Character In ‘Time Traveler’s Wife’ Goes Back In Time To Give Blowjob

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Viewers of HBO’s adaptation of “The Time Traveler’s Wife” were blown away by the latest episode. In the episode, Henry explains to his love interest how his father found out about his time-traveling powers in an XXX mishap. A flashback scene shows a young version of Henry using his powers to go back in time and perform oral sex on himself when his father walks in and sees the two versions of his son—both naked and in bed together.

One reviewer called it “the most baffling blow-job scene” in the history of television. Another said, “‘The Time Traveler’s Wife’ is truly wild. Just straight up jumping from an incredibly depressing scene to ‘Of course I time travelled to suck myself off, wouldn’t you?’” Writer Jarett Wieselman said the scene actually got him to watch the show: “I had no intention of watching The Time Traveler’s Wife on HBO Max but then I saw this clip where the lead character goes back in time to give himself head and now I’m like…. maaaybe they have some good ideas I should check out,” his now-viral tweet says.

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Check out more about a crazy blowjob scene in “The Time Traveler’s Wife”: https://nypost.com/2022/05/25/time-travelers-wife-fans-shocked-by-disturbing-oral-sex-scene/

Man Suffers Amnesia After Sex

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Maybe the sex was forgettable? A 66-year-old Irish man was rushed to a hospital with short-term amnesia after an “afternoon delight” with his wife. The unusual incident was analyzed in the Irish Medical Journal, with doctors declaring that sex is a trigger for short-term amnesia—officially as known as Transient Global Amnesia (TGA).

The medical journal reports that he lost his short-term memory “within 10 minutes of sexual intercourse.” The man had previously experienced TGA back in 2015, with that episode also occurring shortly after sexual intercourse—he later regained his short-term memory. The authors explain that “precipitation of TGA has been linked with several activities including physical activity, immersion in cold or hot water, emotional stress, pain… and sexual intercourse.”

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Check out more about a man suffering from amnesia after sex: https://nypost.com/2022/05/26/distressed-man-suffers-amnesia-after-sex-with-wife/

‘Hoochie Hut’ Strip Club Sign Raises Eyebrows

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A sign for a strip club in North Carolina has neighbors’ panties in a twist. The bright green sign reads “Future site of The Hoochie Hut – 24-hour adult superstore and strip club. Cumming soon.” Beyond the usual prudish outrage, many think the whole thing is a joke: “They had some fun with the word ‘coming’ and I mean, really? Come on!” one disgruntled neighbor said.

A woman who lives in the neighborhood across from the sign said she doesn’t believe the proposed strip club is real: “It’s just his way of striking back at the neighbor who questioned what his intent was for the property.” The neighbor, who serves as secretary of the Homeowner’s Association called the sign an act of retaliation after neighbors brought up an issue of storing junk cars on the lot, claiming “he got angry about that and this is his retribution, I guess.” A business registration search for “Hoochie Hut” on North Carolina’s Secretary of State website came up with no results…

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Check out more about a ‘Hoochie Hut’ strip club sign in North Carolina: https://katu.com/news/offbeat/wording-on-hoochie-hut-strip-club-sign-raises-eyebrows-waynesville-north-carolina-coming-soon-xxx-vulgar-zoning-inappropriate-for-kids-adult-superstore

Trump-Endorsed Senate Candidate Says Contraceptives Will Be Banned If Elected

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If you live in Michigan, you might want to start stocking up on prophylactics. A Trump-backed candidate running for Michigan state Senate said if elected she would vote to outlaw contraception. Jacky Eubanks, who is running for Michigan’s 63rd House district, claimed that banning birth control would solve the supposed declining population issue in the country.

“And that is why sex ought to be between one man and one woman in the confines of marriage, and open to life,” she told the Church Militant founder during an interview. The Trump-backed candidate added that if elected and a vote on birth control were to be brought up in the state House, she “would have to side with it should not be legal.” Eubanks said banning contraception would force people to think twice about having sex and make it so they only have sex in order to procreate: “I think people would actually be more likely to wait until marriage, to practice chastity, which is incredibly important,” she said, adding “I think that the birth rate of children outside of wedlock would probably go down in that case.”

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Check out more about a Trump-backed candidate wanting to ban contraceptives if elected: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10841287/Female-Trump-backed-candidate-Michigan-vote-outlaw-contraceptives.html

Sex Store Worker’s Raunchy Stories Go Viral

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A sex toy salesman has gone viral by revealing the wildest things he’s witnessed while working at a sex shop. The man has published more than 50 videos to TikTok and clocked up millions of views, most of which open with the line: “When you worked for an adult store for 7 years & remember random stuff sometimes.” In one he had an astonishing encounter with a horny couple who were a little too open about their use of sex toys.

“A girl removed her boyfriend’s butt plug in the store after they purchased a new one and switched them out,” he recalled, adding that the incident happened while he was “eating a salad.” A different couple got engaged inside the store after a man proposed using the franchise’s most expensive vibrator in place of a ring—the overjoyed woman immediately said yes. On a different occasion, another horny patron allegedly stripped down inside the shop before inserting a battery into her pussy so that she could “recharge” herself.

