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NEWS: Humping To Cure a Headache!

If you’re ever had the unfortunate experience of having a migraine you understand how dreadfully painful and frustrating they can be. I experience them from time to time myself and the last thing I want to do is engage in any sort of hanky panky. Migraines can cripple you to a dark bedroom, only to pray that you can get comfortable enough to fall asleep and wake up to zero pain, migraine free.

I’ve heard through the grapevine for years that shaggin’ will alleviate severe headaches and migraines, but I seriously thought it was a valiant effort (lie) from boyfriends to get a pickle tickle. I was wrong!

Cephalalgia, a medical journal dedicated to headache research released some vital information for the headache prone peeps. “There’s a [portion] of patients with migraines, about one-third, who experience relief from a migraine attack by sexual activity,” said study researcher Stefan Evers, a neurologist and headache specialist at the University of Münster in Germany. {Men all over the world rejoicing}

The researchers aren’t quite sure about why this happens, but they theorize that the explosion of endorphins during sex may reduce migraine pain.

Oh how ironic, men will start to use headache as an excuse to fuck, while women have been using them as an excuse for years not to. Epic backfire, ladies!

“Our Beds Are Crowded”

By Wicked Barbie

As the noted psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud famously said, “Our beds are crowded,” and indeed they are. What Freud meant is that quite simply, our current sexual interactions are the sum total of past relationships, fantasies, and to some extent, current fetishes or sexual conflicts. I have never been more acutely aware of this than during my time as a Niteflirt Phone Sex Mistress. When a new submissive calls me, and a connection is made, that is I take him on as my submissive, and he chooses me as his dominatrix, I am not only dealing with the submissive and his or her fetishes; rather, I am dealing with the psychosexual layers of his past mistresses. It is akin to a sexual archeological dig, and one must be careful when dealing with cherished relics of the past.

It has been my experience that a past Mistress may have been a positive experience for the submissive who has now made his way to me, or perhaps she has left some emotional debris that must be dealt with in order to move on in the sub’s sexual odyssey. Whatever the case may be, regardless of her impact, she is to some extent a component of the relationship I am now establishing with the submissive, and when dealing with a submissive who has been engaged in a fetish lifestyle for a number of years, we are dealing with a bed that is overflowing with people!

It is interesting how we are in some sense all interconnected, though in actuality, our paths may never cross. As I am a fairly new dominatrix, I would submit that I not only learn about this lifestyle via the submissive callers I have had the pleasure of knowing, but also from what their Mistresses have taught them. I in turn, use what I have learned in conjunction with my own methodology, and the process of sharing information carries on in a continuum of sorts.

In any case, I would submit that Freud was correct; “Our beds are Crowded,” but do give me a call. There’s always room for one more.

-Ze Wicked Barbie

NEWS: The man with the largest penis is a lyrical genius!

The famous Jonah Falcon has a lot going for him these days, for one he has a 13.5-inch schlong, as well as a newly released song about his one eyed monster. The track titled “It’s Too Big” had its debut on itunes and cdbaby.com April 16^th. Falcon and co- singer Adam Barta are spitting lyrics about Falcon’s record setting hog:

“I heard it from all the guys and every single freakin’ girl/They wanna try and take a ride on the biggest in the world/But in order to ride the beast it must be unfurled,” Falcon sings before the chorus, “Too damn big/It’s just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It’s too damn big.”

Those lyrics are deep, Falcon is a total songbird!

Unfortunately Falcon hasn’t commented on his new track, his publicist Gina Rodriquez (a former porn star) even stated, “There will be no interview.” I agree, let the giant cock speak for itself, I mean the SONG!

Male Phone Sex Operator – Smart, Sadistic DirtyPhoneCop

Column #5 – DirtyPhoneCop interview – By MistressJune

For this week’s column, I wanted to learn about how phone sex works for male PSOs. I read through many male profiles before approaching DirtyPhoneCop to ask a few questions. He was open and friendly and intelligent and I am pleased to share his insightful answers with you. Questions #1 and #2 appear here. And questions #3 and #4 will appear on PhoneSexLove.com a little later today.

MistressJune: Question #1 – What ever prompted you to get into phone sex? I am really curious about this! What leads a butch cop to answering calls from needy sissy bitches?

