Woman Can Only Cum While Sleeping

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceA woman on TLC’s show “Strange Sex” claimed that she had never been able to achieve an orgasm with her husband—because she’s only ever been able to have one while sleeping! Though the woman claimed to enjoy sex with her husband, she said that she never actually was able to cum with him. While talking to a girlfriend about cumming, she realized that she did have orgasms—but only while asleep. Bizarrely, though she was able to cum during sleep, she did not orgasm during sex dreams.

The woman sought the help of a hypnotherapist to shift her orgasms from her sleeping state to her waking state. With time and a lot of work, she was able to achieve the Big O through sex. This lady’s problem definitely put a strange twist on an all too common problem for women. Maybe the show will inspire more women to see a hypnotherapist—or just to want to cum during sex!

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Famous Nudes of Art History—With Vibrators

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magicwandarthistoryA hilarious Tumblr has added an amazing and surprisingly appropriate addition to some famous paintings of nude women: vibrators. That’s right, art history’s most iconic ladies have been given a fun little something something if the urge to rub one out should arise. Here are some of art history’s most beautiful masturbators with a brand new battery-operated companion (check out the images below):

  1. Danae with Magic Wand by Gustav Klimt
    Here, the gorgeous red-haired goddess of one of Klimt’s masterpieces is nude and masturbating with a Hitachi Magic Wand as a gold river flows out from between her legs like ethereal cum.
  2. American Hitachi by Grant Wood
    This one’s of “American Gothic,” but with a Hitachi Magic Wand instead of a pitchfork! The rural couple already looks happier!
  3. Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
    In this painting a beautiful angel helps a stunning nude get off with a vibrator as fat little cherubs control the settings below. Touched by an angel indeed!
  4. Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
    Here, Venus relaxes naked in bed making sexy bedroom eyes at the viewer while playfully clutching her Hitachi Magic Wand. Venus, you feisty goddess, you!
  5. The Creation of the Magic Wand by Michelangelo
    Yup, you guessed it. Adam reaches out to touch God’s finger—with a Hitachi Magic Wand in his hand!

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What Booze Does To Your Sex Life

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Image Source: Flickr.com/photos/narcissThere are certain things that seem obvious about the way alcohol affects one’s sex life—namely, that it makes a person want to get frisky! Booze loosens you up, makes you more comfortable, and definitely makes you want to get busy after a few drinks. But the psychological and physiological effects are a bit more complicated. Here’s what experts say about the way alcohol and sex mix.

  1. Alcohol makes you less inhibited
    The brain is the biggest sex organ, so it makes sense that a substance that makes you less inhibited would have an impact on your sex life.
  2. A few drinks can make you horny
    Antioxidants in wine can actually increase blood flow to the genitals. Alcohol also helps dilate your blood vessels which makes “The clitoris, labia, and vagina…become engorged and more lubricated,” says a doctor talking to Buzzfeed.
  3. BUT alcohol makes it harder to get off
    This is because alcohol interrupts the signals to your brain that registers erotic touch. Alcohol dulls the sensations that usually would send you over the edge into an orgasm because “your brain isn’t as receptive to them, so your genitals can feel less sensitive,” says the doctor.
  4. Whiskey dick is actually a thing
    “This typically happens because the penis is less responsive to stimuli, making it harder to get and maintain an erection,” says another doctor.
  5. It can take much longer to have an orgasm—if you have one at all
    “Alcohol can delay ejaculation or interfere with it completely,” says a doctor. “This usually happens because your sensations are dulled and your erection isn’t operating at its full potential.” The takeaway seems obvious: drink responsibly if you want to get off!

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How to Initiate Sex With Your Partner

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Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 3.23.26 PMLet’s face it, after being in a relationship for a while, sometimes couples can get lazy about initiating sex. Everyone can probably relate to initiating through a not-so-subtle grope or a casual “It’s been a while. Want to fuck?” But we’re here to help you ask for sex in a way that is more personal and more exciting. Here are some tips for extending a sexy invitation to the bedroom.

