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NiteFlirt Holiday Twitter Contest

It’s the holiday season and we want to see all of you get into the spirit! We want to see everyone in their sexiest holiday costumes. So, we decided to have a little contest to help make sure we see all your great pics – and you can win a little NiteFlirt cash while you’re at it.

Tweet a photo of you in your sexiest holiday costumes to us! Hanukkah, Christmas, New Year’s…whatever means holiday to you! Be sure to use the hashtag #HolidayFlirt and include your member name and @niteflirt to enter to win! If you’re a flirt, don’t forget to include a link back to your Goodies page where people can buy more pictures of you in (or out of) your costume.

Tip: If your url is too long you can shorten your links. Bit.ly, ow.ly, and tiny url are great services to do this.

Every tweet and every retweet will count as an entry into the contest. We’ll collect all the entries and randomly select a winner! The winner will have $100 credited to their NiteFlirt account (so make sure we know what your NiteFlirt member name is!)

$100!

We will be accepting submissions until 11:59pm PST Jan. 2 and will announce a winner on Jan. 5.

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Disclaimer: All NiteFlirt members are eligible for the holiday Twitter Contest. Each tweet and retweet with the hashtag #HolidayFlirt is considered an entry for the member mentioned in the tweet, tweet must also include a photo. The winner will be drawn at random from the entries. Prize money will be credited to your NiteFlirt account within 14 days of the promotion. Active NiteFlirt Flirts can be paid out the NiteFlirt cash with their earnings, all other members can use the prize money on NiteFlirt. NiteFlirt considers any Flirt who has earned money on NiteFlirt in the last 30 days as active. Winners will be announced via the @NiteFlirt twitter account on Jan. 5, 2015.

NEWS: Enter At Your Own Risk: Most Dangerous Sex Positions

Sex, we all know, is not generally dangerous (unless you’re, say, dangling from a helicopter in a sex swing). But injuries during sex have been known to happen, especially when the positions get, well, tricky. Here are some of the most dangerous sex positions (click for illustrations!):

The Head Game
This involves a woman getting fucked upside down with her legs on the man’s shoulders. While this looks like fun, the woman could get a pretty serious neck injury going at it like that!
The Passion Propellor
This epitomizes a Cosmopolitan novelty sex position: basically, the dude spins 360 degrees with his cock still inside his lady friend. Like a propellor. That definitely sounds like it should have the disclaimer: Do Not Attempt At Home.
Standing 69
Again with the upside down balancing act—only pro’s should attempt this!
The Butter Churner
Here the woman is upside down (seems to be a theme!) with the man squatting above and fucking her. This looks hot, but it could get dangerous!
The Pair of Tongs
Here a woman holds herself up on the floor with her arms while her lower half is held by her man (it pretty much looks like a wheelbarrow race) who is basically scissoring her in mid-air. Yogic!
Swiss Ball Blitz
This is fucking on a bouncing ball. Nuff said.

Well, there you have it, sex positions that can fuck you up when you’re just trying to get fucked! We love getting adventurous, but we’re happy with less complicated sex positions too. In the mood for the good old fashioned stuff? We know we are!

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NEWS: Sex is Better for Happiness than Money

We all know money can’t buy happiness, but did you know that sex can bring you more happiness than making money? Researchers at Dartmouth analyzed the sexual activity and happiness levels of 16,000 people for over 10 years, and found that sex “enters so strongly (and) positively in happiness equations” that fucking just once a month is equivalent to the amount of happiness one would feel earning an additional $50,000 in income. Basically, researchers figured out that the happiest people are those getting laid the most. We could have told you that!

Another study in New Zealand confirms the findings of this study, asserting that fucking is pretty much the best thing there is to increase your happiness. This is because it generates “the most pleasure, meaning and engagement for people.” It’s also true that people who had sex three to four times a week earned more money than those who got laid less frequently. The long and short of it: Mo’ money + Mo’ sex = happiness. Better get to work (wink wink)!

So there you have it: the pursuit of happiness is all between the sheets! Feel like increasing your happiness levels? We have just the thing for that right here!

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Get to Know “LadyExotic”…

By “LadyExotic”

Hi, my name is MiMi. I am also known as Ms. Lady Exotic. I am a fun-loving, sweet southern girl that enjoys the naughtier things in life! As you probably can tell by now, I have a thing for pushing sexual pleasures. I love to please myself when needed to, and I am very open about the way it makes me feel. I realized that if I can have this much fun pleasing myself I could have twice as much fun with someone else. So needlessly I say I stepped into the phone sex industry to be able to share my sexual desires anyone willing to listen. I must admit it has been such a rewarding treat to be able to not only experience mind blowing orgasms with sexy guys, but to be able to develop a friendship with them as well. To me this phone sex is so much more than sex. To me it’s about truly connecting to that person.

