Here’s a Dildo To Store Your Loved One’s Ashes

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieA Dutch designer invented a new type of sex toy to help the bereaved mourn their loved one’s passing: a dildo they can store their ashes in! The dildo-urn is part of a “21 Grams” memory box that allows people to literally remember their dead lover. The designer explained that he had “read an article about widows, taboos and sex and intimacy” and wanted to “combine these themes and make an object that is about love and missing and intimacy.”

In addition to the dildo-O-death, the memory box comes with a perfume diffuser to appropriately set the mood with the deceased’s scent, and an iPod holder for the bereaved to listen to songs that remind them of the departed. The box can also hold other keepsakes that remind the mourner of their lover (naked selfies? Their panties?), as well as a brass key that can be worn as a pendant (or as a great conversation piece!). This designer has really taken the idea of “feeling close” to one’s dearly departed to a whole new level!

Want to get close and intimate with us? We don’t mind pushing taboos, but we’ll take our sex toys the good ole fashioned way, thank you very much!

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Porn Stars Share Their Most Embarrassing Sex Mishaps

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmWhile watching porn, the last thing you probably think about is the bloopers that sometimes happen during the hot fuck-fests. But, like any job, mistakes do happen—it’s just that in the world of adult entertainment, the mishaps tend to be, well, a bit more embarrassing. Here are some highlights from porn stars’ most embarrassing hardcore sex mishaps:

  1. The “Spongeknob Squarenuts” Fiasco
    Skin Diamond once had to film a Spongebob Squarepants parody called “Spongebob Squarenuts” that she could not manage to keep a straight face for. She was Sandy and was supposed to fuck Spongebob, but his heavy cardboard suit (with a hole cut out for his dick!) made it impossible. She tried to give him a blowjob, and ended up losing it during a funny scene where his dick was supposed to hit her helmet!
  2. The Hawaiian Slip ‘n Slide
    The luscious Nikki Benz was shooting a gorgeous sex scene on a Hawaiian ocean cliff, but every time she and her co-star started going at it, they would slide down the cliff. They were both scared they were going to die, and the co-star was so freaked out that he kept losing his boner! Somehow they managed to finish the scene—and it looks incredible.
  3. Burning Love
    Johnny Sins learned the hard way that being your own stunt man on a low budget porn film is not worth the risks. He had to play a fireman rushing into a burning house to save Nikki Benz. But all they had for the fire was a lighter and a can of hair spray. The production assistant got the timing wrong and blew a giant fireball right. at. him. He ducked just in time, and luckily just his shirt (not, ahem, more important things) got singed!

All those hilarious porn bloopers got us in the mood for the real thing! Lights, camera, action!

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The Rise of Ass Play, Explained

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_frenchpantiesWith all the attention the ass has been getting lately in pop culture, it’s hard to remember a time before Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her voluptuous backside and Nikki Minaj twerked her way into America’s heart with her asslicious video “Anaconda.” So what is to thank for our culture’s newfound love of all things Ass, and, more specifically, the rise of ass play? Huffpost recently discussed why “the act of backdoor loving is definitely having a cultural moment” in a deliciously ass-centric video (watch below).

You may have noticed recently that in the popular shows “Girls,” “The Mindy Project,” and “Broad City,” the lady characters all enjoyed the pleasures of anal play. Further proof of the rise of ass play is in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, which found that 46% of women have tried anal, with over half incorporating it into their regular sex routines. In a historical 1948 study about American sexual habits, only 11% of married straight dudes reported having tried anal sex. So, as Huffpost asks, “how did ass play go from distasteful to flavor of the month?” We’ll give you one guess: porn. Yes, porn is to thank for bringing ass to the masses. And as porn star Asa Akira said, “Ass is the new pussy.”

Want to jump on the ass bandwagon yourself? Let’s take a ride down the Hersey Highway!

Check out Huffpost’s video here.

