You Can Now Watch ‘Hamilton’ On Pornhub

9876280146_6533018f8a_zIf you didn’t get Hamilton tickets this Christmas, we’ve got some good news: it’s now available for viewing online. It’s true, you can watch the genre-bending musical totally free. There’s just one catch: you’ll have to watch it on Pornhub.

One generous user named “Broadwayfucker” uploaded the 75-minute clip to the x-rated site under the title “REVOLUTIONARY TWINKS HAVE HISTORICAL FUN.” Another user then tag-teamed the video, sharing another video of the same length under the name “revolutionary boys get dirty on american politics part 1.” Not only can you watch the show that’s nearly impossible to get tickets for, but the videos are shot from very expensive upper balcony seats. Thanks, Pornhub bootleggers, for giving users the best Christmas gift ever!

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Here’s more about how you can watch Hamilton on Pornhub: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/hamilton-act-one-pornhub/

8 Porn Stars’ Confessions 

Image Source: Screenshot capture from PornHub via The Daily BeastWorking in the adult film industry isn’t all fun and games. While some adult entertainers thrive on the hot sex and the empowerment they feel doing it on camera, others feel they need to hide their porn identities from friends and family. Here are 8 confessions from real people in porn.

  1. No one that knows me would ever guess I get paid to do amateur porn. They all think I’m so proper and ladylike.”
    Lady on the street, freak in the sheets. What a naughty, secret double-life!
  2. I’ve been in 10 amateur lesbian porn videos to pay for college. I don’t regret it at all.”
    Ain’t no shame in this college grad’s game!
  3. I worked in the porn industry and now all I want to do is watch people have sex.”
    Makes sense to us!
  4. I have no idea what to tell my family when they ask me what my career is. I’m a porn star and there’s no way I can open up about it.”
    Probably wouldn’t make for polite dinner conversation…
  5. I work in porn and I love it because I can live out my sexual fantasies in a safe, controlled space.”
    Dream job!
  6. I’m a porn star, but I don’t know how to tell my new girlfriend. I’m afraid I might scare her away.”
    Professional hazard of being a porn star.
  7. I’m a porn star and can’t help but wonder how many people I pass on the street have seen me naked.”
    One of the big questions in life…
  8. Working in porn gave me a greater sense of self and higher standards of men.”
    Right on!

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Check out more porn stars’ confessions here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTMR5MXaexU

Porn Stars Reveal What They’d Do For Work If They Didn’t Do Porn

5363515948_0afee4be51_zThe average porn career lasts between 6 and 18 months, so it makes sense for adult entertainers to consider what they’d be doing if they weren’t doing each other! In a new video by Wood Rocket, adult film performers reveal what they’d do for a living—if they weren’t getting paid to fuck on camera. And while some of the professions are shockingly normal (nanny or librarian), others are just shocking (watch the video below)!

Charlotte Cross takes a practical approach to the inevitability of a career change one day: “Porn is very temporary,” she explains. “Eventually, everybody’s gonna get tired of seeing loads blown on my face!” Jeze Belle would probably be doing something kind of morbid, like working in a funeral home—except, you know, as a “sexy mortician.” Another actress wanted to use her skills as a porn star to help others learn about getting off as a “sex educator.” Nursing is also a very “hands-on” career…sort of like porn? Amber Ivy was working in a lab before she began working in porn, but decided to “take dicks for a living instead.” And regardless of vocation, one thing’s for sure: “I would still be having a lot of sex.”

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Check out what porn stars would be doing for work if they didn’t do porn here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-stars-reveal-what-theyd-do-for-work-if-they-didnt-do-porn_us_575954c7e4b00f97fba75158

California Now Requires Porn Stars To Wear Goggles During Shoots

gogglespicCalifornia’s Division of Occupational Safety and Health has recently taken even more extreme measures to shut down the porn industry. It’s well known that California no longer wants the adult entertainment industry to operate there, so the state has been finding ways to force porn makers out with increasingly oppressive rules and regulations. There’s now a 21-page document of safety standards outlining in graphic detail the mandatory “safety precautions” each adult film actor must take when performing various sex acts—including wearing safety goggles!

Under the category “Personal Protective Equipment,” porn actors are required to wear and/or be provided with “condoms, gloves for cleaning, and, if contact of the eyes with OPIM-STI [pre-ejaculate, ejaculate, semen, vaginal secretions, fecal matter and rectal secretions, etc.] is reasonably anticipated, eye protection.” After this latest low blow, porn producers aren’t the only ones calling foul on California’s openly hostile regulations on the porn industry. Diane Duke, the CEO of the Canoga Park-based Free Speech Coalition, said in the LA Daily News that “These are regulations designed for medical settings, and are unworkable on an adult film set — or even a Hollywood film set.” She’s advocating for those in the adult film industry to have more input in creating these so-called safety standards “in ways that protect adult film performers without stigmatizing and shutting down an entire industry.”

Geez, California—it’s bad enough you have a terrible drought; stop trying to dry up porn too! Come celebrate the freedom of adult entertainment with us—no safety goggles required!

Read more about Cali’s porn safety standards here.