Tag: Art

This Guy Makes Famous Monuments From Around the World His Dick in Pictures

One bold man (genius?) is on a quest to fulfill his dickstiny, one famous monument at at time. Nic’s what one might call “an auteur of architectural dick pics.” And now he’s sharing his works of art with the wonderful world of Instagram where you can see him posing with various erect structures of cultural importance as if they were his penis!

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Although the gag seems like it’s probably/definitely already been done before, it turns out only one other user on Instagram has attempted it with “Looks Like a Dick.” And Nic’s come a long way from his early days of expected dick pics (things like the Washington Monument); he’s now including not only famous monuments like the Statue of Liberty but an array of erect sculptures that, er, strike his fancy (windmills in South Africa; giant balls in Texas). He told the Daily Dot that he takes the “cultural significance” of his work extremely seriously: “Look, I’m an artist, OK. People keep wanting me to take pictures with like a stupid lamppost or something and I’m like no man, I’m not gonna dilute my art form for your amusement.” God bless you, sir!

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Check out the guy who makes famous monuments into dick pics here: https://www.dailydot.com/lol/dick-pic-buildings-instagram

This Woman Turned Her Collection of Dick Pics Into an Art Show

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_twodicksWhitney Bell has received a lot of unsolicited dick pics in her day. Around 200, to be exact. And like many women, she finds the phenomenon of a random dick popping up on her phone a bit jarring. So she decided to turn her collection of them into an art show! Her Los Angeles premier of “I Didn’t Ask For This: A Lifetime of Dick Pics” showcases the sheer magnitude—and bizarreness—of all the dick pics she’s gotten over the years. And as you can imagine, she’s gotten the good, the bad, and the ugly.

She told Vice in an interview that she was first inspired by a truly “beautiful dick shadow picture” that a former boyfriend sent and that she thought could be in a museum. But her recent gallery show grew out of a frustration with the numerous unsolicited dick pics she would get. She explained, “I love a good dick. I just don’t love harassment.” The dick pics for her do not represent sex; they represent power: “It’s not a pick up. It’s like screaming at a woman from a car.” She encourages women who get unwanted dick pics to just “Send back a picture of a better looking dick.” Touché!

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Check out more about the woman who turned her collection of dick pics into an art show here:https://www.vice.com/read/this-woman-turned-her-collection-of-unsolicited-dick-pics-into-an-art-show

This Artist is Bringing Psychedelic Sex to Instagram

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vagina_wiiFrom far away, Bay Area artist Alphachanneling’s work looks like an innocuous jungle of psychedelic shapes and colors. But when you look closer, you see the erotic, sensual images teeming within. Although the artist’s style is almost like what you’d see in a children’s book, his images are anything but innocent: a couple sixty-nining; a woman straddling her lover’s face; a man pleasuring a giant flower (check out the images below).

The dream-like, psychedelic images seem to come straight from the artist’s subconscious. In his drawing which he titled “lovers cumming hard,” a man and a woman are shown fucking amongst bright flowers, their climaxing bodies open as petals. Some of Alphachanneling’s influences include indigenous art, Robert Crumb’s drawings, BDSM, and Federico Fellini’s dream journals. No wonder, then, that the work depicts fantasies involving mass orgies, cumming in bright bursts of colors and shapes, and so many other lush, erotic natural pleasures.

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Check out the artist’s psychedelic erotic art here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/meet-the-erotic-artist-bringing-psychedelic-sex-to-instagram_us_56d0a21ee4b03260bf76b3ef

The Most Graphic Adult Coloring Book For Gay Men

Texas-based artist and illustrator Nathan Rapport wanted to create an X-rated coloring book to help gay men consider their relationship with casual sex. It’s called “Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me,” and it was brought to life as a way for the artist to reflect on his promiscuity after a painful breakup. “I knew the concept was very universal, and not specific to queer people, though I was presenting my own personal, very queer experience and perspective,” Rapport told The Huffington Post.

The book presents a variety of ménage à trois scenarios that come out of the artist’s real life experiences with gay group sex. In one image, one guy gets fucked doggy style while giving another guy a blowjob. In another, one guy gets a blowjob as five other guys watch and engage in some ass play. The images all incorporate song lyrics about relationships as a way to juxtapose the erotic images with a heavier, more emotional context. “This was always much more than simply a dirty coloring book with a bunch of naked guys. The imagery is very graphic, yes, but I felt it needed to be, as the lyrical imagery is so potent with raw emotion and they needed to balance and compliment each other in a way that made sense.” So far, the book has really caught on with the gay community who are looking for a fun way to process how casual sex can be used to heal from heartbreak.

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Check out more about the coloring book for gay men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-the-most-nsfw-coloring-book-weve-ever-seen-and-its-brilliant_5697df5fe4b0b4eb759d876f

New Art Condoms Make Your Dick the Canvas

565cb84021000065005abdc4Have you ever thought that a piece of art was so amazing, so utterly captivating that you wanted to live inside it? Or, if it was something really special, perhaps a touch erotic, maybe you wanted it to live inside you. Well, thanks to some colorful new condoms, you can now literally have art inside you.

A French start-up called Made in Love has created the world’s first art condom. Now you can have two amazing views while getting your freak on: the hot body of the person in front of you and your colorful dick! Yes, you can transform your sex life into an inspiring work of art. So far, some hip French artists have created exciting love gloves in abstract, brightly psychedelic designs. The condoms are still in the crowd-sourcing stages for now, but they’re promising to bring new meaning to the phrase “art lover.”

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Check out more about the new art condoms here.

NYC Bodypainting Day Celebrates Nudity and Body Art

bodypaintdayNew York City—a place that represents freedom, diversity, and artistic expression. So what better place for a diverse group of people to strip naked in the middle of the city to have their bodies painted? NYC Bodypainting Day celebrates bodies of all shapes and sizes—and, of course, stripping down to your birthday suit in the name of art (check out images below).

The event is free, open to the public, and anyone can volunteer to have their body used as a human canvas. And it celebrates people of all races and colors, literally painting them in every color imaginable. It also promotes body acceptance, since the people participating will actually walk butt-ass naked in a parade down New York City, showing everyone what beauty looks like in all its forms.

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Find out more about NYC Bodypainting Day here.

Famous Nudes of Art History—With Vibrators

magicwandarthistoryA hilarious Tumblr has added an amazing and surprisingly appropriate addition to some famous paintings of nude women: vibrators. That’s right, art history’s most iconic ladies have been given a fun little something something if the urge to rub one out should arise. Here are some of art history’s most beautiful masturbators with a brand new battery-operated companion (check out the images below):

  1. Danae with Magic Wand by Gustav Klimt
    Here, the gorgeous red-haired goddess of one of Klimt’s masterpieces is nude and masturbating with a Hitachi Magic Wand as a gold river flows out from between her legs like ethereal cum.
  2. American Hitachi by Grant Wood
    This one’s of “American Gothic,” but with a Hitachi Magic Wand instead of a pitchfork! The rural couple already looks happier!
  3. Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
    In this painting a beautiful angel helps a stunning nude get off with a vibrator as fat little cherubs control the settings below. Touched by an angel indeed!
  4. Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
    Here, Venus relaxes naked in bed making sexy bedroom eyes at the viewer while playfully clutching her Hitachi Magic Wand. Venus, you feisty goddess, you!
  5. The Creation of the Magic Wand by Michelangelo
    Yup, you guessed it. Adam reaches out to touch God’s finger—with a Hitachi Magic Wand in his hand!

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The images of art history’s most famous nudes with vibrators can be found here.