6 Reasons Every Woman Should Masturbate Regularly

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lovely_little_lanie4Since May is National Masturbation Month, we decided to give some attention to a little something called “self-love.” That’s right, ladies—by taking some time to celebrate everybody’s favorite spring holiday, you can improve your health, your sex life, and just have a really really good time. Get yourself in the mood for some menage a moi with these 6 reasons why every woman should crawl into bed with herself regularly:

  1. It helps you relax, emotionally and physically.
    Masturbation is similar to working out or getting a massage in the way that it deeply relaxes you. That’s why instead of spending big bucks on a fancy massage, you might as well stay in and give yourself an erotic one!
  2. It makes you happy.
    Getting off releases oxytocin and dopamine that boosts your mood and gives the body an all-natural high.
  3. It improves your sex life.
    Regularly masturbating helps you to stay sexually fit, so to speak. The more sex you have with yourself, the more you want it with someone else. It keeps the blood flowing and the brain thinking about sex, which is key to wanting to get frisky with a partner.
  4. Two words: Multiple. Orgasms.
    Yes, the pussy is amazing—while men can only cum at the end of sex, women are capable of cumming over and over again. So you might as well take full advantage when pleasuring yourself and keep the good times going and going…and going and going!
  5. It helps you sleep.
    Masturbation helps relieve stress and make you feel relaxed and satisfied afterward, which is perfect for falling right to sleep.
  6. It feels f’ing amazing!
    Seriously. Fingers, toys, porn—whatever you like to get off during your sexy solo fuck fest!

Looking to find a relaxing and satisfying experience yourself? Ain’t nothing wrong with some self-love—alone or with a partner!

The Joys of Finger-Fucking

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm5Looking to switch it up in the bedroom and make your lady very very happy? Look no further than finger-fucking—an underrated and seriously amazing way to get your lady off and leave her sat.is.fied. Here are some reasons why you should throw some healthy fingering into the mix tonight.

While getting fucked is fantastic, fingers can offer a more focused, intense stimulation than any other body part. You can hit every erogenous spot while using your fingers—rubbing her clit with one hand and using the other inside her for an amazing internal/external combination. Fingering’s also more likely to make her cum than PIV (penis in vagina) sex: since 70% of women need clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm, you can hit all her spots this way. But best of all, fingering allows you to watch your lady respond to all the pleasure you’re giving her!

This sounds like a great way to spend an evening to us! Want to get some good practice in? We’re always down for some amazing ways to switch it up!

Read more about the joys of finger-fucking here, along with some tips about how to do it right!

Playboy Bunny/Mermaid Explains Mermaid Fetish

Trina Mason is a mermaid/model so popular that she was just voted by her Facebook and Twitter fetish fans to be part of Playboy’s Miss Social competition. A mermaid/model, in case you’re wondering, is someone who makes her living by modeling as a “hot wet mermaid.” She has her own hotline and makes videos of herself swimming and holding her breath under water for her aquaphile fans, or those with mermaid and water-based fetishes. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mermaid_trina_mason

This mermaid even take requests from her kinky fetish fans, who ask her to do things like photograph herself underwater in stockings or a sweater. But she explains that a lot of the mermaid fetishists get off to watching the contractions her belly makes as she holds her breath while submerged under water. She also admits that she is an aquaphile, and even participates in Merpalooza when she’s not performing for fetishists in her shiny bustier and mermaid tail.

Want to have some hot, wet fetish fun with us? The kinkier the better!

 

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Keep it Casual: the Key to Being or Being With a Mistress

For many, the main appeal of being or being with a mistress is casual, commitment-free sex. The point of being or having a mistress is to have fun, to not fall in love, and to have exciting sex with someone you are not in a monogamous relationship with. That’s why mistresses and affairs are so hot and thrilling—they’re free and easygoing. And as one mistress explains, the sex and the hot, exhilarating pursuit were what reeled her in and kept her going back for more.

The mistress says, “She arranged toys throughout the bedroom…she instructed me to touch her there, and there, faster, and over and over again; she coaxed my sexuality right out of me.” Now, as a seasoned mistress her advice on affairs is simple: keep it casual and keep it free. She explains, “It seems that like a non-monogamous partnership, there can exist a level of trust and intimacy between the mistress and her lover if the terms are established.” So according to her, the most important thing is to have clear, open communication—and to not get attached.

