Size matters—when it comes to personality. A new study by New Mexico researchers found that people with bigger penises are perceived as more outgoing and attractive. First published in the journal Sexuality & Culture, the article recently went viral thanks to a bikini-clad “doctor,” who sexplained the research for Instagram’s viewing pleasure. “This study tested what first impression you’re giving about your personality judging by your dick pic alone,” says the poster—who regularly posts science explainers in lingerie.

The scientists had reportedly carried out the phallic personality test with the aim of investigating “what information is inferred from a picture of a penis at zero-acquaintance.” After looking at dick images, the study’s participants were then asked to infer whether the owner was extroverted, good in bed, dependable, anxious and other personality traits. Science Femme explains: “Apparently, skinny penises are giving neuroticism, and girthy penises are giving extroverted, open to new experiences, more sexually active, better in bed and more of a pleaser as opposed to being a ‘pillow princess.’”

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Check out more about a study looking at how people perceive personalities based on dick size alone: https://nypost.com/2022/09/22/penis-size-linked-to-personality-d-k-pics-give-first-impression-study/