7 Tweets Only People Who Have Licked A Butthole Will Understand

accidentally-dirty-photos-11There are two types of people: those who eat ass and those who don’t. And if you do, you’ll find these tweets about rimming to be very relatable—and also hilarious. Here’s the best thoughts on tossing salad in 140-characters or less.

  1. ‘Omg McDonald’s is disgusting don’t you know what they make their chicken out of??’ Ma’am I’ve literally put my tongue in an asshole before.”Mmmm, finger-lickin’ good!
  2. The president of 2045 is probably on Twitter right now tweeting about eating ass. Our country is in good hands.” Agreed!
  3. I eat ass so I can safely confirm this tweet: ‘Eating cake is way more fun when it jiggles.’” Tasty and true!
  4. I really can’t imagine this generation as old ppl. 80 year olds reminiscing about trap music and eating ass.” Ah, yes—the best generation!
  5. Tell a guy you wanna go eat at a vegan restaurant and they acting disgusted like they don’t eat ass for a late night snack.” Personal preferences…to each their own!
  6. When you try to eat a light dinner because you need to save room for all the ass you’re going to eat later.” Gotta save room for dessert!
  7. His momma: ‘My baby sure can eat!’Me: mmmhmm.” Your momma raised you well!

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Check out more hilarious tweets about eating ass: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/no-booty-flakes-for-me

Finally, a Love Song About Ass-Play

If Boyz II Men were trying to seduce a lady in a not-safe-for-radio version of “I’ll Make Love To You,” it’d sound something like the Youtube sensation Buckwheat Groats’ song “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt.” The song is a romantic love letter to analingus and the “hella freaky stuff” you do for love. Because when you love someone, you just wanna “eat the butt like a ‘meaty p zone’ from Pizza Hut”!

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Tonight, Buckwheat really, really wants to eat Bae’s butt. He wants to “eat it like a snack. Eat it like the Times wrote a 4-star review on that ass crack.” But he understands “you might have some reservations about eating booty, like what’s gonna happen if I go in there and see some doodee.” It’s cool though, cause he knows “that salad gotta get tossed,” so believe him when he says it’s no big deal if he gets some “extra dressing.” Yeah, just relax, girl, and “clamp those butt cheeks on my head and then smother me.”

Looking for a tasty treat tonight? Just relax, Bae, and let us do our thang!

Check out Buckwheat Groats’ love ballad for the ages “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt” here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/analingus-music-video/