Want to have some carefree fun with us? We definitely know a thing or two about keeping it free and easy! Read more about this casual mistresss here: https://jezebel.com/5974196/the-golden-rule-for-mistresses-keep-it-casual

NEWS: Another Very Expensive Fetish: Sneaker Destruction

There are loads of fetish videos making the rounds on Youtube lately of young men carefully, worshipfully opening boxes of brand-new, pristine sneakers—and then completely destroying them! It’s called “sneaker destruction,” and it basically combines elements of two other fetishes, “sploshing” (sex with messy foods like jello, pudding, etc.) and BDSM, except its appeal is a bit more complex. So why do these young male fetishists spend ridiculous amounts of money buying sought-after, expensive sneakers just to destroy them? best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sneaker_destruction

For these fetishists, it’s definitely about sex: many of the videos involve filling the sneakers with squishy pudding, tomato sauce, etc. and getting off to the “wet and messy” (yet another fetish) sensation and erotic sounds. But it’s also about getting off to destroying a perfectly desirable pair of sneakers that many people wait in line and save up for months to buy. To the obsessive fans who worship the shoes, they’re objects of desire, so it makes sense that the fetishists get off by dominating, humiliating, and forcing them into objects of submission—very BDSM. Basically, for the sneaker-destroying fetishists, it’s all about the sexual gratification of worshiping, then thrashing and torturing.

Kinky! Want to have some “wet and messy” fun with us? We love being part of your twisted fantasies!

7 Amazing Facts About the Amazing Female Orgasm

As we’ve written about before, the pussy is a wonderful and beautiful thing, and the female orgasm is definitely part of that. A new video from Wired explains the amazing female orgasm and the ways a woman reaches climax both physically and chemically. While the male orgasm can be described as an “explosion,” the female orgasm is more subtle and mysterious, so here are some facts to explain what exactly goes on when a woman cums:

  1. The clit has a lot of nerve endings
    8,000 nerve endings to be exact! That’s why the clit is so sensitive (like the tip of a cock!).
  2. The majority of women need clitoral stimulation to cum
    Yes, most women—around 70%—need both clitoral stimulation and penetration to achieve an orgasm. Better put those hands to good use!
  3. Some women can orgasm without either clitoral stimulation or penetration
    Yes, there are some magical women out there who can cum without any sexual stimulation at all. These women can cum just from kissing or giving head!
  4. A woman’s pain threshold can increase up to 107 percent during climax
    Yup, that probably explains why many ladies like it hard and rough right when they’re cumming!
  5. Some women can cum while giving birth
    A very small percentage (.3%), but yes, some women can manage to get their rocks off while popping out a baby!
  6. 94 percent of women can orgasm from anal sex
    The joys of backdoor sex, ladies and gents!
  7. Ten percent of women can get off at the gym
    While it’s a small percentage, it’s amazing to think that there are some ladies out there who can cum just from working out. That would definitely make going to the gym more enjoyable!

There you have it—the wonders of the female orgasm! Now let’s put all that knowledge to good use!

BBW Buffet: All You Can Eat

There’s a documentary called “My Big Fat Fetish” about BBW models and the fetishists who love them. Reenaye Starr is one of the stars of the film, a BBW celebrity with tons of fetish-fans who cannot get enough of her bouncy, voluptuous, 409 pound body! She sat down with a UK journalist recently to discuss her fat-loving fans and the fetish world of BBW. Here are some highlights: best_phone_sex_niteflirt_reenaye_star_bbw

First, she explains what BBW fetishists are into: “Some men are not interested in squashing [when a BBW woman sits on them and bounces up and down] at all. Some men are just into big ladies looking cute. And then there are some into hardcore pornography who want to see big ladies having sex.” And, as it turns out, “stuffing sessions” are the most popular requests made by BBW fetishists. That’s a sub-fetish involving domination and submission where BBW models eat and eat and eat till they are literally stuffed. This sexy BBW says she eats around 4,000 calories a day, and “can eat a lot during a stuffing session”—like a whole cheesecake or a whole pizza!

Hungry for some BBW action? We’ve got an all you can eat buffet right here!

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