Ariana Grande Drops Horniest Album Yet

Fans are feeling some things over Ariana Grande’s new album Positions—specifically, in their pants. “Ima leave it open like a door, come inside it/ Even though I’m wifey, you can hit it like a side chick,” she sings on “34 + 35.” (Hint: It equals 69). Other notable songs on the album include “Nasty,” where she talks about being impatient: “Swear it’s just right for ya/ Like this pussy designed for ya,” she sings softly.

Ariana’s lustful lyrics are also relating to a lot of people feeling sexually repressed in quarantine. “Why my pussy throbbing tho with this new album. GODDAMN,” said a fan on Twitter. “Ariana really just asked to be fucked till daylight and she’s never been more relatable than [right now]. Go ahead and get your back cracked sis,” another user tweeted.

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Check out more about Ariana Grande’s new horny album: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/ariana-grande-album-positions-horny-memes/

Ariana Grande Defends A$AP Rocky’s Dick After Leaked Sex Tape

7350054890_99bf861756_oOn Twitter, Ariana Grande came to the defense of A$AP Rocky after his alleged sex tape leaked. It seems there’s been some unflattering memes circulating about the tape—specifically, about Rocky’s dick. He tweeted: “MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO.”

If that wasn’t persuasive enough, Grande’s response was even better: “My friend Courtney said it looked just fine!” Grande tweeted, plugging Courtney Chipolone’s Instagram handle in the post. Grande then doubled-down on her remarks with a shoutout to her friend: “Merry Christmas Courtney,” the singer wrote. Chipolone wasn’t mad—she posted a screenshot of Grande’s original tweet to an Instagram story with the caption: “@arianagrande my guy.”

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Random Strangers Go At It In Public In Ariana Grande’s New Video 

arianaAriana Grande’s new song “Everyday” is a three-minute-long chorus about how her man “give it to [her] every day.” Yes, this song is basically an ode to getting some good dick. So it makes sense that her music video features people stopping everything in their everyday lives to just. go. at. it (check it out below).

The first couple—a big girl and her man—straight up go to town on each other all over the hood of a car, as shocked onlookers gawk and stare. Then some sexy lesbians suddenly get hot and heavy in a laundromat—on the washing machines, up against the dryer—they just don’t care. A pair of coworkers also interrupt their boring routines to really get down to business all over their company’s desks and, of course, on the copy machine. But the most shocking example of PDA is the elderly couple on a bus, ripping off each other’s clothes to get down like nobody’s business! If only we could all be this inspired to go at it, all day every day!

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People Are Starting To Realize What Ariana Grande’s Naughty Song ‘Side To Side’ Is Really About

hotgirlbikeSometimes, when you’re jamming out to a seemingly innocent song and you suddenly realize it’s not that innocent (to paraphrase Britney Spears), it’s like a (dirty) light bulb goes off above your head. And lately, a lot of shocked listeners have been having this reaction to Ariana Grande’s new song, “Side To Side.” While at first it might seem like she’s just talking about riding a bike, upon closer listening, she is definitely talking about something much much naughtier.

As Lena Dunham said on social media: “Jack just explained that the song Side to Side is about getting railed so hard you can’t walk. SO MANY EMOTIONZ.” So, yes, the lyric “ride dick bicycle” is in fact about getting dick so bomb you can’t walk straight. And “wrist icicle” is when you give a hand job and the cum drips off your wrist. Bless your smutty heart, Ariana!

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Check out more about the real, nasty meaning of Ariana Grande’s song “Side To Side”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/ariana-and-dick-so-bomb-you-cant-walk