DirtyPhoneCop: I got into phone sex because I had an old girlfriend tell me I had a sexy phone voice. She said something like “Wow, your voicemail greeting is fuckin hot! You should do phone sex.” and I thought..well, I wasn’t even trying when I did that, but maybe I could give it a try. I did a web search for “being a male phone sex operator” and one of the first things that came up was Niteflirt. I hadn’t even considered that it would be better for me to appeal to the male audience, I figured I’d get chicks calling me. I made an ad and realized that it was guys calling. At first, it was a little bizarre, but being a cop, I do love talking down to the fuckers I end up arresting; gives me a feeling of power. I realized these guys loved having a real man talk down to them, so it was a natural fit.

MistressJune: Question #2 – What kinds of people call you? Are they all little sissies? Or do you sometimes get regular guys who are just curious? Do you ever have women call you? Have you ever been surprised to have an unexpected kind of person call you?

DirtyPhoneCop: I’ve always been surprised at how the vast majority of guys that call me sound as manly as I do, if not more so! It’s sometimes odd because I’ve had a few guys that have been calling me regularly for years, so say I’ve been on the phone with a buddy planning to meet up for beers, and then two minutes later, I get a call from Niteflirt, and some dude who sounds like he could be one of my cop buddies is on the line, but I know he’s gay and waiting for me to talk shit to him. It’s almost surreal.

99% of the guys that call me know exactly what they want. They may only give me a framework to work with, but that’s the art of being a phone sex operator: having an imagination. It’s my “job” to flesh out a fantasy for someone, it’s not the caller’s job to make it happen for himself, otherwise, why would he be calling me? I do have a few guys that call who either are, or wish they were straight, and want to talk about sharing a woman with me, but most are into being used by a guy.

I’ve only ever had one woman call me. It was jarring, because suddenly I felt like I needed to be nice, as opposed to a complete asshole like I usually am. She responded to the “nicer” DirtyPhoneCop well!

I used to have a regular customer named Tina who would call, and she sounded kind of like a mix of a man and a woman. Like both at the same time. After a few months of regular calls, she told me she was a transsexual. To this day I’ve spent very little time with transsexuals in my “real” life so it was a bit of an education getting inside the head of one on a regular basis.

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I enjoyed getting to know DirtyPhoneCop. I encourage you to visit PhoneSexLove.com for questions #3 and #4. And please leave comments here sharing your related thoughts, experiences and questions. You might want to thank Officer Dirty for his time, too! You never know when he might pull you over and it is best to stay on his good side. 🙂

NEWS: New App for Your Homemade Porn Vids!

At last, a phone app that guarantees your DIY porn videos are safe and secure on your phone! The IntiMate app promises to protect your R rated films so there is no chance of anyone finding them on your phone. No one wants a friend or family member to come across Friday night’s flick, ‘69ining in the dining room.’

IntiMate states that only members involved will have access to passwords and if one person deletes the video, it’s permanently trashed. The app uses your location to ensure no one within your area can view these at home money shots, but for you exhibitionists out there feel free to share your X rated movie with strangers. From what I read you can even let people vote on your flick, clearly a real aspiring filmmaker would want feedback.

IntiMate is hoping for a debut soon, but the jury is still out on if this will actually get the green light for release. I’m tickled pink to try this out!!

NEWS: 3 Generations of Sex, Intimacy, & Relationships (Part III)

Our Dirty Thirty Lady Brings Up The Caboose.

Today we reveal what our 30-year-old women had to say when it comes to sex, relationships, and intimacy. After reading all 3 surveys, it’s obvious to see that as women age things become less complicated, in modern terms, we acquire a YOLO attitude.  Whether it’s about what we expect from men (in and out the bedroom), how we feel about ourselves, or what we’re open to, we let go a bit. All ladies answered honestly, and the common denominator is that at the end of the day all of these women want a committed partner, and it doesn’t have to be in the traditional fairytale fashion.

Age:
31.

Current level of sexual libido: 1-5, 5 being can’t live without sex:
3.

Astrological Sign:
VIRGO.

Does astrology play any effect on who you date, or have sex with?
I think its always fun to know your partners sign and read their horoscopes, compatibility but it doesn’t effect my final decision if it’s someone who I think I’m compatible with.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you when you were first in love?
Hmm, I thought I was in love at 17 yrs old.

What was the astrological sign of the man you were in love with?
Aquarius.

What did/do love about sex with him?
His large penis, LOL!

What characteristics of a man are you looking for, be detailed and be honest. Also, what characteristics are you looking for in the sheets, and how has that changed since your first sexual experiences if at all?
A man who is motivated and loyal. I think it’s important to have the same values and motivations in life. I feel that your significant other’s relationship with their family is important and what they have to say about their ex says a lot about them. I’m looking for someone who is striving to better himself on a personal and professional level – not becoming stagnant. I’m looking for someone that can hang with my friends and feel comfortable around my family. I’m looking for a guy who is physically fit and who enjoys sports. A man’s man!

