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Olympics Makes Athletes Sleep On Cardboard Beds To Discourage Hook Ups

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Olympic athletes are going to have to get creative in bed. The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds—allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators. To discourage sex amid COVID-19, Olympic officials—who already warned 2021 Games participants to avoid fucking—have set up 18,000 of the cardboard beds in the notoriously sex-crazed athletes’ village.

“Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” a distance runner tweeted. “I see no problem for distance runners, even 4 of us can do.” Meanwhile, 160,000 condoms were distributed, which the athletes are supposed to bring home: “Our intent and goal is not for athletes to use the condoms at the Olympic Village, but to help with awareness by taking them back to their own countries,” the Tokyo Olympics Organizing Committee said. All beds are off!

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Check out more about “anti-sex” cardboard beds at the Olympics: https://nypost.com/2021/07/18/athletes-to-sleep-on-anti-sex-cardboard-beds-at-olympic-games/

Athletes Crave Hook Ups During The Olympics

Athletes in Olympic Village are staying active, after-hours. This year, organizers have provided 160,000 condoms in the Tokyo Olympic Village to keep the party going. Former German long jumper and Olympic athlete Susen Tiedtke has said that sometimes she could hardly sleep because of noisy sex.

She said: “When the competition is over, they want to live out their energy, there is one party after the other.” She added, “It happens that you have sex and there are enough people who also strive for that.” Tiedtke explained that your roommates were “considerate” if you needed to have the bedroom to yourself after your competition.

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Check out more about athletes hooking up in Olympic Village: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9792239/German-long-jumper-reveals-athletes-crave-hook-ups-Olympics.html

British Athletes Claim ‘Sex Ghost’ Haunted Their Reality Show 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm8Two British athletes are scaring up publicity for their new reality show in a very spooky—or is it sexy?—way. The stars of “The Jump,” a show where celebrities compete in snow sports, claim that a sex ghost haunted their hotel rooms. During the episode, British paralympian Kadeena Cox reportedly asked for a new room after an alleged paranormal sexual encounter, which retired rugby star Gareth Thomas concurred.

“She had a ghost going in and out of her. She had a sleep thing,” he said, according to the Sun. “She wishes it were a person…”. The feeling was apparently so real to her, she asked for a room change, as did Thomas. Ghost sex is actually not that new—just last year, Bobby Brown promoted his autobiography by a claiming he had sex with a ghost—and he also clarified, “I was not high.” Kesha also recently claimed to have had a randy romp with a male ghost. While there are people called “spectrophilliacs” who fantasize about spooky sexual encounters, the reality show sex ghost was probably a vivid sexual hallucination common to people going in and out of sleep…or was it?

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Check out more about a sex ghost haunting a reality show here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kadeena-cox-gareth-thomas-sex-ghost_us_5898bee8e4b09bd304bca6b5

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Athletes’ Sex Lives 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_brasilEver wonder how often athletes get busy? Or whether they use sex toys? Well, the luxury sex toy brand LELO did, so they surveyed 800 athletes to find out. Here’s what they discovered about how sexy athletes “go for the gold.”

  1. They have 9 partners on average
    Although this is the worldwide average among athletes, boxers get laid the most, with 22 partners, and field hockey and track tied, each averaging six partners.
  2. They masturbate 19 times per month on average
    These players find time to play! On average, they masturbate two out of three days—good odds! Rugby players are the winners with 37 times per month (now that’s dedication!), and track misses the mark with only 12 times per month.
  3. They have partner sex 10 times per month
    It’s amazing that these busy athletes find so much time to get busy! On average, they have sex one out of every three days. But gymnasts are the real stars, managing 14 times per month on average. And again, track comes in last place with only six fuck-fests per month. Catch up, track stars!
  4. They own 2 sex toys on average
    Swimmers come in first, averaging five sex toys. And cyclers come in dead last, with zero sex toys. Well, it’s been said that biking can make you come…

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Check out more about athletes’ sex lives here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/179166-how-much-sex-do-athletes-have-they-get-busy-10-times-a-month-on-average

Tinder Usage Spikes 129 Percent at Olympic Village

OlympicTinderIt seems the Olympic athletes in Rio are doing a lot more than just sitting on the beach in their spare time. According to a new report, Tinder usage has more than doubled at the Olympic village since the start of the games. And a Tinder spokesperson just confirmed that user matches on the popular dating app increased 129 percent over the weekend!

With approximately 10,000 Olympic athletes living in the secluded 31-building compound, it’s not surprising that they’re looking for ways to, um, unwind after the pressure and demands of competing. “The Olympics is a very sexually charged time,” an online and mobile dating expert told the press. Swedish athlete Marcus Nyman confirmed this, saying “A lot of the athletes here are using this app,” while adding that he got 10 matches in his first day in Rio. Well, it sure seems the athletes will be putting their 450,000 free condoms to good use!

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Check out more about the 2016 Olympic athletes looking for love here: https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tinder-usage-spikes-129-percent-at-rio-olympic-village-w433742

Pornhub Offers Olympic Attendees Free Porn to Prevent Zika

volleyballThe upcoming summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro has attendees freaking out about contracting Zika, among other concerns (robberies and unclean water, anyone?). Brazil especially suffered from the mosquito-spread disease, and many people are worried that with all the, um, mixing at the Olympics, there’s a chance the virus could spread and cause a worldwide epidemic. But, as always, Pornhub has a solution: the “Ooohlympics.”

“According to a press release, the porn site’s plan is to provide free access to its high-definition service, Pornhub Premium, for all residents of Rio de Janiero, Olympic athletes, and attendees,” reports the Daily Dot. Apparently, the porn mega-site will also be handing out “Zika protection kits consisting of bug spray, tissues, and lube as well as actual Pornhub Premium gift cards,” the press release said. And if that wasn’t enough, the athletes will be supplied with condoms—45,000 of them, or 42 per athlete! Zika or no, let the games begin!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s plan to counter Zika here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pornhub-free-premium-zika-olympics/