Kinkster Says She’s In A Sexual Relationship With Airplanes

A kinkster who has a fetish for airplanes says she goes on vacation a lot. The German woman revealed she’s “in a sexual relationship” with aircrafts. She added that she finds the wings of the plane are the sexiest part of the plane—and size doesn’t matter.

“I currently own three large models, [but] I also have many small models, over 60 in total, and they are custom-made,” the frequent flyer said in a recent interview. “Many are from airlines or from travel agencies, with the larger models measuring between 49-inches and 63-inches long.” The woman said she’s spent nearly $4,267 on model airplanes, and revealed that she identifies as “objectum sexual”. “Currently there are small plans to get married to the 737 series. However, I will not move abroad,” she said.

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US Air Force Draws A Dick In The Sky Near Russian Military Facilities

It seems a US Air Force refueler knows how to spend their time wisely. According to data from air-traffic tracking site FlightRadar24, the pilot drew a “phallic pattern” in the sky near several Russian military facilities in Syria. After an hour’s journey of flying east and past the island nation of Cyprus, it spent two more hours flying in a pattern resembling a dick.

The flight was just off the Syrian coast, where several Russian military facilities are located. One is an air base that has been “instrumental in servicing Russian air traffic” in the Middle East and Africa. It’s unclear if the pilot’s flight pattern was intentionally made to resemble a dick, but the US Air Force has yet to comment.

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Check out more about a US Air Force member drawing a giant cock in the sky near Russian military facilities: https://www.insider.com/us-air-force-flight-drew-phallic-pattern-near-russian-facility-2022-11

Woman Caught At Airport Carrying Boyfriend’s Ashes Inside Sex Toy

An Australian’s kinky carry-on is not gonna fly. The woman was caught passing through airport security with her dead boyfriend’s ashes hidden in a wearable sex toy, she said in a viral TikTok video. She was about to board a flight in the United Arab Emirates while wearing a butt plug in her late lover’s “favorite place” when security officials raised alarms, she said.

The woman, whose Tiktok footage had raked in 4.9 million views, said her late boyfriend gave her the sex toy as a gag gift before he died. But airport security officials, who may have assumed the device was a weapon, weren’t laughing. “And they said romance is dead,” one user teased.

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Check out more about a woman getting caught at the airport carrying her boyfriend’s ashes inside a sex toy: https://nypost.com/2022/11/10/woman-caught-at-airport-carrying-boyfriends-ashes-inside-sex-toy/

Model Passes Out While Joining Mile High Club

A model joined the Mile High Club—but she might not remember it that well. The woman passed out at the moment of climax with her boyfriend after they experienced extreme turbulence at 5,000 feet. The model told her 467K+ followers on TikTok that she and her boyfriend were on vacation in Las Vegas when they decided to charter a “sex jet.”

She and her boyfriend found a company in Sin City operating a small private plane that caters specifically to couples looking to join the Mile High Club. But the alcohol and high temperatures suddenly combined with turbulence and extreme pleasure proved too much for her to handle. “One minute we were going for it and I came so hard and then fainted underneath my boyfriend,” she confessed. “We both really enjoyed the experience, [and] we’ll definitely be going up again!” she said.

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Check out more about a model passing out while having sex in a private plane: https://nypost.com/2021/12/10/models-mile-high-sex-scare-i-fainted-underneath-my-boyfriend/

Delta Restores Same-Sex Love Scenes To ‘Booksmart’ And ‘Rocketman’

2900305586_530cf11668_oAfter massive online backlash, Delta Air Lines is restoring the original versions of Booksmart and Rocketman for in-flight viewing. Booksmart’s director, Olivia Wilde, wrote on Twitter, “They muted or cut the word ‘vagina.’ VAGINA. They removed Molly’s entire scissoring sequence. They cut Molly’s masturbating story. They cut the porn moment in the Lyft.”

According to a response from Delta, the airline uses a third party company that censors films based on what it deems inappropriate. In the case of several films, that appears to be any mention of an LGBTQ relationship or female pleasure. Delta was quick to apologize, promising that this would not happen again.

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Check out more about Delta restoring same-sex love scenes to in-flight movies: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/delta-same-sex-love-scenes-booksmart-rocketman/

Fetishist Is Sexually Attracted To An Airplane

2900305586_530cf11668_oLove is in the air for a 30-year-old woman from Berlin who’s fallen hard for an airplane. She has objectophilia — sexual or romantic attraction to an object — and claims she’s in a relationship with a Boeing 737-800. She says her relationship with the “beautiful” aircraft is very physical, and because conjugal visits are so rare, she sleeps beside a model airplane.

At home, she’s intimate with real airplane parts, cuddling and fondling them. And when she sees her real love in person, she fingers and caresses the buttons and levers in the cockpit, and lovingly kisses and hugs the plane. It seems the problem with falling in love with a plane is the long distances…

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Check out more about a fetishist who’s in love with an airplane: https://nypost.com/video/love-is-in-the-air-for-woman-sexually-attracted-to-an-airplane/

6 Real-Life Mile High Club Confessions That’ll Leave You Speechless

Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel
Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel

BuzzFeed asked its readers to share their wildest sexual adventures on an airplane, and the results did not disappoint. From finger-banging and blowjobs to full on fucking in the airplane lavatory, these thrill seekers definitely know how to keep things exciting in the air. Here are 6 airplane-sex stories to inspire your next adventure.

  1. When the person next to us left to go to the bathroom, we ended up doing the dirty right under the blanket. The adrenaline was great, and we ended up doing the same thing on our flight back.”
    Naughty!
  2. “My boyfriend finger-fucked me under a blanket on a plane. On the flight back, I rubbed him off, also under a blanket. My apologies to the flight attendants.”
    That could’ve made for some uncomfortable aisle banter!
  3. We were on a red-eye back home from a trip to Vegas, and we traded blow jobs. It wasn’t too difficult. The plane was pitch-black and everyone around us was asleep. We didn’t last too long… the thrill of doing something wicked made us both a quick shot.”
    What happens on the plane ride back from Vegas stays on the plane ride back from Vegas.
  4. It was around 3 a.m. and we were, um, feeling it. While everyone was asleep, we went to the bathroom and did the deed. It was fun, but I’m pretty sure we woke up a few people because when we walked out, I heard two or three people snicker a little.”
    When the mood strikes…
  5. “I’m a flight attendant. I once witnessed a couple who met pre-flight. They boarded, and the other flight attendants and I didn’t realize they had been drinking. In the middle of the flight, they started making out in their seats and taking off their clothes before we were able to stop them from going any further.”
    That must have made for an awkward flight!
  6. We waited until about 2 a.m. and the lights were all off and the stewardesses stopped roaming. As I jerked him off, I called him ‘daddy’ and he bit his neck pillow to be quiet, right next to the old man who was sleeping next to him.”
    Oh, daddy!

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Check out more airplane-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/ive-had-it-with-these-motherfucking-sinners-on-this