  1. Think about what’s worked before
    Every couple has their own idiosyncrasies. Try to remember how the good sex you’ve had in the past was initiated to find inspiration. Were you laughing and flirting? Was it slow and sensual? Knowing what types of situations gets you both in the mood will help you figure out how and when to ask.
  2. Help your partner relax
    Some people need more time to unwind and get into a relaxed head space before they want to go at it. Help your partner get in the mood by asking what you can do to take care of them tonight or to take something off their plate. This will help free up their mind for sexier thoughts.
  3. Get some of that intensity back
    When you first start dating someone, the sex is passionate and super hot. But after a while, some of that intensity can fade. Try to get back some of those spontaneous, super sexy times by recreating them. Or you can turn up the heat by saying things that are very sexually direct: “I need to have you right now.”
  4. Be playful
    Sometimes playfully initiating sex is a great way to relax and have fun. Send each other silly sexts, or make sexual bets while watching sports (If the Dodgers win, I’ll give you a blowjob later). Keep it light but flirtatious.

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Check out more tips about how to initiate sex here.

Yoga Moves For a Better Sex Life

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sexyyogaEveryone knows yoga feels great, but what if we told you that practicing certain poses can actually improve your sex life? It’s true. Different poses can increase your flexibility, improve your focus, and tighten your pelvic floor muscles—all things that are key to better sex. So here are the best yoga poses to help you have a great sex life.

Sun Salute
This is the pose where you stand very straight, big toes touching, with your pelvis tucked in and your arms hanging as if weights were attached. A long-time yogi suggests doing one to five salutes per day to practice improving your attention, which is great for learning how to zone in on what’s going on with your mind and body during sex (sort of like tantric sex).
Mula Bandha
This is the original kegels. Sit or stand in a relaxed position, then “Squeeze the muscles at the bottom of the pelvic floor, behind the cervix. Contract slowly, then release slowly. Repeat 15 times.” Tightening the pelvic floor muscles will help keep everything tight and ready for increased sexual pleasure.
Shoulder Stand
This is basically a back-bend. The yogi says it’s good for sex because “Shoulder Stand helps your circulation and hormonal balance. It also gives you a bit of a new perspective you may need to discover your personal ecstasy.”

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How to Share Your Sexual Fantasies

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_friendsWhile it’s true that everyone has sexual fantasies, it’s also true that many people don’t feel comfortable sharing theirs. Thankfully there are ways to get more comfortable with divulging your desires with others. Here are some tips for feeling more at ease with exploring your fantasies with a partner.

  1. Get comfortable with your fantasies
    Take the time to explore what turns you on without judgement. Everyone has personal desires and fantasies, and what gets you hot is nothing to be ashamed of. Figure out what you like—and what you’d like to happen in real life—before letting someone else know.
  2. Don’t overanalyze what turns you on
    There’s no reason to ask yourself “why” you have a particular fantasy. It doesn’t necessarily say anything about you as a person. Accept that sex isn’t rational, and just go with it.
  3. Figure out a good time to discuss your fantasies
    Timing is everything, so it’s important to feel very comfortable with someone before discussing your fantasies. At the same time, if it’s a deal breaker to date someone who might not share your particular kink, it’d be a good idea to discuss your sexual tastes with them sooner rather than later. Regardless, you should gauge how the other person might respond by asking some leading questions like “I saw this thing on the internet. How would you feel about doing something like that?”
  4. Practice asking
    Here are some good lines: “You know what sounds really hot to me?”; “There’s this thing I’ve always wanted to try, but I’ve been waiting until I found the right person.”; “I would love to see you doing…”

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5 Tips For Having Better Orgasms

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Image Source: TheJennyBlock.com/Jenny Block, author of O Wow: Discovering Your Ultimate Orgasms sat down with Buzzfeed to dish on how to cum in bigger and better ways. Block says, “Sex should be fun and silly and exciting and experimental and messy and loud and always an adventure. It should go where it goes for as long as you like in whatever way you like.” That’s some good advice! Here are 5 more tips about how to have better orgasms:

