Soccer Star Compares Himself To A Sex Toy In Hilarious Tweet

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Newcastle United’s Allan Saint-Maximin has hilariously responded to a fan comparing him to a sex toy. The French soccer star is known for his light-hearted social media interaction with fans–but his latest communication took things to the next level. Saint-Maximin was sent a thread comparing him to a collection of different colored sex toys.

In response, he tweeted: “Entertainment guaranteed on and off the pitch.” Twitter users were in an uproar: “He doesn’t even play for my team and I genuinely love this guy.” Another said: “He is literally is the King of Twitter. All hail King @asaintmaximin.” Saucy, on and off the pitch!

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Check out more about Allan Saint-Maximin’s cheeky tweet comparing himself to a sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10874377/Entertainment-guaranteed-pitch-Allan-Saint-Maximin-compares-sex-toy.html

Doctor Claims Cheap Airline Seats Lower Sex Drive

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If you want to join the mile high club you better fly first class. A doctor warns the nearly 73% of American adults planning to travel this summer that flying too much with cheap tickets can ruin your sex drive. In a video, the Yale-graduate doctor explains the link between anxiety, claustrophobia and the lack of space and how this can deplete someone’s libido—especially if they’re sitting in cheap and cramped economy seats.

“It drives your flight-and-fight mechanism. So hormones that go up in the brain like norepinephrine and epinephrine will lower testosterone and that will immediately have an effect on libido and even sexual function,” she explained. Besides flying first class, she recommended taking precautions to sustain your health and sex drive as you get ready to fly this summer. She suggested making sure all your urgent tasks are completed—so you’re not stressing—and make sure you’re well-rested.

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Check out more about how cheap airline seats deplete your sex drive: https://nypost.com/2022/06/02/doctor-warns-frequent-flyers-cheap-seats-lower-sex-drive

Kim Kardashian Coyly Suggests She And Pete Davidson Are Having Awesome Sex

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Kim Kardashian has confirmed what fans have long suspected—Pete Davidson is a demon in the sack. “When I turned 40, everyone said it’s the best sex of your life,” Kim shared. “And grandma kept on telling me, ’40 is the best sex,’ and I was like ‘OK. I’m ready.’” Then she added with a wink and a laugh, “And so far…”

She also talked about “vibing” with him when they kissed in an SNL scene—and how later, she got his number. “I wasn’t even thinking like, ‘Oh, my God. I’m going to be in a relationship with him,’” she recalls. “I was just thinking like heard about this BDE (Big Dick Energy), I need to get out there I just need to jumpstart…I was just basically DTF (Down To Fuck).”

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Check out more about Kim Kardashian talking about sex with Pete Davidson: https://pagesix.com/2022/06/02/kim-kardashian-suggests-she-and-pete-davidson-are-having-great-sex

Sex Workers Are Feeling The Pinch Of The Sluggish Economy

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The plunging economy has been hard on one particular sector—sex workers. They say that decades-high inflation has forced their clients to cut back on discretionary spending, which has meant extreme drops in income. OnlyFans performers have seen their incomes drop by as much as 50%.

“My traffic has been down a lot,” one model said. “I’m working harder than I have ever been.” Other OnlyFans models said they have noticed similar trends, with one saying “My whale tippers haven’t been online as often and I’m getting more freeloaders on my page.” Reddit forums frequented by sex workers who service clients at brothels said they have seen their workload decrease significantly in recent weeks: “I just sat at the broth for 6 hours with 0 clients,” one anonymous sex worker wrote on Reddit.

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Check out more about sex workers struggling through the economic downturn: https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/onlyfans-models-sex-workers-feel-pinch-of-sluggish-economy/

Charlie Puth Shares He Once Masturbated To Maroon 5 Song

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Charlie Puth revealed in a NSFW new interview that he once masturbated to a Maroon 5 song. “The first song I ever jerked off to was fucking ‘This Love’ by Maroon 5,” he said. “Now I’m good friends with Adam Levine,” Puth continued. “[I told him] and he was like, ‘That’s really weird.’”

Puth spoke openly about the value of sex and how it intertwines with his music career: “This is a really weird sentence, but if you took the instrumental only of my music, I want people to almost get turned on by the frequency,” he said. A comedian on Twitter once called him out for being horny, saying “If someone doesn’t fuck him soon I fear the worst.” He responded to the tweet in the interview, “I think I actually had sex that night when I saw that [tweet]. [But] it made me think, ‘Wow, people really do understand me.’ I’m really horny. I think to be a creative, you have to be a little bit.”

