#ThrowbackThursday Cornhub Brings You Nasty, Hot Corn For April Fool’s Day

In honor of April Fools Day which is quickly approaching we wanted to use this #ThrowbackThursday to go back two years ago when Pornhub was Cornhub, and officially won April Fool’s Day.

Image Source: Pornhub via Mashable

In 2016 the porn site’s front page, there is nothing but hot, buttery images of corn! In what’s sure to be the corniest of April Fool’s Day jokes, Cornhub is offering such videos as “slob on the cob” and “hot young corn gets plowed.” There is even an elaborate corn-porn video.

Viewers can actually watch “sexy Japanese corn” and “hot interracial shuck” with blue and yellow maize. “Hard shucking like you’ve never seen!” one video caption promises, while another offers, “First time kernel popping.” Because the porn site knows not to take the joke too far, leaving the front page will get you out of the corn maze and back into regular, non-vegetable related pornography. You know, if you’re into that.

In the mood to add some hot butter to your corn? You’ll never want to leave NiteFlirt’s corn maze!

Check out more about Cornhub here in Mashalble’s 2016 article here: https://mashable.com/2016/04/01/pornhub-cornhub-april-fools/#WIncDJRpmkql

The New Brilliant Invention in Sex Toys: the Permanent Vibrator

It might have taken us over 2 weeks to get this April Fools joke… but you have to admit it’s a great idea.  Even though sex toy manufacturers are creating smaller, couples-friendly vibrators for women to use during partner sex, there’s still the pesky problem of having to use one’s hands to keep the toy in place over the clit. And while hands-free vibrators will eventually start to become distributed to a sex shop near you, they’re so new that it’s too soon to say whether they will be good enough to replace tried-and-true vibrators. That’s why when Fun Factory announced a new product that will allow you to implant a vibrator conveniently inside you, the Orgasmia, we thought it was brilliant!  But alas, it’s not true.

The April Fools Day joke continues by saying that German doctors are creating the Orgasmia, a v-shaped vibrating implant, that will be able to reach the clit from inside the woman’s pussy! It can be controlled with Bluetooth technology, so you can access it with your phone or other Bluetooth devices. Not only that, but the vibrator is powered by the woman’s natural body heat, which means never having to change its batteries! The Orgasmia will cost around $6,500, and comes with a 20-year guarantee. That’s basically $325 a year – what a deal! Technology is amazing—especially when it comes (pun intended!) to creatively getting people off!

Sigh, if only this were true.

Good one Fun Factory, you got us! We can only hope that there’s a bit of truth in this joke!  Anyone know any German doctors with an interest in technology? Anyone?