  1. Masturbate to figure out what you like
    “All you have to do is what feels good,” says Block. This is the best way for figuring out what you like, which you can eventually share with a partner for the ultimate orgasm.
  2. Don’t focus too much on getting off
    “Masturbation, just like sex, should be pleasure oriented, not goal oriented. The only goal should be to enjoy and to learn what works for you.”
  3. Enthusiasm is everything when it comes to giving head
    Whether it’s pussy-licking or cock-sucking, just make sure you’re having a good time and letting the person know that you are! See what they respond to, and keep doing it (unless they tell you to stop)!
  4. Use lube—especially with anal
    “If you are interested in experimenting with anal play, lube has to be the key player. The anus, unlike the vagina, is not self-lubricating.” Nuff said.
  5. There’s nothing shameful about loving sex, ladies
    “And women are a lucky lot. We have no refractory period, which means we can come over and over without resting in between and we have the only organ in the human body – male or female – with pleasure as its only purpose – the clit. And, while we’re on the subject – every woman’s pussy is perfect.”

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You can find more of Buzzfeed‘s tips on how to have better orgasms here.

The New Surgical Procedure That Restores Sensation to the Cock

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Image Source: .flickr.com/photos/jaunedeau/What was once thought of as impossible is now possible thanks to the miracle of modern medicine. For men who have lost feeling in their cocks because of spinal injuries—called spina bifida—a new procedure can actually treat the problem. It’s called the TOMAX procedure, and it works by rerouting a nerve that sends sensory information from the groin to the brain.

After the surgery, the men first feel touch on their cocks as occurring in their balls or inner thighs because that’s the place the nerve originally collects the signals. But after a year, they begin to actually feel those amazing, familiar feelings in their cocks again! At first the sensation is tickly, but then it becomes unmistakably erotic due to a shift inside the brain. Now, when their cocks are stroked or touched, their brains reinterpret the sensation in several different areas that signal pleasure. A miracle indeed!

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Sexting Is a New Name For an Old Activity

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Image Source Flickr.com/photos/jonathanrolandeWhile most people think that sexting is a new phenomenon, history tells a very different story. Recently, a 17th century erotic portrait was put up for sale of one of Charles II’s long time mistress washing a string of sausages with her tits out! Its small, paper-sheet size shows that it was intended for an “intimate purpose in the court circle,” according to the Guardian. Although this seems shocking for the time, sending explicit photos and messages has actually been around for centuries.

Former president Warren Harding wrote to his mistress about “Jerry,” which was code name for his cock!—“if he [Jerry, his cock] could have but one wish, it would be to be held in your darling embrace and be thrilled by your pink lips that convey the surpassing rapture of human touch and the unspeakable joy of love’s surpassing embrace.” And James Joyce was famous for writing his wife filthy letters: “My sweet naughty little fuckbird,” he writes, “Buy whorish drawers, love, and be sure you sprinkle the legs of them with some nice scent and also discolour them just a little behind.” By the time of WWII, ladies were sending their men off with homemade pin-ups to keep them company. And by the time of polaroid film, the ladies were sending their soldiers off with “private pornographic photographs.” It just goes to show that desire never changes; it’s just the medium of expressing it that does.

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Here’s more about the history of “sexting!”

The Donald’s Porn Parody

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48008133.cachedFinally, the porn parody you never knew you wanted is here with none other than recent GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump. The Donald is following in the footsteps of Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton as the most recent WoodRocket.com XXX political parody. Lee Roy Myers, the brainchild behind such porn parodies as Bob’s Boners, Game of Bones, and Spongebob Squarenuts said that his decision to make a Trump porno was a no-brainer.

“…we’ve really felt like there was a need to spoof him. Because of what WoodRocket does, spoofing him with penetration seems like the right way to go,” Myer said in an interview with the Daily Beast. Donald Tramp stars porn actor Dick Chibbles, who sports a ridiculous toupee and orange spray tan while yelling un-politically correct, bombastic absurdities. So, naturally you’re wondering what the sex is like. Myers said, “We wanted the sex to be a parody of how Trump would have sex. It’s definitely one of the weirdest things we’ve shot, and we’ve shot a Pokemon porn parody.” Dick Chibbles admitted that besides trying to stay in character without cracking up, keeping that monstrosity of a wig on while getting hot and heavy was definitely no task for “losers!”

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