Tag: bacon

NEWS: Incentive to wrap up the meat!?

I’m happy to announce the bacon craze is still in full force! The Seattle based company, J&D Foods has come out with Bacon Condoms, that “make your meat look like meat.” J&D is also known for their Bacon Mayo, Bacconiaise!

To make matters juicier, each rubber is doused in J&D’s baconlube! I’m not sure where I stand with this… sure, I love to live high on the hog but this is a bit much. I definitely need to read some enthusiastic testimonials before I beg for the bacon.

J&D Foods stated “Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon.” Total pork protection!

Don’t fret, the fun doesn’t stop there, the company has also stated they are releasing Bacon Sunscreen! I need to take some time to really digest all of this pork. Will you try out these bacon infused products?

NEWS: This is total HOGWASH!

Bacon is instrumental in Sunday Brunch, it’s the main character in the BLT, and it’s a supportive role in a loaded baked potato. I think all pork lovers will agree that it’s a delectable treat and can go with plenty of dishes, however I’m not sure how the masses will feel about bacon flavored mouthwash? I was flabbergasted when I read that Proctor & Gamble have added Bacon Scope to their mouthwash product line. You might have to see it to believe it

At first I was sure this was a spoof or perhaps an early April fool’s but it’s looking like it’s the real deal. I checked out Scope’s website and here is a portion of their FAQ section:

Does Scope Bacon make my breath smell like bacon? No. Scope Bacon just tastes like bacon while you swish, but leaves your breath smelling minty fresh 5 times longer than brushing alone.

Is Scope Bacon a sufficient replacement for my breakfast?
 No. Scope Bacon contains zero nutritional value and does not serve as an acceptable substitute for food.

Should I use Scope Bacon before or after breakfast?
 We recommend using Scope Bacon after breakfast.

I will admit that I enjoy a tasty bacon burp but I’m not sure how I feel about liquid bacon…I guess it’s worth a try! A Yummy bacon kiss, now that is a new way to pork someone!