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Brazil’s Miss BumBum is Bigger and Better Than Ever

The extremely exciting Miss BumBum Pageant has crowned a new winner. The cheeky contest, which ain’t about personality and grace, has one singular aim: to find the absolute best bottom in Brazil. And now, a 26-year old fitness model, Suzy Cortez, beat out the curvaceous competition to take her place among Miss BumBum’s coveted victors.

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“To get to this exalted place in Brazilian culture, Cortez had to work her gluteus to the maximus,” reports the Huffington Post. Cortez, who said she was “training” for months, beat out 500 other girls, all with very impressive assets. Brazil certainly takes its backsides seriously: some women insure their butts in case of injury. And this year, the contest took measures to ensure none of the women had ass-implants (a runner-up in a previous year almost died because from an implant infection). Last year’s Miss BumBum Indianara Carvalho explains the honor is very important to Brazilian culture because the title “represents all Brazilian women.” Those Brazilian women “like big butts and [they] cannot lie!”

Looking for something a little cheeky? We have very nice assets right here!

Check out more about the new Miss BumBum here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/and-miss-bumbum-2015-is-suzi-cortez_us_564234c3e4b0411d3072b68d

Coffin Company Promotes Its Product with Topless Calendar

Photo Source: LindnerA Polish casket company has a somewhat unconventional approach to selling its product—instead of tasteful images of coffins, it features sexy topless women promising your loved one a very good time in the afterlife! The company’s business plan: to feature top-of-the-line caskets with top-of-the-line tits and ass. While it’s controversial to sex up death, this company is pure class when it comes to its caskets with scantily clad ladies draped over them.

This year’s theme is retro, so the sexy girls wrapped in furs and lace can really help the recently deceased go out in style. “We enjoy showing our beautiful coffins, and what better way than including beautiful girls?” company owner Zbigniew Lindner said in a statement. The naked calendar also suggests that your dearly departed will get a whole lot more than just a beautiful casket to rest in peace in! Poland’s Catholic church is justifiably outraged, saying that “human death should not be mixed with sex,” but we wonder whether your frisky Uncle Bob wouldn’t want these ladies to get him even more “stiff” than he already is!

Want to get frisky yourself? We can promise you a very good time right here on Earth!

Check out more about a Polish casket company’s topless calendar.

Nicki Minaj’s Asslicious Wax Sculpture

Getty Images for Madame Tussauds Las Vegas
Getty Images for Madame Tussauds Las Vegas

Madame Tussauds wax museum in Las Vegas unveiled its latest attraction last week: a very sexy statue of the very sexy Nicki Minaj. She’s posed like she was in her “Anaconda” music video—down on all fours, wearing very little clothing, with her big, luscious ass up in the air. The figure took six months to create and hundreds of precise body measurements to bring Minaj’s curvy shape to life. And so far, the attraction has garnered some not so family-friendly attention from saucy guests.

There has already been a string of naughty photos posted to Instagram and social media with Minaj’s statue. In one, a man is mounting Minaj from behind while pulling her hair. In another, a group of frisky women grab her ass, tits, and pretend to lick her ass “like a cupcake.” Madame Tussauds is currently re-positioning the statue to dissuade patrons from taking any more racy photos with it. But the real Nicki Minaj has had a good sense of humor about the debacle so far.

Want to have some naughty good times yourself? We’ve got plenty of asslicious sex appeal for your anaconda right here!

Here’s more about Nicki Minaj’s wax sculpture.

The Rise of Ass Play, Explained

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_frenchpantiesWith all the attention the ass has been getting lately in pop culture, it’s hard to remember a time before Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her voluptuous backside and Nikki Minaj twerked her way into America’s heart with her asslicious video “Anaconda.” So what is to thank for our culture’s newfound love of all things Ass, and, more specifically, the rise of ass play? Huffpost recently discussed why “the act of backdoor loving is definitely having a cultural moment” in a deliciously ass-centric video (watch below).

You may have noticed recently that in the popular shows “Girls,” “The Mindy Project,” and “Broad City,” the lady characters all enjoyed the pleasures of anal play. Further proof of the rise of ass play is in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, which found that 46% of women have tried anal, with over half incorporating it into their regular sex routines. In a historical 1948 study about American sexual habits, only 11% of married straight dudes reported having tried anal sex. So, as Huffpost asks, “how did ass play go from distasteful to flavor of the month?” We’ll give you one guess: porn. Yes, porn is to thank for bringing ass to the masses. And as porn star Asa Akira said, “Ass is the new pussy.”

Want to jump on the ass bandwagon yourself? Let’s take a ride down the Hersey Highway!

Check out Huffpost’s video here.