without ever leaving the ground!

Check out more about the survey that shows how much sex people are having in airports on the WaPo

6 Pieces of Furniture Ranked By Difficulty of Having Sex on Them

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Distractify came up with a comprehensive (and brilliant!) study about the difficulty of getting it on on 13 common pieces of household furniture. Some are silly (a lamp), while others are surprising (it’s harder to fuck in the shower than it is on a toilet). Check out some highlights of the list (and see the entire thing below):

6. Rocking Chair
Even though this seems like it would be the perfect piece of furniture to have sex on (like a sex swing but on the ground), it is surprisingly unruly.
5. Kitchen Counter
While movies would have you believe that the kitchen counter is the hottest place in the house to get it on, one attempt at it will prove Hollywood a big fat liar. Sadly, its hard surface and sharp edges make it unsustainable for a long fuck fest. But it’s still great for foreplay!
4. Shower
Distractify: “A shower is basically a formation of vertical, slippery surfaces upon which you desperately cling for the hope of some traction, but in the end one person always ends up being unable to breathe because they’re under the stream of water, and the other person is exhausted from trying to cling to the tiles.”
3. Toilet
The toilet doesn’t scream romance, and for good reason: the lid’s often loose, the water’s an obstacle, etc. etc.
2. Desk
This one’s a classic—and so hot! The only drawback: the clean-up afterward, since you’ll inevitably be sweeping everything onto the floor in a mad fit of passion!
1. Gliding Foot Rest
Distractify again: “The single greatest piece of furniture to ever be utilized for a romantic occasion…What we once called “doggy style” the foot rest has transformed into a thing of grace. What was once “the missionary”? Now a mesmerizing sexual ballet.”

Feel like utilizing some common household items yourself? We are all about “mesmerizing sexual ballets” here!

Check out the full list!