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
When guys make noises – grunting, etc. When a guy is shy.

Do you enjoy dirty talk, do you contribute to the dirty talk?
It depends on how many drinks I’ve had. 

Is there a position that you just dread? Is there a position that you love but are too bashful to ask for?
I feel like I’m fairly open.

Would you change anything about yourself in the bedroom?
Feeling more comfortable with my body.

Are you open to sex with no attachments, have you ever had that type of relationship and was it a harmonious? (Be honest ladies)
Sometimes this type of sex is the best kind (I think this depends on where you are in your life and what you are looking for and what you have time for) and yes, I have had this type of relationship, and it worked.

Have you ever been cheated on, and if so, what can your next partner do to ease your fears about cheating?
Almost every guy I have dated has cheated on me. I would like to think that there are guys that can keep their dicks in their pants but sometimes I question if men aren’t meant to monogamous. I think to ease my fears they just need to prove through actions cheating is not on their agenda. Actions always speak louder than words.

Do you feel that men have changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
Yes. I feel like my first sexual experiences and relationships were elementary and immature.

Do you feel that you’ve changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
You have to be cautious and keep your guard up until you feel you can really trust someone. When you really trust someone and the loyalty is there, the sex has more meaning and can be better than a “one night stand.”

When you’ve been in a relationship what have you done to revive the sex life when you’ve hit a rut?
Spontaneous blow jobs, guys love blow jobs!

Have you ever tried dating sites, if not are you open to it?
I have and I wasn’t a big fan. I feel like you never know who the real person is on the other end, and that people can make themselves be whatever they want.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? marriage with kids, unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long- term relationships with different men with or without kids?
Ideally, I would like to be married someday, maybe with a baby running around. Realistically, I don’t know that will happen. I don’t feel the value of marriage is the same as it used to be. There is too much out there to cause chaos in relationships. The Internet, social medial, even TV. Back in the day a couple actually worked at dating!

Bachelorette Party!

By Kittys Korner Kouch

Last Thursday my girlfriends and I had a bachelorette party for my friend Jamie. She’s getting married next month and we rented out the local hole in the wall, “Jack & Diane’s”.
Now, we didn’t have a live band, but we did load the jukebox full with dollars!

My bestie Carrie had hired 4 strippers, two guys and two girls, and one of the guys had the most gorgeous milk chocolate skin with locked hair past his ass! He laid Jamie on the floor and unzipped her pants with his teeth!

The blonde girl stripped Jamie of her bra without even taking her shirt off! So fun! At 11:00 p.m. they opened the bar to the public, because we only rented it till then, and other people started to come in.

There was this one guy wearing a black Harley shirt and tight jeans. He had long dark hair and the bluest eyes ever! Needless to say I asked him to dance! Since I am only 5’2″ I barely came up to his shoulders and I was even wearing my knee high boots with the thick 4 inch rubber heels! I swear, his jeans were so tight I could tell what his religion was! OMG! While we were dancing I could feel his hard cock pressed against my stomach!

Now, I am not going to ruin the rest of the night for you! If you want to know what happened after we closed the bar down, you will have to call me! I look forward to sharing the rest of the events with you!

Welcome, “SexySongBird”

By SexySongBird

Hi guys! I’m Wren! I’m so excited to be a part of Niteflirt and thus far I’ve been VERY well received here! Though I initially promoted myself as more of a traditional phone sex seductress, I seem to have attracted quite the following of sissies, inadequately endowed, and closet fags. Can I TELL you how much I LOVE that? While I thoroughly enjoy love-making, fucking, and role play, it gives me SUCH a thrill to get into your head and empty all of your dirty secrets! In just a couple of short weeks, I seem to have heard all I think I could, but something tells me one of you could trump all of that freak with a flavor of your own! Are you up for a challenge?

Call Priestess Wren (SexySongBird) with your carnal confessions!

Ciao, freaks!

NEWS: 3 Generations of Sex, Intimacy, & Relationships (Part II)

Our survey saga continues and we find out today what a fresh, fierce 40-year-old woman has to say about sex and all that jazz. From what I gathered her answers were a bit more demure when compared to our 50-year-old siren’s answers, however the same self-confidence and grounded comments existed throughout both of their surveys.

I hope you enjoy, and perhaps relate. As a 30-year-old female I’m pretty stoked that women 10-20 years older than me are true pleasure seekers, and are so freely sensual about their wants and needs behind closed doors. Monday we’ll close this piece with the answers from our dirty-thirty chickadee, will she exude the same amount of confidence about intimacy and relationships?