I love being a flirt on Niteflirt because it allows me to be myself. I can be as naughty as I want, and I like that. Mmm, Mmmm! Just being honest! Seriously though, I love everything about sex. I love exploring different fantasies, but I must admit that if I had to pick a favorite part of sex it would the feeling we both get when your cock begins to throb as you stroke harder and faster. Yes, the feeling right before we are about to explode. This to me is the climax of sex, and I love to experience this with sex, guys!

Earlier I mentioned to you that I am known as Ms. Lady Exotic. I chose this name for myself because with me I will take you away to my exotic island where I promise you will have to time of your life. Here on my island I will serve you the sweetest pineapples. The exotic fruit on my island is pineapple. I see that it is only right for me to have such an exotic fruit for an exotic lady. I want every visitor that comes to my exotic island to experience the sweetest pineapples their taste buds can handle. When you bite into me baby, I will send chills down your spine!

On my paradise all fetishes are welcome. I love a guy that opens up and allows me to experience their sexual fetish with them. I am a true sucka for a guy that has a fetish for spanking a naughty girl like me. I love how they are so dominant when they spank me. The naughty girl in me loves to bend at the waist for her spanking! I do not consider myself ordinary, but I rather look at myself as extraordinary because I like the way the extra looks. I think I wear it fine, don’t you?

NEWS: Creepy Sexual Text Theater

There’s an amazing video on Uproxx.com of sexy actress Sasha Grey reading some of the grossest, most ridiculous, and hilarious sexual text messages ever sent. These are real text messages, sent by real dudes to potential sex partners. And you won’t believe the weird, kinky shit that they say! Here are some of the highlights (watch the Creepy Text Theater video below):

1.
Creepy Text Dude: “Have you heard what scientists are saying?”
Unwitting Recipient of Creepy Text: “What?”
CTD: “That there’s only gonna be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.”

2.
CTD: “Do you like tapes and cds?”
UROCT: “Yeah?”
CTD: “Good, I’m going to tape my dick to your forehead so that you can cds nuts.”

3.
CTD: “Daisies or roses?”
UROCT: “Daisies.”
CTD: “Ok. Just wondering what to put in the casket after I murder that pussy.”

4.
CTD: “What’s the difference between jam and jelly?”
UROCT: “Ooh clever. Well I know the difference.”
CTD: “And what it is?”
UROCT: “Jam has whole fruit pieces.”
CTD: “Nope. The real difference is that I can’t jelly my dick in your ass.”

5.
CTD: “Are you a washing machine?”
UROCT: “Yeah.”
CTD: “Good because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.”

We repeat, these are actual text messages sent by actual horny humans out into the world. Hm, wonder if they’ve ever worked…? No need for strange pick-up lines here: we are always ready for the party in your pants!

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NEWS: Dominatrix Led Fetish Fitness Classes in LA

Los Angeles dominatrix, Snow Mercy, wants to whip your pathetic ass into shape at her new fetish fitness class for submissives. She looks like Snow White, holds a Ph.D. in biochemistry, and likes to get her students sweaty and fit by exercising her control over them, dominatrix style. Mercy says of her class, “I am the dominatrix leading all the submissives, and the submissives have to compete. It’s a genuine fitness class and it’s designed to increase their endurance, agility and stamina.”

Hard to argue when your dominatrix instructor looks like that!

Mercy started out working in a dungeon in LA as a way to pay for grad school, and has continued to work as a dominatrix for the past 10 years. She started doing a fetish-themed fitness class back in 2008 because she wanted to perfect her flogging techniques, and from that developed a new fitness regime that combines humiliation, strength, agility, endurance and, most importantly, obedience which meshed with her dominatrix self. She even does private training sessions with clients—one fellow likes working out in a yellow tutu while a group of beautiful women taunt and humiliate him. She also leads group treks around LA, where some “carry [her] water and wipe the sweat off [her] brow.” Only in LA! Love the dominatrix lifestyle!

Feel like getting your ass whipped into shape? We have the perfect workout for you right here in our own dominatrix section!

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NEWS: Lab-Grown Penises Coming Soon

Though it sounds like something straight out of science fiction, lab-grown cocks are soon going to become a reality. Human trials of lab-grown penises may be coming (wink wink) in the next 4 to 5 years due to funding from the Armed Forces Institute of Regenerative Medicine. This could revolutionize the treatment of men with congenital abnormalities, penile cancer, and erectile dysfunction as well as those who lost their genitals through injury. A similar treatment has already worked for women, with 4 successful lab-grown pussy’s already implanted!

