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Finally, a Love Song About Ass-Play

If Boyz II Men were trying to seduce a lady in a not-safe-for-radio version of “I’ll Make Love To You,” it’d sound something like the Youtube sensation Buckwheat Groats’ song “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt.” The song is a romantic love letter to analingus and the “hella freaky stuff” you do for love. Because when you love someone, you just wanna “eat the butt like a ‘meaty p zone’ from Pizza Hut”!

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Tonight, Buckwheat really, really wants to eat Bae’s butt. He wants to “eat it like a snack. Eat it like the Times wrote a 4-star review on that ass crack.” But he understands “you might have some reservations about eating booty, like what’s gonna happen if I go in there and see some doodee.” It’s cool though, cause he knows “that salad gotta get tossed,” so believe him when he says it’s no big deal if he gets some “extra dressing.” Yeah, just relax, girl, and “clamp those butt cheeks on my head and then smother me.”

Looking for a tasty treat tonight? Just relax, Bae, and let us do our thang!

Check out Buckwheat Groats’ love ballad for the ages “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt” here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/analingus-music-video/

One Woman’s Adventures in Pegging

One woman made it her mission to become a pegging expert, but before she bought her first strap-on, she wanted to learn everything she could about ass-play and the male G-spot. According to experts, pegging is not an uncommon practice, and if it weren’t for the social stigma, a lot more guys would embrace it. This is because men, like women, also have a G-spot, except theirs is located inside the prostate. Armed with this knowledge, the woman practiced finding the G-spot with her fingers.

After learning her way around the prostate with several guys, she felt ready to move on to pegging. She bought a harness and a small dildo, and described the experience with her boyfriend like this: “This guy who had been fucking me was now on his back with his legs up around his ears. I was sitting back on my heels with my thighs outside his hips, rocking my hips back and forth in little humping movements.” When he came, her mind was blown: “I hadn’t come, but watching him come felt just as amazing for me. I had put on a dick, fucked a guy’s butt for the first time, and now he was lying before me in a puddle of melted bliss.” Now she’s happy to say that she’s experienced in pegging, and finds the sex fun and literally stimulating to be the one who’s giving instead of receiving.

Feel like having a stimulating experience yourself? We can make you melt into a puddle of bliss right here!

Check out more about one woman’s experiences with pegging here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/135261-ive-tried-pegging-with-my-male-sex-partners-and-this-is-exactly-what-it-looked-and

7 Facts You Should Know About the Male G-Spot

Image Source: Flickr.com | Richard FosterYou’ve heard of the G-spot, but have you heard of the male G-spot? If you’re a guy who’s experimented with ass-play, you probably aren’t surprised to learn that there is in fact a G-spot inside the prostate. When stimulated properly, the male G-spot can make orgasms all the more pleasurable. Here are 7 facts you should know to enhance you or your partner’s experience.

  1. It’s located about 3 inches inside the anus
    This proves that when it comes to ass-play, bigger is definitely not better!
  2. It’s shaped like a walnut
    The prostate reaches its full, adult size at 20-years-old. It measures 1.6 x 1 x 1.2 inches, and weighs between 0.66 -0.75 ounces—the shape and size of a walnut.
  3. You’re probably rimming the wrong place
    “Unless you have a giraffe’s tongue, you’re not going to be able to reach his prostate. Instead, you should lick his perineum to maximize pleasure, which is located between his testicles and anus. It puts pressure on his prostate externally,” says Pride.
  4. Kegels will help you have better and longer prostate orgasms
    By doing Kegel exercises, you can strengthen your prostate and in turn have better, more intense G-spot orgasms. Contract the muscles in the anus and release repeatedly to get those muscles ready for awesome orgasms.
  5. Dildos and prostate massagers are not the same thing
    While a dildo is straight, a prostate massager is curved, vibrates, and is specially designed to maximize prostate stimulation.
  6. Use the “come hither” motion to hit the G-spot
    Use your index finger or middle finger (or both!), and make the “come here” motion with your finger facing towards his belly.
  7. Prostate orgasms are full-body orgasms
    “Orgasms occurring in conjunction with stimulation of the prostate gland can result in orgasms perceived as ‘deeper,’ more widespread, intense and longer lasting,” says a doctor and sex expert.

Want to have a “full-body” experience? “Come here” and we’ll do the rest!

Check out more facts about the male G-spot here: https://www.pride.com/gay/2016/1/22/8-things-everyone-needs-know-about-male-g-spot

The Rise of Ass Play, Explained

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_frenchpantiesWith all the attention the ass has been getting lately in pop culture, it’s hard to remember a time before Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her voluptuous backside and Nikki Minaj twerked her way into America’s heart with her asslicious video “Anaconda.” So what is to thank for our culture’s newfound love of all things Ass, and, more specifically, the rise of ass play? Huffpost recently discussed why “the act of backdoor loving is definitely having a cultural moment” in a deliciously ass-centric video (watch below).

You may have noticed recently that in the popular shows “Girls,” “The Mindy Project,” and “Broad City,” the lady characters all enjoyed the pleasures of anal play. Further proof of the rise of ass play is in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, which found that 46% of women have tried anal, with over half incorporating it into their regular sex routines. In a historical 1948 study about American sexual habits, only 11% of married straight dudes reported having tried anal sex. So, as Huffpost asks, “how did ass play go from distasteful to flavor of the month?” We’ll give you one guess: porn. Yes, porn is to thank for bringing ass to the masses. And as porn star Asa Akira said, “Ass is the new pussy.”

Want to jump on the ass bandwagon yourself? Let’s take a ride down the Hersey Highway!

Check out Huffpost’s video here.