Tag: Ass eating

7 Tweets Only People Who Have Licked A Butthole Will Understand

accidentally-dirty-photos-11There are two types of people: those who eat ass and those who don’t. And if you do, you’ll find these tweets about rimming to be very relatable—and also hilarious. Here’s the best thoughts on tossing salad in 140-characters or less.

  1. “‘Omg McDonald’s is disgusting don’t you know what they make their chicken out of??’ Ma’am I’ve literally put my tongue in an asshole before.”Mmmm, finger-lickin’ good!
  2. “The president of 2045 is probably on Twitter right now tweeting about eating ass. Our country is in good hands.” Agreed!
  3. “I eat ass so I can safely confirm this tweet: ‘Eating cake is way more fun when it jiggles.’” Tasty and true!
  4. “I really can’t imagine this generation as old ppl. 80 year olds reminiscing about trap music and eating ass.” Ah, yes—the best generation!
  5. “Tell a guy you wanna go eat at a vegan restaurant and they acting disgusted like they don’t eat ass for a late night snack.” Personal preferences…to each their own!
  6. “When you try to eat a light dinner because you need to save room for all the ass you’re going to eat later.” Gotta save room for dessert!
  7. “His momma: ‘My baby sure can eat!’Me: mmmhmm.” Your momma raised you well!

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Check out more hilarious tweets about eating ass: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/no-booty-flakes-for-me

Guy Catches Ass-Eating Neighbors In His Back Alley

There’s no better way to enjoy a bright, sunny day than by going outside—to give a rimjob in an alleyway! Yes, having some backdoor fun in a back alley does seem like an excellent way to spend the day, as one guy’s neighbors can attest. The pair was spotted by the man engaging in anilingus in broad daylight!

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He posted a video of the amorous couple, which, not surprisingly, quickly made the rounds on the internet. It’s not clear if they’re a man and a woman, or a man and a man with long hair, but one thing’s for sure: they sure do love to eat the booty! Some have speculated that the enthusiastic ass-lovers were possibly filming a low-budget “caught in the act” porn. Needless to say, they definitely didn’t need any lunch after all that tossed salad!

Looking for something naughty yourself? Backdoor, back alley—we’re all about getting adventurous here!

Check out more about the backdoor couple getting down in the back alley here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/back-alley-public-sex-nsfw/