Researchers made headlines in 2009 for growing penile erectile tissue in a lab and building a “functional engineered solid organ” for rabbits. And now they are making progress on a human version. Dr. James Yoo, a researcher on the effort, describes it like this: “Think of it like a building. If you remove all the furniture and the people, you’re still left with the main structure of the building. Then you replace the tenants with new ones. That’s the whole idea. It’s just that the building is a penis and the tenants are cells.” Basically, growing a penis works by relying on a donated organ that is stripped down to its basic structural cells, which then act like a “scaffold” on which cells taken from the patient are grown until it’s developed enough to be surgically attached. Science is amazing!

We aren’t brilliant scientists in a fancy lab, but we know a thing or two about helping cocks to grow!

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NEWS: Britain censorship laws crack down on BDSM porn

Fetish porn producers in Britain are yelling “bloody hell!” this week after a new set of censorship laws aimed at BDSM internet porn. And the Brits who want to get their rocks off to some good old fashioned kinky BDSM aren’t happy about it either. That’s right, the UK prudes have just banned a variety of sex acts from porn videos made in the UK, most of which are BDSM related. As Frankie Mullin at Vice explains, “That means that British pornography producers will no longer be able to offer content online that couldn’t be bought in a sex shop.”

Basically, the censorship laws say that all streaming content must not contain anything that might corrupt the morals of impressionable, under 18 people—and to the people who passed these laws, that mostly means fetish, BDSM porn. Some of the specially restricted BDSM porn includes: caning, spanking, aggressive whipping, penetration by any object “associated with violence,” physical or verbal abuse, urolangia (i.e., “water sports”), strangulation, and, bizarrely, facesitting. The last one just seems excessively prudish, and sexist—they also banned female ejaculation and fisting. These new rules just seem like another way to censor perfectly consensual BDSM acts and further stigmatize a kinky niche sex market.

We say to British BDSM censorship: Bollocks to that! Want to exercise your freedom to be kinky with us? We love all things BDSM!

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NEWS: 4th Annual Air Sex Competition

The Air Sex Competition, which started as an air guitar parody competition several years ago, has really come (pun intended!) into its own with some of best dry humpers, silent orgasm and imaginary blow-job aficionados out there. The 4^th annual competition, hosted by comedian Chris Trew, brought the audience to its knees with its performers’ all-out, sexually electric yet comedic take on simulated sex. Competitors can perform any act from foreplay, to sex-toy masturbation, to a straight up fuck-fest, all before a packed audience and a panel of judges, many of whom are porn stars. The rules are simple: there must be an imaginary sex-partner on stage, and the orgasm must be simulated; the rest is up to the performer.

Judge Chris Trew explains the appeal of air-sex, and why it’s an art form on a different, higher level than stripping: “A lot of it is about commitment. You gotta get into that zone, that flow-zone that athletes get into.” And it really is all about the performance, comedic appeal, and sexual energy. Last year, Jam Out With My Clam Out stole the show with her innovative act that had her donning fake rubber tits and hair curlers, trying to revive her dead husband by ripping out her fake teeth and going to town on his cock!

We always respect when an artist gives it everything she has and commits 100% to her performance. Want a taste of that powerful sexual energy yourself? Here at Niteflirt, we are artists in our own right!

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NEWS: Gamers can now have first-person sex in new GTA

The new version of Grand Theft Auto V allows you to experience driving stolen cars, shooting people, and now, with its first-person mode, having sex with prostitutes. As if GTA isn’t visceral and boundary-pushing enough, you can now fuck in the game in all the hardcore ways you’d expect. The sex scenes themselves aren’t terribly graphic, but the dialog and sex-sounds are reminiscent of something straight out of a very hot porno—or actually getting your freak on in real life!

In the video Rockstar made (below), the driver picks up a prostitute and takes her into a dark alley. Then she asks, “What are you craving baby?” and proceeds to suck his cock. She says things like, “Oh shit. I love the taste of pre-cum” while slurping on his dick and moaning, “I want to swallow all of your cum.” Then they fuck. She climbs on top and says things like, “I’m so wet for you”; “you like my titties in your face while I’m riding you?”; “my clit is throbbing for you right now.” And the first-person POV definitely makes you feel like you’re in an interactive porn.

We’re not gonna lie—that video game got us pretty hot for the real thing! Come and experience the joys of the first-person right here with us!