Tag: Amazon

Amazon Driver Fired After Scantily Clad Woman Caught Slipping Out Backdoor

Turns out there’s an Amazon walk of shame. A Florida Amazon driver has been sacked after a scantily clad woman was filmed clambering out of the backdoor of his delivery vehicle. A now-viral video of the scandalous joy-ride amassed 11.3 million views on TikTok.

The 11-second footage shows an Amazon courier opening the backdoor of his van to let a blond woman in a black mini-dress hop out—less than a week later, the driver has reportedly been canned for the backdoor scandal. “He was just showing her his package,” quipped one social media comedian. Another joked, “She’s got that Prime Plus membership.”

Got an active “sex drive?” Let’s get scandalous on NiteFlirt!

Check out more about an Amazon driver getting sacked after a video of a woman hopping out of the back of his vehicle went viral: https://nypost.com/2021/10/29/amazon-driver-fired-after-woman-caught-leaving-van/

Users Admit They Want To Fuck Amazon’s Alexa

Image Credit: NASA

In case you thought the coronavirus lockdown wasn’t making people desperate enough, people are now apparently getting turned on by Amazon’s Alexa. According to sex toy company We-Vibe, which surveyed about 1,000 participants about their robotic sexual preferences, 28% of people said Alexa makes them horny. Since users aren’t leaving the house during the pandemic, Alexa, situated conveniently in many peoples’ bedrooms, is perfect for companionship during solitary evenings.

Experts say that Alexa’s signature smooth voice is a turn-on—especially during these anxious times. Sexperts say, “It has that low, sexy tone. People associate a sexy voice with low tones to it, and her voice has that. That can be part of what’s turning guys on and making them attracted to her.” But Alexa fetishists should be forewarned: Amazon might be listening to you talking dirty to the digital help…

In the mood for a little companionship? Come talk dirty to us here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about people getting turned on by Alexa: https://nypost.com/2020/07/21/28-percent-of-users-admit-theyre-attracted-to-amazons-alexa-study/

Porn Star Asa Akira Writes Haikus

3143079032_43aa6bd1fa_zPorn legend Asa Akira is a woman of many talents, including a surprising one: haikus. In her new book Dirty Thirty: A Memoir, she shares some of her poetry at the end of her essays… and they’re exactly what you’d expect them to be. As the Amazon description of her memoir says, the focus is “straightforward writings on love, sex, death, marriage and celebrity”.

Reviews for the book have been positive so far, currently sitting at an impressive 4.5 stars. One reviewer comments that it’s “(a)n honest expression of aging gracefully as a wife, porn star, writer, bad bitch.” Another writes, “The finished product seems effortless, beautiful, and leaves the audience wanting more.” Sounds like much of her other work, so if she steps away from adult films, maybe a literary future awaits her!

Looking for something else to keep you wanting more? We can help with that at NiteFlirt!

Find Asa Akira’s book on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Dirty-Thirty-Memoir-Asa-Akira/dp/1627781641

 

Man Leaves Hilarious Review For Sex Toy He Claims ‘Nearly Killed Him’

24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zA man in the UK left an Amazon review for a sex toy that worked “so well” it “almost killed him.” In the review, he explained that he “didn’t have high hopes” for the toy, as it only cost £25.99. But when he used the clitoral stimulator on his girlfriend, her orgasm was so intense that she kicked him in the jaw and knocked him out – fearing she had killed him.

Nevertheless, the satisfied customer left the product a five star rating, and admitted that it was “a good toy” – but “should be used with riot gear.” The hilarious review was shared on Twitter and quickly racked up 1,000 likes and retweets, with one replying  “Omg that’s brilliant. I’m off to order one now.” The man said, “She turned it onto the first setting and we got going, after about 30 seconds she pressed the toy down and – well I can’t remember the rest.”

Looking for an intense experience? We have very satisfied customers here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about a hilarious review on amazon for a “dangerous” sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7869599/Boyfriend-leaves-hilarious-review-claiming-sex-toy-nearly-killed-him.html

National Enquirer Tried To Extort Jeff Bezos Over Dick Pics

15929936930_14a78eca47_mA shocking headline that read “Bezos Reveals Pecker” was splashed across newsstands recently—but not for the reasons you think. Jeff Bezos has published a letter sent to him by a National Enquirer editor, David Pecker, threatening to publish his dick pics. The editor also claimed to have nude photos of the woman Bezos had an affair with, specifically her “nether regions.”

But Bezos wasn’t having it—he posted the letter, explaining “if in my position I can’t stand up to this kind of extortion, how many people can?” Some of the racy photos include Bezos’ mistress simulating oral sex on a cigar, a naked bathroom selfie, Bezos’ dick and his mistresses’ pussy. Bezos said that while he doesn’t want the world seeing his dick, this issue of tabloids trying to extort him is too huge to ignore.

