Surgeon Helps Clients Have Anal Sex Like A Porn Star

A doctor in New York City is one of the only surgeons in the world who is dedicated to helping assholes—literally. His life’s work is to make a patient’s anus look exactly how they dream about it looking. He also helps with sexual issues, like helping patients have anal sex like a porn star ― or just comfortably having anal sex, period.

The founder of Bespoke Surgical, he’s a specialized plastic surgeon dedicated to transforming the lives ― and anuses ― of his patients. He addresses medical issues with assholes, as well as cosmetic ones, and he does everything from cosmetic surgery to injecting botox into the ass. Patients who’ve undergone treatment say that seeking out his intimate expertise has been nothing short of life-changing for their sex lives.

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Check out more about an anal surgeon transforming peoples’ assholes and sex lives: https://nypost.com/2017/06/21/people-are-dropping-25000-to-get-anal-botox

Heroic Artist Gets ‘Make America Great Again’ Tattooed Around His Anus

TattooQueer performance artist Abel Azcona is letting Donald Trump know how he really feels—by tattooing the words “Make America Great Again” on his butt-hole! The tattooing happened in an art gallery in Chicago, amongst a large crowd of eager onlookers. The words of the president’s campaign slogan has been permanently inked onto the artist’s anus in what the artist describes as the ultimate queer, political act.

Azcona explains that he considers the anus tattoo to be a bold statement, where he is using his body as a political tool of resistance. “The anus is a pleasure zone for many people, and an area of sin for others. I think demystifying what the anus is, and writing a fascist political motto like that in my anus, is a clearly critical and subversive action,” the artist explained to HuffPo. As a performance artist for more than 12 years, his painfully powerful statement is another way for him to use his body as a “weapon of empowerment.” It’s pretty clear where he thinks Trump can stick his campaign promise!

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Check out more about the artist who tattooed “Make America Great Again” on his anus: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/make-america-great-again-anus-tattoo_us_58cac967e4b0ec9d29d9bba0?23423423

You’ve Never Seen Anything Like This Artist’s Erotic, Surreal Tumblr

NSFW Girls UnawareA Hamburg-based male artist, who chooses to remain anonymous, is behind the fantastical freakiness Girls Unawares, the Tumblr that remixes body parts into monstrous creations. The Tumblr is both an erotic celebration and a radical project in the name of self-love and acceptance. “Sure, masturbate or let someone you love choke you. Your body hair, stretch marks and freckles are beautiful!” says the artist.

He uses clay to make such works as an erect cock in a priest’s robe, arms wide open like Christ the Redeemer. You’ll also find bright, candy-striped toothpaste neatly being squeezed out of an anus and onto a toothbrush! Other uncanny creations include a pussy with cat whiskers, a cigarette-smoking vayjayjay, and a butthole serving up frozen yogurt! The artist takes cues from the generation of virtual activists and creatives he finds on Tumblr, who reject white-washed images of “artificially beautified bodies” and instead go for “radical acceptance”: “They use BDSM as their playground or just as a fashion statement. And most importantly, they want to decide for themselves about their bodies and their sexuality.” Nothing weird about that!

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Check out the erotic, surreal works of Girls Unawares: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/artist-will-turn-your-tumblr-profile-into-a-freaky-nsfw-surrealist-masterpiece_us_57588a79e4b00f97fba73231

Enter a Giant Butthole in Japan

shortsexHave you ever longed to travel along with the Magic School Bus through a human body? Well, if you’re in Japan, you actually can—except instead of a body, you can just explore a giant anus! The exhibit, called Karada no Fushigi Daibouken 2015 (からだのふしぎ大冒険2015) or “The Mysterious Great Adventure of the Body 2015,” is promising to get people interested in science—literally through the endlessly fascinating wonders of the ass!

After walking through a giant butthole, you can also engage in other types of ass-play, such as going down a poop slide (poop shoot?)! The aim of the hands-on, ass-centric exhibit is to teach human biology by exploring how the body actually works. And what better way to do that than with anal exploration? Japan, thank you for helping us to bravely enter—slowly at first and with plenty of lubrication—your anal wonderland!

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Check out more about the Japanese exhibit that lets you enter a giant butthole here: https://kotaku.com/enter-a-huge-butthole-in-japan-1722184062