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Check out more about Charlie Puth masturbating to a Maroon 5 song: https://pagesix.com/2022/06/01/charlie-puth-on-adam-levines-reaction-to-maroon-5-masturbation

Couple Caught Having Sex On Edge Of Cliff

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It’s a real cliffbanger. A horny UK couple took their love life to new heights while having sex on a cliff in full view of restaurant diners. The video of the seaside fuckfest is making the rounds online; the camera person was reportedly eating at a restaurant when they noticed the high-altitude hanky-panky going down on the bluff opposite the eatery.

“An elderly couple turned to me and said there was some live entertainment going on behind us,” the camera person said. In the XXX footage, the naked duo can be seen graphically fucking on the grassy bluff from multiple positions—all the while, hikers can be seen traversing a path above, apparently oblivious to the nearby lovers. The camera person added that the couple got it on “for about 30 minutes, then they just got their clothes back on and left.”

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Check out more about a video of a couple having sex on the edge of a cliff: https://nypost.com/2022/05/27/couple-caught-having-sex-on-edge-of-a-cliff-in-video/

Upside-Down Pineapple Is TikTok’s Hottest New Trend For Swingers

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TikTokers are exposing the juicy underground symbol that indicates couples are down to get it on. Randy travelers are pinning posters of upside-down pineapples to their hotel and cruise ship cabin doors to let fellow vacationers know they’re up for swinging. Some are even plopping out welcome mats with an image of a pineapple turned upside-down.

The hashtag #UpsideDownPineapple has clocked a whopping 138 million views on TikTok, with some clips claiming swingers even leave an actual upside-down pineapple in front of their Airbnb to indicate that they enjoy partner swapping. The upside-down pineapple frequently features in the #swingtok videos—further evidence of the growing popularity of the symbol. “Tell me you’re a swinger without telling me you’re a swinger,” one thirsty TikToker wrote beneath a viral video showing her turning her pineapple earring upside-down.

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Check out more about TikTokers posting upside-down pineapples to let others know they’re down to swing: https://nypost.com/2022/06/01/upside-pineapple-explained-tiktok-exposes-swinger-sex-trend/

Couple Accidentally Broadcast Themselves Having Sex To Bat Mitzvah In Zoom

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A couple really felt like schmucks after accidentally showing an actual schmuck. The pair broadcast themselves having sex while attending a bat mitzvah on Zoom after forgetting to join the virtual ceremony with their audio only. The middle aged pair were filmed fondling and pleasuring one another while virtually attending the service at the Temple Beth El in Minneapolis.

“It went on for about 45 minutes,” said one person who witnessed the couple getting it on during the virtual religious service. “She was walking around naked, she got dressed, she’s in and out of the Zoom, he was in the bed, he whipped it out, she started going to work. Someone on the Zoom saw and called her and was like, ‘WTF are you doing? You’re on camera.’ She freaked out.” The person continued, “Most people were not on camera except like, the old bubbes… who don’t know how to turn off their camera, and these two people. So the boxes were pretty big and everyone could see who was on camera.”

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Check out more about a couple getting it on while attending a bat mitzvah in Zoom: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10864585/Jewish-couple-inadvertently-having-SEX-virtual-bar-mitzvah-Zoom.html

Artist/Activist Creates Sexy ‘Consent Underwear’

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An artist and activist who created a line of consent-themed underwear has sold over 1,000 pairs to people hoping to talk about boundaries before sex. Her line, called Assk First, features “hand-drawn designs that introduce consent in a creative way”—all proceeds go to the nonprofit SafeBae. The breathable laser-cut underwear is adorned with her original designs and slogans she hopes will spark a conversation about consent.

“Ask me what I want!” reads a black thong; “Consent is sexy,” reads another. A recent collection simply says “Get consent” in a heart with two skeletal hands reaching for each other. “I imagined so many different scenarios where someone would see them and be prompted to ask, ‘What does your underwear mean?’” she explained.

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Check out more about consent underwear: https://nypost.com/2022/05/25/rape-survivor-creates-new-line-of-consent-underwear/

TikToker Got A Phone Sex Voicemail Along With Pizza From Delivery Driver

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A TikToker shared how a pizza delivery driver called her after the drop-off and left her a sexual voicemail—not only that, but “they didn’t even give me free pizza for it!” In the video, she shares that her pizza was dropped off, and not long after, she noticed a three-minute voicemail from the delivery driver. Thinking that the message was about an issue with payment, she listened, only to hear a long, graphic, sexual message left by the driver. 

The video has garnered over 31,000 views. One commenter said, “I have so many questions. Was it on purpose? Was she flirting?” to which the TikToker replied, “i wish i could answer them. I’m hoping it was an accident.” Another commenter took a different stance, saying, “As a papa johns employee I’m sorry but as a person that’s fucking hilarious.” The TikToker liked the comment.

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Check out more about a TikToker getting a phone sex voicemail from a pizza delivery driver: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/doordash-sexual-voicemail/