Looking for some ‘scandalous’ action? Come to NiteFlirt, and we’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out more about the National Enquirer trying to extort Jeff Bezos over nude sexts: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6680669/National-Enquirer-threatened-publish-explicit-nude-photos-Jeff-Bezos-mistress.html

Jeff Bezos’ Sext Is Now A Meme

ombinedJeff Bezos is much better at running a billion dollar empire than he is at sexting. According to the National Enquirer, Bezos sexted this to news anchor Lauren Sanchez: “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.” The horny, strange sexts sparked some very creative memes from the internet.

As one Twitter user said, “Jeff Bezos sexts like he’s an AI in a human suit.” Another tweet asked, “which version is worse though: ‘I love you, ALIVE GIRL’; ‘I love you ALIVE, girl’; ‘I love you, a LIVE GIRL.’?” But perhaps the most, ahem, on-the-nose tweet: “just got a sext from jeff bezos reading: “i’ll be over soon with my eyes, nose, mouth, head, body, legs, neck, ears, fingers and of course blood. Xx’ fuckin hot SHIT!!!”

Looking for some good dirty talk? We know a thing or two about that at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Jeff Bezo’s strange sexts: https://mashable.com/article/jeff-bezos-i-love-you-alive-girl-sext-meme/#mjKLDC.cmiqn

Nearly Half Of Millennials Would Rather Give Up Sex Than Amazon

wtf-1780728_640Which would you rather give up for a year, your Amazon account or sex? If you’re a millennial, you might choose the latter. According to a new survey from Business Insider, nearly half (44 percent) would give up sex to keep their Amazon account. Obviously, Twitter had some thoughts about this.

As one Twitter user asked, “What’s the percentage among millennials who are actually having sex?” Others questioned whether respondents were actually serious: “90% of millennials are just trolling when they answer questions so account for that.” But some weren’t that surprised: “the lamest generation.”

Looking for some good sex? We’d never give that up for all the Amazon accounts in the world here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about a survey showing that millennials would rather give up sex than Amazon: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/millennial-amazon-shoppers-sex/

You Can Soon Have ‘Sex’ With Amazon’s Alexa

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotEveryone’s favorite virtual assistant will soon be able to assist in your sex life! Alexa, Amazon’s voice controlled AI, has made its way into the Lovense series of smart sex toys. Lovense toys can already be controlled remotely using an app, but before long you can give Alexa commands that will also activate them.

Kinksters will be able to control their partners’ sex toys from afar, including changing the intensity of the vibrations. You’ll be able to ask Alexa to make you or your partner “smile,” which will result in a less powerful buzz than asking to “moan,” or even “scream.” Lovense is also working on making it possible for Alexa to set an alarm clock for the toys to vibrate at specific times of the day, and for Alexa to sync your toy to Spotify to make it buzz along to music.

Looking for a “smart” way to enhance your sex life? We can always make you smile, moan or scream here on NiteFlirt!

Check out more about using Alexa in the bedroom: https://nypost.com/2018/07/20/you-can-soon-have-sex-with-amazons-alexa/

Amazon Tries To Get To The Bottom Of Its Sex Toy Mystery

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysAmazon is scratching its head over a strange sex toy mystery. Unsolicited packages containing sex toys are being sent to its users, but no one knows why. Amazon says its investigating the X-rated mystery boxes that have been turning up at homes around the US and Canada for the past weeks.

So far, Amazon has had no luck in identifying the naughty Secret Santa. Just last month, a total of 40 individual Amazon items, including a vibrator and a fleshlight, were mailed to students at universities across Canada. Some believe it could be a way of gaming the Amazon review system by creating fake accounts and then giving the product a 5-star review. But Amazon doesn’t think so, and for now is still hot on the heels of the sex toy case.

Still haven’t received your special delivery? We’re all about X-rated mysteries on NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Amazon users getting unsolicited sex toys: https://nypost.com/2018/02/14/amazon-doesnt-know-why-customers-keep-getting-unsolicited-sex-toys/

Amazon’s Alexa Will ‘Set The Mood’ When You’re ‘Feeling Sexy’

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_positionsEverybody knows background music is the best thing for surreptitiously getting it on. And thanks to SKYN condoms, there’s now a seamless way to keep the rhythm going when you’re busy getting down. Amazon’s Alexa is serving up some sexy ambience with its new feature that allows users to “Set the Mood.”

As SKYN explains, “Set the Mood” will allow you to “discover the connection between music and sex” by offering “custom curated music from cutting edge DJs.” You can choose from five different “moods” and activate it by simply telling Alexa, “I’m feeling sexy.” Reviewers have said the moods “tend toward the electronic and dance end of the spectrum,” but hey, when you’re feeling sexy, you can let Alexa set the mood as you seductively croon, “Let’s Get It On.”

Looking for something sexy yourself? We always keep the rhythm going at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Alexa setting the mood here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amazon-alexa-set-the-mood-sexy-time_us_593ac346e4b0b13f2c69ccbc