Age:
41.

Current level of sexual libido: 1-5, 5 being you can’t live without sex:
5.

Astrological Sign:
Cancer.

Does astrology play any effect on who you date, or have sex with?
No, but I seem to be attracted to Aries man.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you when you were first in love?
30.

What was the astrological sign of the man you were in love with?
Aries.

What did/do love about sex with him?
It was fun and spontaneous and plentiful. He was naughty and cheeky, and loved random PDA’s, especially giving.

What characteristics of a man are you looking for, be detailed and be honest. Also, what characteristics are you looking for in the sheets, and how has that changed since your first sexual experiences if at all?
A man that pushes the boundaries, and takes risks. I like a man to be a man and take control. A little bit of arrogance is a big turn on. Respect and being a gentleman also works.

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
Socks.

Do you enjoy dirty talk, do you contribute to the dirty talk?
A bit of it is fun. I can give as good as I get.

Is there a position that you just dread? Is there a position that you love but are too bashful to ask for?
Not a fan of being on top because of my wobbly bits. No.

Would you change anything about yourself in the bedroom?
No.

Are you open to sex with no attachments, have you ever had that type of relationship and was it a harmonious? (Be honest ladies)
Yes and yes. The relationship served its purpose I got the intimacy I needed as well as some good friends without the strings!

Have you ever been cheated on, and if so, what can your next partner do to ease your fears about cheating?
No. Everyone is different; you cannot walk into a relationship with previous baggage.

When you’ve been in a relationship what have you done to revive the sex life when you’ve hit a rut?
Laugh and stir things up a bit, surprises!

Have you ever tried dating sites, if not are you open to it?
No, not for me.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? Marriage with kids, unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long-term relationships with different men with or without kids?

Marriage, no kids.

NEWS: 3 Generations of Sex, Intimacy, & Relationships (Part I)

A 31-year-old woman, a 41-year-old woman, and a 50-year-old woman from 3 different continents answer some delicate and sensual questions about their libidos, what they won’t stand for in the sheets, and what their fairytale ending is.

Today we start with a seasoned sexual temptress, our 50-year-old Dame. She commands a powerful man with a sexual appetite. She’s kinky and willing to explore unknown territories. After reading what she had to say its clear 50 is the new 30 when it comes to sex! Stay tuned tomorrow for what our 40-year-old leading lady had to say.

Age: 50

Current level of sexual libido 1-5, 5 being can’t live without sex:
5.

Astrological Sign:
Virgo.

Does astrology play any effect on who you date, or have sex with?
Yes I believe in compatible signs.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you when you were first in love?
15.

What was the astrological sign of the man you were in love with?
Capricorn.

What did you love about sex with him?
Groping, youthful play.

What characteristics of a man are you looking for, be detailed and be honest. Also, what characteristics are you looking for in the sheets, and how has that changed since your first sexual experiences if at all?
I like a sensual adventurous man who takes control, who is uninhibited, experimental, like role-playing. Men that can fuck me hard but also make love gently. To be honest this has never really changed for me, I have always been a very sexual person.

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
Hairy men, small cocks, bad smells, funky tasting spunk, flabby untoned bodies, lack of experience, laziness.

Do you enjoy dirty talk?
YES

Do you contribute to the dirty talk?
Yes.

Is there a position that you just dread? Is there a position that you love but are too bashful to ask for?
I dread being upside down – especially if my face looks the same as it does upside down in yoga. Nope 

Would you change anything about yourself in the bedroom?
A more accommodating A-hole.

Are you open to sex with no attachments, have you ever had that type of relationship and was it a harmonious? (Be honest ladies)
Yes

Have you ever been cheated on, and if so, what can your next partner do to ease your fears about cheating?
Yes but I’ve cheated too so it’s a level playing field for me.

Do you feel that men have changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships?If so, why do you think this is the case?
My answer is yes in some ways but because of my geographic location. Currently I live in a culture where the attitude to relationships is very different to where I have experienced my first relationships.

When you’ve been in a relationship what have you done to revive the sex life when you’ve hit a rut?
Role-playing, toys, and, experimenting.

Have you ever tried dating sites, if not are you open to it?
Yes but mainly out of curiosity, I have met 2 people from dating sites many years ago.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? marriage with kids? unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long term relationships with different men with or without kids?
No kids and married or unmarried, but in a committed relationship.

Tune in tomorrow for a visit from our 40-year old subject…