Tag: Apple

Discord Blocks iOS Users From Porn

Discord just cock-blocked Apple users—literally. The group chat service recently announced it will block iOS users—including those 18 and older—from accessing NSFW servers on the iOS Discord app. According to a Discord spokesperson, the new policy is an effort to “to comply with Apple’s policies.”

Many are criticizing Discord’s decision, especially when it comes to defining what servers are and are not X-rated—a policy that will undoubtedly negatively affect adult content creators who rely on the site. Tumblr infamously banned NSFW content in 2018, a move that was also widely criticized at the time. A former Tumblr employee clapped back at Discord’s policy change: “When we dealt with this at Tumblr, it became my full time job for weeks to find incredibly complex ways to appease Apple’s censors,” he tweeted. “This happened every time they found a sexy blog they didn’t like.”

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Check out more about Discord blocking iOS users from porn: https://mashable.com/article/discord-blocks-nsfw-servers-ios/

The Apple Watch Tracks Calories Burned During Sex

While it might seem counter-intuitive, you should consider slipping on your Apple Watch before slipping into bed. Apple’s smartwatch is highly sensitive to users’ physical activity—which definitely includes sexual activity. It turns out Apple’s popular wearable tracks calories burned during sexual activity, including masturbation.

But be warned: it may place customers in embarrassing or violating scenarios, too. Last year, one Apple Watch user on Reddit claimed he accidentally revealed his masturbation schedule to his whole family after comparing and contrasting heart rate patterns. That same year, another Watch owner said he regularly forgets to take off his Apple Watch while masturbating, which can alert his wife to when he completes his Activity goals for the day!

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Check out more about the Apple Watch tracking users’ calories burned during sex: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/apple-watch-privacy-activity-sex/

Apple Changed the Peach Emoji To Look Less Like an Ass 

peachThe changes Apple made to the ass-shaped peach emoji is making a lot of people feel panicked. Now that they’ve redrawn the beloved peach to look less like an ass, Apple users are scrambling to find new ways to caption their butt selfies. Thankfully, the eggplant emoji remains unchanged.

While Apple’s latest iOs 10.2 software update for iPhones includes some great emoji additions like a face palm, David Bowie, and new and improved foods, their attempt to de-sexualize the peach has angered many sexters. Twitter users in particular are furious that the peach now simply looks like a fruit instead of a big, juicy ass: “I’m still using the new peach emoji as a butt. You can’t hold me down, @apple,” one hero tweeted. But a different Twitter user’s lament pretty much sums up what the rest of us are feeling: “omg no. they are killing the butt shaped peach emoji. how are we going to text about booties?” Butt-shaped peach, how will we ever sext without you?

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Check out more about Apple’s redesigned peach emoji that looks less like an ass: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/11/02/goodbye-peach-butt-apples-latest-emoji-update-includes-new-david-bowie-face-palm-emoji/