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Check out more about a sex store worker’s viral stories: https://nypost.com/2022/05/18/i-work-in-a-sex-toy-store-these-are-the-wildest-things-ive-seen

Workers Hope Returning To Office Will Enhance Their Sex Lives, Survey Says

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More than a third of single white-collar workers think returning to the office will improve their sex lives, a new survey says. “Sex can happen,” one single and ready to mingle employee of NBCUniversal wrote in response to the survey, adding “Few jobs require people after 8.” A Bank of America employee gushed that returning to work will help them get lucky because “I will actually have a reason to meet people in real life.” 

According to the survey of more than 2,500 office workers, 50% of singles at Capital One, Cisco, NVIDIA and Salesforce said returning to in-person work would improve their chances for sex, while 40% at Amazon and T-Mobile said the same. Singles weren’t the only ones who felt getting back to work would get them laid: “Distance makes the heart grow fonder,” wrote an employee who’s in a relationship.

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Check out more about a survey showing most office workers think going back to the office will help get them laid: https://nypost.com/2022/05/18/workers-hope-returning-to-the-office-will-help-their-sex-lives-survey/

Megan Fox Cut Hole In Crotch Of Jumpsuit To Have Sex

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Megan Fox lets nothing get in the way of her sex drive—not even designer clothes. Sharing a slideshow of images from the 2022 Billboard Music Awards, Fox included a screenshot of a text conversation with her stylist. “Was this blue outfit expensive because we just cut a hole in the crotch so we could have sex,” she said, referencing her fiance, Machine Gun Kelly, and the sexy catsuit she wore.

Her stylist responded, “I hate you,” along with three laughing emojis. Not surprisingly, hundreds of fans jumped into the comments section: “Everything I know about this relationship has been completely against my will,” one follower joked. The horny couple really know how to fuck in style!

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Check out more about Megan Fox cutting a hole in her catsuit to have sex: https://pagesix.com/2022/05/16/megan-fox-cut-hole-in-jumpsuit-to-have-sex-with-machine-gun-kelly

OnlyFans Star Claims She Had Sex With Meta Workers To Resolve Instagram Ban

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An OnlyFans creator who was blocked on Instagram came up with a clever way to get her account restored—by having sex with Meta (formerly known as Facebook) employees. In a podcast recently uploaded to Twitter with more than 900,000 views, the XXX star said, “All you have to do is have someone really, really like you.” In the shocking clip, captioned, “How to get your Instagram back if it gets deleted,” she claimed she slept with multiple Meta workers after her Instagram account got “shut down like three or four times.” 

After getting deleted, she decided to take things into her own hands: “The first time I got my Instagram shut down, one of my friends, he works at Instagram, I started sleeping with him to have him get my Instagram account back.” He also introduced her to other moderators: “We met up and like I fucked a couple of them, and I was able to get my account back like two or three times,” she claimed. The adult entertainer pointed out the arbitrary nature of social media moderators deleting sex workers’ accounts; good thing she figured out how to hack the system.

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Check out more about an OnlyFans creator having sex with social media moderators to get her account back: https://nypost.com/2022/05/19/onlyfans-star-claims-she-had-sex-with-meta-workers-over-instagram-ban

‘Pleasure’ Blurs The Line Between Business And Pleasure In Porn

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Pleasure, the feature debut of Swedish writer/director Ninja Thyberg, tells the story of one woman’s quest to become “the next big porn star.” In a subversive twist on the American Dream, Bella has a single-minded aspiration toward porn stardom. She’s a natural exhibitionist who finds joy in performing sex work: “I love being in front of the camera, I love having people watching me.”

To make the feature, the filmmaker spent several years observing the industry first-hand, visiting porn sets and living for a time in a house shared by adult film performers, just as Bella does in the movie. The cast is made up of people who actually work in porn, and much of the film shows the mundane “business” aspect of adult entertainment—the production set-ups, staging, choreography of the scenes. Bella remains committed to her pursuits, which boil down to becoming a Spiegler Girl, the crème de la crème of the business who are revered for having essentially zero limits as to what they’re willing to do on camera—talent agent Mark Spiegler plays a version of himself.

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Check out more about the new feature film “Pleasure”: https://www.npr.org/2022/05/13/1098419158/pleasure-movie-review-porn-star-ninja-thyberg-director

FDA Authorizes Latex Panties To Wear During Oral Sex

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In a historical first, the FDA has authorized panties to be used during oral sex to protect against STIs. The ultrathin, super-stretchy, vanilla-flavored panties are meant to be worn during oral sex for people “with vulvas.” For people of all ages, a protective barrier that is enjoyable to use could “reduce anxiety and increase pleasure around that particular behavior,” said a doctor who helped make the panties.

The only product previously authorized for protection during oral sex was a dental dam—a thin, rectangular sheet of latex (or sometimes polyurethane) that typically must be held in place with one’s hands to form a barrier between the mouth and genitals. “The F.D.A.’s authorization of this product gives people another option to protect against S.T.I.s during oral sex,” said director of the F.D.A. office that led the review of the underwear. “What’s interesting about this is that they have basically eroticized protection, which is something that condom companies have struggled with for years.”

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Check out more about the first ever FDA approved latex panties for oral sex: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/12/health/fda-underwear-sti.html